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you mad chinaboi?

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>Louis C.K walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you are in for quite a show tonight."
>*applause*
>"But before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to our natural state...in blackness."
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck cuck cuckcuckcuck..." silently at first, but growing louder steadily.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the feces and semen of black men, and the blood of white male babies. It gives me crazy sexual powers. Sometimes I even ingest it."
>Louis covers his pale,naked body with the foul liquid from head to toe, massaging himself and moaning audibly. His tiny white dick is getting more and more erect.
>"cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck cuck cuckcuckcuck..." the chanting continues
>Louis starts jerking off violently. Some white people look shocked, and get up and try to leave, but the doors are locked.
>As the chanting grows louder and louder, Louis keeps pleasuring himself more and more aggressively, his eyes turning back in his head as he becomes more and more ecstatic
>Finally, just as he reaches climax, he is handed a huge horn, resembling a BBC. Louis puts it on his lips and....
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives. All the white women are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with pulsating, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being double penetrated by two huge black men. He picks up the mic...panting
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...BROTHERS AND SISTERS. I BID YOU WELCOME...TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!!!!

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which is more for normies? alcohol or weed? i say alcohol

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let's get some good vibes going .

>tfw listening to A Love Supreme by John Coltrane

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Hi. I like reaction images. Post yours below. Keep it calm and civil. The internet isn't a place for bullying, flaming, trolling, mean-spirited acts, or any kinds of anti-social depravity. :)

My name is Will. I'm 20, have a girlfriend, go to college, but lack a social life. I'm currently exercising more to look more attractive and increase my self-esteem. Who are you guys (or girls, haha!)? How are you doing? :)

>pic related
>is me

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I'm 27 and have 10k in savings 2k in checking and 18k in retirement

am I doing okay or not?

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Who up and hitting dat post button?

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It's time to end it, don't you think /r9k/?

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You think being a woman is all compliments and life on easy mode do you?

>tfw your underwear get's stuck between your vagina lips and the friction constantly makes your horny all day but you can't adjust them

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Any robots listen to this? A few tracks really hit me hard with it's themes of loneliness and self-doubt

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ITT: characters that inspire you to push on towards a better tomorrow

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I'm a chubby cunt, been working out on the gym for about a week now and noticed my sexual libido is off the charts. I last longer when masturbating and when I climax there's more cum and it feels better than usual is this normal?

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As a white boi I've learnt my place is at the bottom of the food chain, BBC is taking over and us white bois need to accept that, I can't wait until my friends and family understand this and breed us white bois out. No more little clitties, only BBC from now on.

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If God existed, he wouldn't make people go bald.

Checkmate, Christfags.

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Comfy thread let's let it rip you beautiful faggots .

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