let's hear those voices robots
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fIeGGrZtR6
>>39129381
you sound underaged and gay, don't ever post on this site again
>>39129381
This has to be the gayest shit I've heard in my life
Just an hero already, OP
>>39129381
Are you southern Australian? Like Victorian? Sound like it.
No vocation because filthy phone poster
Unknown
https://clyp.it/d3rtt2ti
You're in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriend's ass. Btw he has a PhD in History and claims the holocaust never happened.
How do you respond?
>>39128911
nice dad jeans
Have him arrested for sexual assault. I'm white. The police come when I call them. The bouncers at the bar listen to my side of the story.
>>39128911
Lick his muscles and beg for redpills.
Who here /chill/?
>no gf/wife
>no kids
>no big financial worries
>no serious obligations
>no stressful job
>in good health and male
This is TOP COMFY, lads. It's addicting.
>>39128780
I meet all those criteria, but I mostly feel comfy right now because I'm drunk
>>39128780
But I have sex, anon. Yeah. Comfy life.
>gf
>alcoholism
>NEET
>in debt
no, not /chill/ at all.
Why do non-whites hate animals?
I don't . We have a cute hare that lives in our backyard, eating my dads plants.
She/he is cute and we all leave her/him be.
Rip puppy
black people really hate cats
>>39128609
Yeah right. The only reason your father hasn't murdered it is because he can't catch it.
>LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M SPEAKING TO YOU YOU PATHETIC FUCKING NERD
>I'm giving you a choice, but only because you were nice to me earlier.
>Fuck me right here and now and I'll give you the best sex you'll ever have in your life.
>But, there's a catch of course, every time you cum, you will lose 5 years of your life to me. And I'm not gonna make it easy for you to last long with me. You'll be cumming over and over until you're a decrepit old man.
>And if you don't fuck me, I'll curse you so that'll never ever be able to lose your penile virginity by biting your dick off and eating it!
>So WHAT IS IT NERD? Stay a virgin forever or fuck my demon pussy like a fucking man?!
wat do /r9k/?
>>39128440
cum until I pass out out
>>39128440
I don't really want to fuck her because she seems pretty lame, but I'd still fuck her until I die because it's a cool way to suicide. N-not like I'm fucking her because I want to, or anything.
>>39128440
Big words for a simple shortstack succubus. My fetishes are so sick you wont even get me hard.
Anyone else wanna go into the African jungle with 800$ to your name and become a warlord?
I've thought of this alot in my life,leading child soldiers in Sierra Leone and death in battle in some shit African village might be better than suicide in America.
Anyone else feel this way or is it just me?
You'd probably be murdered on the spot if you're not white. They do pretty awful things to people of their own race, I can only imagine what they'd do to a white man.
I will post all the niggers for this thread so everybody dosent have too
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
that was a really good movie
should have seen it high
Hi INFP friends, i hope you're feeling okay today. Just remember that you are just as special, if not more, as everyone else on the planet. (except for me, i'm not important)
>>39128421
What the fuck is this garbage image
why did you save this shit
>>39128431
>i'm so proud to be in the 1%~
>when she's infp and not infj
fucking kill yourselves, special snowflakes
>>39128431
>>39128467
This is an INFP appreciation thread.
Look at the picture, think about your answer, and then click the thread to see if your answer matches actual reality?
>>39128176
Bateman's girlfriend hgdss
>>39128190
Fat asian guy with the snaggletooth's girlfriend
The Asian. Spent years studying in college and chasing after cute white girls(gets rejected every time). After graduation he has money and gets some trophy gf. The attractive guy has ran through numerous hot chicks, he's bored of how stupid they are...so her goes for a girl he can actually have a conversation with instead of someone who just looks good. He's good looking so he can easily get any girl the Asian guy can without any effort but he's use to them so they're not that exciting.
This may sound autistic, but do any of you guys have a favorite number?
Mine is 20.
6 has always been my favorite number
11 has always resonated with me
I haven't seriously did math in many years, I probably have a 7th grade comprehension of math at best.
Reminder if you live in America you have ZERO excuse to own a firearm of some sort.
>this list is non exhaustive and many more firearms both new and used are available for cheap.
Why do you not own a firearm yet, robots.
>>39128149
I live in a cuck state.
>>39128524
Nigga you can own guns in cuck states faggot
I live in a cuck state and i own multiple.
I'm not American and I feel jelly of you bastards, wish I could have guns.
>be 28
>dropped out of school at 13
>been a hermit since
>have the social skills of a teenager
>call everyone nigger faggots online for fun like I did over a decade go
>cant make new friends because everyone is uptight
>old friends that used to say nigger faggot with me also remove me for being racist/homophobic/etc
>cant shit talk in online vidya without risking getting banned
>have small benis
>dropped out of school at 13
Why would someone do that? You're an idiot.
It's 2017 you can't just call someone a nigger faggot or you're a literal nazi
>>39128146
hay op
plz no cryin letz be frens
>Anon-kun it's not too late to change your way! Please open the door and talk to me.
Misaki go away, I want to be neet and play games
>>39128136
This never happens to me. I don't get Misakis knocking on my door tho I'm a hopeless neet.
This thread should die
>>39128492
I tried to make a thread where I offered to help NEETs but only underage people contacted me.
one of my balls is missing
What kind of ball was it OP?
>>39128081
one of the cum ones
>>39128331
How did you lose your fucking balls you cunt
"Champ, put that game on pause, will ya? We need to talk. Your mother and I have been getting worried about you. No, we've already been over what we found in that FedEx package last week. We're disappointed, but we're not gonna kick you out, either. But you've been sitting here in your room doing nothing since you graduated three years ago, Champ, and things can't keep going like this. You're wasting your life."
"While you've been typing away on your chatterbox, your peers are out there grabbing the world by the tail and seizing the initiative. Why, I bumped into your old schoolyard friend Chud, Thad, or Chazz or whatever his name was -- you know, the one who called you all sorts of funny names and pulled all kinds of funny pranks on you? Anyway, he recently got the job as the emergency services manager down at the city, and he's making bank. He's driving around in an Acura MDX and just moved into the three-story house down the street. He even got hitched to that one girl you were always harpin' on about -- that smoking brunette with the funny name: 'way-foo' or 'Yuanaytis' or something. And they've even got a little boy on the way. How about that, Champ?"
"They asked me how you were doing, but I didn't wanna embarrass you. I told 'em you just got home from teaching English overseas and that you were in-between jobs. Well, that ends today, Champ. I'm gonna drive you over there so you can talk to Chet or Charlie or whatever his name is, give him a firm handshake, and ask if you could work there. I'm sure he could get you a job down at the recreation center or the mailroom or janitorial services or something. Whaddya mean it'd be embarrassing? Champ, your mother and I aren't gonna be around forever, so it's time you got out into the wider world and took steps towards becoming an adult -- like your friends did. Besides, aren't you three looking forward to catching up after all these years?"
ITS A MULTIPLAYER DAD
I CANT PAUSE IT
UGH
>Parents resent me on a human level, yesterday they told me my existence is despicable, tell me I really ought to just kill myself
>Acquire job
>Hate me even more then they did before
>>39128067
*unplugs modem*
"Champ, I'm gonna put a stop to it like you're gonna put a stop to your unemployment streak today. Your mother and I are doing this because we care, Champ, and we aren't gonna be around forever. Someday, you're gonna have to take care of yourself. And how do you get there? It all starts with taking that first step, Champ. I didn't think I had the gumption to ruck through the blizzard of '67, but by God I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and snow shoes and plunged headlong into the driving snow. Sheer luck I barely got out of there with all my fingers and toes intact, but the manager was so impressed when I got to the factory that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. I'm expecting a lot from you, Champ, so don't disappoint out there today."
Nearly every post here either insults or objectify women. It makes me ill people can be so cruel and spiteful.
Everyone below this post has been baited.
>>39128042
Everybody above this post is a retarded faggot.
>>39128042
Not taking us seriously simply because we're women is exactly the negative attitude I am talking about.