How long will she be able to keep up this act?
How has she not dropped Ethan yet?
>>34372713
She looks like Nick Cage.
Wtf why are her eyes so big
>>34372713
>Ywn throat fuck this Jewess and nut all over her pretty blue eyes while her fat kike husband coughs in the corner and watches while berating himself
Why live?
Post ITT the last message you received from a girl
>Ohhh thank you so much!
She came into my Spanish class two weeks late and asked me to send her the homework questions she missed
>Anon your little sister needs to borrow a calculator
Send by my mom in November. As for non-related girls I wouldn't know I've only had this phone for 1.5 years.
>how do you not understand the context. It says "disease center" on it
Sent from an ex who always thinks she's dying from a different disease every week.
What are some good websites to pirate text books?
>>34372638
http://libgen.io/
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>>34373796
If this is real, you just posted the most convenient post of my life.
>>34374944
>>34373796
never mind, its russian crap.
>tfw 20yo
>tfw phimosis
>tfw i dont wanna go to the hospital because they will know im a virgin
im tired of living in this normie country, also the fucking hospital is full of young stacy nurses, they will make fun of me probably
fuck my life
>>34372626
you do realize that denying yourself medical treatment because of the fear of nurses talking behind your back is INCOMPARABLE more pathetic?
>>34372626
Do you think they give a shit, or that you're the only 20-year-old virgin that they've come across? They couldn't care less about that shit, that's like being scared to buy condoms or suppositories because the cashier will see, despite the fact that they don't give a shit and see tons of things. Aside from that, why don't you just fucking lie and say that you're not one, if it bothers you so much and is preventing you from getting treatment? It's not like you've got a man hymen they can inspect, and it's not like you're fucking Pinocchio and your nose will grow.
God damn, man.
>>34372626
I work at a hospital. We do not fuck a single fuck about your virginity, anon. We want to get you in, treat you, and get you out as fast as possible. We are way too busy to talk about virgins.
if someone gets trips in this thread I will ask a girl out to sushi this Friday
>>34372612
What's a trips?
bump
unkle adams
yeah ok. but if its me i have to do it too
>get memed into liking traps
>jerks off to traps for a few months on and off
>mom somehow finds out
>tells me there's an evil spirit in me
>holds my hands and prays for almost 10 minutes
God fucking damnit.
either she saw my computer because i leave 100+ tabs open or my isp gave me up.
Or it was the bogdanoffs.
>>34372610
well, there's no going back now
better find out how deep the hole goes
>>34372610
I think there is nothing wrong with fapping to traps senpai we all do it.
dog, why in gods name would an ISP inform the account-holder that someone is using the internet service to view female (male) pornography
like, the fuck?
ye she saw your shit m8 but what i want to know is how in christs name do you get memed into liking traps what the shit
What would yours be anon?
>>34372580
Anyone who likes aidorus tbhfam
>>34372696
Why?
Bloxyiop
>>34372580
Someone with no ties to /r9k/. We'd watch anime together and disagree about our favorite girls. There would be no huge secrets and we'd listen to each other even when we didn't know how to offer advice. We would share almost all of our interests, and those that we didn't understand we would try our hardest to learn about each other because we cared. Neither of us would try to become boyfriends or anything, but we would freely be able to be emotional with one another without fear of what the other thought.
Help robots. I'm about to spend 2700 of my 5050 NEETbux on an electric skateboard. The only way I can pay for it is using my mom's credit card or my debit card linked to bank account, which my dad has full view of.
Problem is if I use my card, my dad might find out and stop sending me 300/month and that would be devastating. But if I use my mom's card, my brother finds out for sure and he'll get pissed. There's a 50% chance he'll be pissed and tell my dad anyway. On the plus side of using my mom's card, the 2700 becomes 2600 and she gets $135 that she will keep for free in cash rewards.
(note: my dad is in the middle east)
Whose card do I use robots?
>>34372529
Don't buy the skateboard.
2700 Bux for a fucking skateboard? Don't buy it you retard
>spending 50%+ of your total liquid assets on a skateboard
This board is literally under-age ban tier isn't it?
Anyone else still just reveling in the Schadenfreude? At my Uni pretty much all the normies have been in a continual state of butthurt since November 8th. The roasties in particular are in a total state of disbelief. It warms my heart seeing them all not get things their way.
>>34372487
feeIs pretty good
>>34372506
you feel it, don't you? the power!
>if you dont like trump youre a normie haha xD
hey would any robots trade money for (quality) female companionship
kik is lizarcl
>>34372443
>trade money for (quality) female companionship
yes! messaged
how do we know you're quality
>>34372443
Asking for orbiters to pay you to be their friend? kek
what are the quintessential robot mangas? pic related
>>34372419
another screen from "I'll Give It My All... Tomorrow"
Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa
it's about improvement though
I want to say oyasumi punpun but he fucks like two different girls
>turn around
>see this
"Oh shit, im sorry"
What do?
>>34372386
Sorry for what senpai?
*mmmmmms*
[Spoiler]mmmmmms[/spoiler]
i'd ask him to show me how to not rip the skin
/r9k/, I've seen and heard a lot of women saying "no uterus, no opinion" with regard to abortion recently...
...why are men required to pay child support if they have no say in whether or not they want to have a child and women do?
If men have no right to have any input on whether they are ready for a child, then shouldn't women be the only ones responsible for making the decision of whether or not she's able to provide for a child by herself? After all, men have no input and she's the only one with the decision whether or not to have a child.
Dude, anti-abortion people are retarded, these fucking narcissistic women will get abortions anyways but it'll just be illegally, and the ones who don't will either fuck the kids up or put them through awful adoption rings.
less abortions = more welfare, more criminal blacks, more mexicans
Are Republicans that retarded they want to further lose whatever chance they have at future elections?
Without some serious demographic shift America is going to go permanently Democrat very soon..
>>34372510
Less abortions=More white babies
https://discord.gg/PRr2xT5
Anyone may join, we won't kick you unless you're being an absolute goober. Get comfy and meme with us
neato server pls join you will have fun nice people and cool doggos with nice peoplae
braaaaaaap oopsie sorry anony tee hee!
>>34372320
bumpy bump bump bump
The "80/20" rule is bullshit made up by lazy fags that would rather blame their failures on a fictional chad character instead of putting in the effort to make themselves better
prove me wrong
>chad is fictional
whatever helps you sleep at night
Literally can't anon sorry
roastie internet defense force can go back to lolcow