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>>36754121
I don't keep up with discordfags, but I love helperposters. Why is he your best friend anon? Tell us about him.

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>>36754250
she's always there for me, and nice to me when nobody else is

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>>36754338
>she
my condolences little man. can't save them all.

go to /soc/ and find yourself a Trappie

>>36754002
settle for traps

>>36754002
How much do I need to pay for a dinner with reviewbrah?

theres no girls on that, the icon means female(male)

Go OP, run like the wind to discover femanon

>>36753996
I'm pretty sure that was just a joke. IF THIS PERSON IS A FUCKING DUDE I WILL BE PISSED

I'm also realizing that I wouldn't want to date any of the pornstars I fap to.

Like, I'd fuck them, but... I'm totally not attracted to them in any other way. That's really weird, somehow.

>>36753962
You can get the fuck >>>/out/ normie!

>>36753962
>they wanted -me-

Must feel nice faggot.

That depends. How many Chads do you currently have in the office? How many robots do you have in the office?

You want to maintain a ratio of 4 to 1, with the one being a robot. We are much rarer than your uncommon Chad arch type.

Hire too many Chads, and nothing will get done around the office. You should have at minimum one robot per office work group. We are the power grinders of the working force.

>>36753959
If you go in for an interview and the interviewer is a woman just walk out because they can't respect any man they don't want to fuck

Everytime I've had an interview with a man its gone well and everytime I've had an interview with a woman they are always cold and wrap it up quickly

>>36753959
You're right, you should hire Chad. I'm only here because they'd sanction my neetbux if I didn't attend

>>36753955
Why don't you begin by saying what you did to him?

>>36753955
>Why do gay boys hold grudges for so long
they are all the same
just find a new gay boy

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>>36753978
He told me a secret (that he was raped as a child), but I'm not good at keeping secrets so I told a few friends by the end of the day and now dozens of people know. This was about six months ago.

text is for true robots

>>36753928
you aren't saying anything to be faggot

>>36753928

shes such a qt op i love redheads

>>36753872
>inherit the greatest wealth and prosperity from their predecessors
>squander it all in a few decades and are leaving their successors with a much poorer, browner version of the United States

tfw to smart to be americuck

>want us to go in debt buying houses
>opted for an unwinnable war
>thought smoking was healthy
>movies were a nickel

I refuse to take anything they seriously. Also
>always need help with chrome or word

how do i get on neetbux in the uk

the only 'disability' I have is a general anxiety disorder that I'm on pills for

>>36753842
I've been on the bux for about two years now after a life time of managing my own depression. Finally got diagnosed with profound Anhedonia and dysthymia. My father died unexpectedly and I found I was unable to force myself to function anymore. I get $900 a month.

>>36753842
Someone post uncle remus's guide in dis thread

http://imgur.com/a/OyOid

Heres de link

>>36753802
that's some real dedication anon

I'm proud of you

>>36753802
>such a degenerate you have to become more of a degenerate

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>>36753802
>If the joystick doesn't heal I'm going to have to use the hidden button.
that's the pathway to gay anon
don't do it

Nope, I just watch twitch streamers.

GG your easy days are over.

>>36753789
>pay
>anonymous
>girl

Why? Why the fuck? Unless you mean voice chat. There are hordes of gay boys on steam and discord that can make any anon feel loved more than any roastie would.

>>36753832
this is so fucking true it hurts
they're on the same level as roasties though
well not on the same level because some of them can be bros

>>36753772
Please help help please me me help me please please

>>36753772
It's passable, i wouldn't fap to it cause i'm not into asmr but if you're into it, why shouldn't you fap?

When in doubt always fap.

DON'T TALK ABOUT WINTERWHISPERS LIKE THAT, SHE IS A SAINT

>those nipples

>>36753698
you probably spend your entire day on /pol/, i suggest going outside

>>36753700
I do have hobbies and a social life, but I seriously fucking lost it seeing some video about what humans might be like within 1,000 years.

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i doubt it

i really do

>>36753757
Are you saying that you will be doing much better? Dead?

>>36753839
Either dead or I simply wont remember

I forget a lot of things easily, nothing much has happened in the past years so i'll probably lose this one too

>>36753605
All roasties are shit.
You have to assume that.
That's where your impression of her should start.
Get closer to her if you want, but your reason is to exploit her body and eventually discover why she is shit. Eventually you'll find a disgusting trait that you hate in her. That's when you finally leave her.

>>36753605
Let me add that I'm balding and have bad skin.

>>36753605
>>36753659

You're going to get toasted by her on social media.