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>>37842886
he's got bigger balls than me.

>>37842886
>shitpost
>facebook

kek this guy was just a sad normie

Too young to be a robot. Feels strange knowing that 2000's babies are killing themselves now.

new track from dark o shine

https://youtu.be/AOHYcn0phUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvZYtWE5k0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agngG_2w1wM&lc=z13oevugjprrwlfyj04cij5jzzukupfb5zw0k.1497897491818249

You are one of those guys who only ask a girl out when you know she can't say yes?

>>37842728
I literally don't know what you mean

I rarely ask any one out. Last time was...6 years ago

Sounds like you're so lonely and deprived of being close to another human being that you're subconsciously trying to force yourself to fix it by getting together with anyone willing to show you even the slightest bit of attention. No, that is not normal anon go get some help before you shoot up a mall or something.

>>37842629
Tell her it sounds autistic. But 2d porn can't create cucks.

do the dialog before she can

>>37842629
I wouldn't really worry about it because this didn't happen.

>>37842608
My father slapped my arse when I was 14. I felt violated and still hold a grudge.

>>37842608
This contains explicit sexual detail about mymolestation.

It started age 8 when me and my female cousin (a year younger than me) were being babysat by our step grand father. He was pretty good at grooming and much older than us. It always started with tickling. The tickling would turn into touching of private areas but it took me a long time to start to notice that. The thing I noticed first is when he would pick me up hold me upside down and rub my face against his hard penis through his pants. It was at that point that I knew it was sexual and I was being molested.I had suspected before. At the same time however I was also in denial plus I didn't even know where to start to actually comprehend what was happening to me since I was so naive about sex anyway. All I really knew is that it was molestation because of what I was taught in school. I also still emotionally felt like since he seemed like a good person to me that he couldn't possibly really be hurting us or something like that. He was good at grooming and always sure to tell me and my cousin that he loved us after he did it.

>>37842761
I would often be out of my body when the stuff started to happen. The things I do remember being in my body is either complete cold nervousness that made my skin turn pale and clammy or the total opposite which would be pleasure, arousal, and excitement. It seemed like for a long time it was the tickling but later moved onto him touching me in my sleep. It would often wake me up and when that did happen I was so confused I'd leave my body completely and those memories are harder to access. The times he came in the room andI wasn't yet asleep I can remember those better. I'd always sleep in a big baggy adult tee shirt and underwear. I remember specific times where he would push my underwear aside and touch my V. I remember it was these times that excited me a lot and set up exhibitionism fantasies for me that last to this day (I'm almost 30). When he looked at my V and spread it I was so incredibly embarrassed I almost left my body mentally like I did sometimes but still managed to stay in it and remember him showering me with compliments about the appearance of my V.Things I remember specifically was comments like 'It's so pretty, tight, tiny, pink, cute, etc', for a very long time and even today I masturbate to either the memories of this or trying to reenact this with guys. Just the idea of someone looking at my vagina is enough to turn me on a little. I was addicted to (still am)exhibitionism for many years.

Stuff would also happen in the shower, a lot of these memories are foggy and harder to access, they also involve my female cousin. We would always shower together and he would watch.

Congrats anon. Enjoy some freedom, but I hope you can look back fondly on your college days. I know I do.

>>37843016
I'm just glad it's done. The anxiety of college deadlines and exams really grinded me down.

I also won't have to live for another day in a shitty dorm for the rest of my life. I hated dorm life.

>>37842597
Congrats, what's your major?

W-when do I get one now?

claimed
pls mail to 16 Amber rd. wooddale NY 10876

Gimme. How do I redeem?

>>37842519
yes, but doing it everyday can lead into dehydration

>>37842519
>cum with water
How?
Also why isn't your dick hurting?
If I do it more than 3 times in a row, my dick hurts.

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>be me
>jerk cuff
>want to make big cums but it's more like water leaking from a broken pipe

>>37842502
>dude i've been in a psycho ward, im so le crazy xD
Kys

>>37842502
Nobody cares, asshole.

>>37842502
10 days isn't that long.

>>37842476
>indians
>successful

Lol, being a wagecuck that felt for the stem meme doesn't make you sucessful.

>>37842476
Being rougher on the edges(Thug in a suit) and meeting white Chad beauty/masculinity standards trumps earning potential or being a model minority when it comes to dating empowered modern women . There's a reason Silicon Valley has a Robot/sexually frustrated male problem, which manifests itself in misogyny in the workplace and sexual assault litigation, despite these engineers earning more than the average wagecuck.

>>37842497
Indians have the highest household income inbred US you sperg.

https://blogs.voanews.com/all-about-america/2015/05/08/this-us-ethnic-group-makes-the-most-money/

>>37842460
>eating liberal brainwashing ice cream
Disgusting

>>37842460
Chubby Hubby, but I don't know any stores that still sell it in my area.

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>>37842460
Haha. I always buy this, as it's an American ice cream brand. Also I eat Oreo ice cream cookies for the same reason, and drink Starbucks ready made cold drinks, esp. Latte. That's all because I'm an Elliot Rodger fan. He was American too. :)

robots have

>/r9k/ and other slower chan equivalents

/cm/ is for SFW pictures of cute anime boys though

And even with all this, they feel the need to come here and post their threads day in day out. They have a general thread even if it gets reported and deleted so jannies just ignore the autism. They spam countless "why haven't you transitioned yet" threads and spam disgusting pictures of dicks and bare assholes visually clogging up the catalogue.

MODS ARE RUINING THE BOARD
MODS ARE RUINING THE BOARD MODS ARE RUINING THE BOA

YOU WILL NEVER SEE A CUTE FEMBOT FACE ANYMORE

ALL THE ORBIT DAYS ARE OVVEEEEER

FUCK YOOU

Enjoy the sight of moderation while it lasts. People are going to go back to posting their stupid fucking faces again pretty soon, or doing stupid shit like "eye threads"

I think the job is halfe done.

>>37842362
just make a new better meme

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Good riddance, hopefully it never resurfaces

Stanley pics don't even fall under the new rules.

>Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Ok I'm not stanley

>Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
No need to when you post stanley.

I for one, love this new rule and sticky.

>>37842351
Think about this. You hate them anyways.
Why not carry a gun and kill them when they do this?

>>37842351

Ride with a mask or a wig something, fuck man its that easy. Just wear something to mop up the ridicule

you can turn it into an exercise bike with a trainer