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How you doing today robots?
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>tfw about to do some dabs
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who /abstractcomfy/ here?
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agrijar palm

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I'm going to make a self-help channel on Youtube soon and it's going to be for people that don't really have money or a support network to rely on. I figure you guys might have some ideas for issues that aren't super obvious. What particular problems do you guys have that I could look into?
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>>34486582
I would suggest tfw no gf
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bumpidy bumperino

>>34486632
for sure
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>>34486582
insecurity
some of these robots are so lost in their own shit and can't even begin to accept the reality of what's going on around them and the biggest cause of that is insecurity

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>be woman
>take shoes off and walk in your bare feet everywhere

Why do women do this?
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telepathic communication
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>>34486519
It feels good because my feet hurt from these shitty but nice looking shoes.

>tfw had to break in a new pair of boots yesterday
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>>34486567
that was funny. I bet if i knew you i would like you anon

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>be 20
>mom's super mean beaner
>dad's a Bernie loving cuck of potato nigger
>need to move out
>need money
>need job
>no work experience
>can't get job
>still in communi (first semester)
>need AA degree
>need AA transfer to four year uni
>need uni to get a job
I need to move out asap before I lose it. How much money would I need. I live in 850 just for the record.
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shoot heroin

pls
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You need an alcoholics anonymous degree?
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>>34486578
Associate in Arts
It's only useful for transferring to a four year university.

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Dividefu Aurora
>White European
>feminine
>kind
>loving
>protective
>respectful
>educated
>hard working
>calls the whore Brittany "Ma'am" and hugs her
Brittany Danielle Dier "Venti"
>1/4 nigger
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Autistic screeching
>dropped out of highschool
>has fucked up back so cannot work
>unemployed begs for money on stream
>hateful
>rude
>manly
>calls Aurora "gypsy" and makes fun of her behind her back and shouts insult at her

Why are alt-Right women so shit and actual niggers
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>>34486474
post source you dumb nigger faggot
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https://youtu.be/XIBKLHjOHvk
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>>34486937
kek

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


originalllll ll.1.2.3.7

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>brush my teeth for the first time in awhile
>spit out the toothpaste and its dark pink
>don't brush teeth for rest of month because im scared

who /ignoring health problems/ here?
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>>34486467
You need to brush your teeth. I hope you dont drink fucking mountain dew or anything on top of that
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>>34486467
Its bc if you dont brush your teeth
brush you goddamn teeth
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>>34486467
it's only dark pink?
you mean you don't completely bleed out from your gums, like some sort of freakish mouth period?
WEAK

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What the fuck is this place lmao
my autistic friend mentioned it yesterday and I have no idea who you weirdos are or why you're here
tell me some shit about you people
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>>34486460
Fuck right off, retard.
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>>34486460
my dad killed himself when I was 7 and i've been a miserable fuckup ever since
i was likely born with at least mild autism as well
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>>34486460
Sup nigger
Tongue punch my anus

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>tfw attatchment to inanimate objects

Anyone know this feel? I want to get a new laptop because mine is 8 years old and has a fried gpu but I'll miss it.
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>>34486409
You can still keep it as an extra. I'm the same way. Old clothes that are too small, games/cds that don't even work anymore etc. I still miss furniture I threw out in 2008. Still have 2-3 broken laptops I don't have the heart to get rid of.
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>>34486409
>>34486926
Same here familias

I think it has to be with the fact that I can't really form strong attachments with most people so instead I form them with stuff. Pretty sure it's a sign of hoarding, although I'm not a hoarder myself. I couldn't ever see myself keeping piles of literal junk.
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>>34486409
Keep the thing. Probably won't be able to sell anyways.

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>>34486398
He was very tired, (he looked like pic related) but then a 100$ donation came and he became high energy once more
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GOBLIN BOSS
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E L E V A T E

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>tfw no bf
Would i ever be able to get an autistic beta bf?
what do you robots think?
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>>34486394
>Stacy steals my beta-oneitis REEEEE
> Pintrest Friends Thread
> sister pass the rice
bf (female) > male
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>bizzaro /r9k/
>tfw this is my actual life
T-thanks...
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>>34486494
What makes you attracted to autistic betas?

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>Never have I ever.... masturbated to trap porn
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>>34486340
Never have I ever considered 3DPD to be viable
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Used the word "Broseph"
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Never have I ever pissed in a bottle.

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>want to teach english in Japan
>have never left my room and mispronounce a lot of words
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>>34486285
so i guess you have some work to do. i'd check out just japan podcast as he talks alot about teaching in japan. also you should do some training on teaching in general.
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>>34486285
You're fucked, JET interviews are actually quite hard.
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>>34486355
what about AEON
>>34486355
i could do some of those

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Discord thread

https://discord.gg/NdFTs
If there's one with more users from here reply with a link
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Bump

VERY VERY VERY ORIGINAL COMMENT
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another very very very very original bump
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND you can ignore this

I unironically just wanna play vidya and watch movies/shows for the rest of my life. But there are LE R*DDIT COLLEGE, LE REDDIT SLEEPING, LE EPIC 9GAG RESPONSIBILITIES XdD LE PARENTS 1!!!1
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>>34486242
Boi just go to cc for two years then never eber do anything after
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>>34486242
Suicide and hope you can do all that in tue after life
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sell drugs, be a ruthless murderer

How do I get weed robots, I'm in ny, in a bad neighborhood and a chubby white kid.
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>>34486241
what part of ny and how much do you need
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alphabay doofus
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>>34486241
I dont know if there are skate parks but that's a good place to start.
Next would be young black dudes. Be honest and tell them you are new to it. They might laugh but it's not to make fun of you. Its just fun to get people high. They may even smoke you out. Prices are different over there on the east coast so you might be paying up to 20 a g.

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