>made a fake tinder with some random average looking black guys pics on monday morning
already got my inbox FLOODED with unsolicited nudes from preppy white college girls without even using any game or chatting with them
really made me think
>>37855609
>doesn't post nudes because they arent real
>>37855705
stay mad cuck'd white boy
Nice try faggot but you can't send pics through tinder
>Go to work
>come home
>Go to work
>come home
>Go to work
>come home
>Go to work
>come home
Is this it? This is all that life is?
Ye my dude, 20000 years ago it was:
>hunt
>sleep
>hunt
>sleep
>hunt
>sleep
Ooga booga.
>>37855590
for most us, yeah that's pretty much it
>>37855637
But hunting is fun.
Anyone here own any loli-related merchandise?
How bad of an idea would it be for me to buy a loli daki?
>>37855509
>unironically buying anime shit
>loli
dont unless you want normies or your parents to laugh/be even more disappointed in you
>>37855628
I already own touhou merchandise so I don't think I can stoop any lower than that.
>>37855897
>don't think I can stoop any lower than that
>loli
How wrong you are. Anime merch makes you weird, but loli would make you look like a pedo. That's some next level shit.
STOP ASKING THE FUCK HOW I'M DOING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MORNING, I HAVE TO SAY "FINE, YOU?" SO THE FUCKING SHIT ENDS THERE, I'M NOT FINE AND IF I SAY I'M NOT FINE THEY WILL FUCKING ASK ME WHY. I DON'T CARE HOW YOU ARE DOING AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T REALLY CARE HOW I'M DOING, SO PLEASE, FUCKING NORMAL FAGS STOP ASKING HOW I'M DOING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bruhhh it's just a colloquial way of saying "hello." Do you look at the ceiling when people say "What's up?" or think people are praying when they "Bless you" after a sneeze?
I'm a robot who hates talking to coworkers and this post is dumb as fuck.
>normies do this to me
>i ask how they are
>tfw they dont answer
>tfw i stopped asking how they are.
i fucking hate them.
>got a job
>it fucking sucks
>2 weeks later
>$1000 deposited into my bank account
>mfw
holy shit.
1-0-0-0 dollars.
1000 buckaroos that I now have.
that's enough money for over 15 videogames.
what the fuck do I even spend it on?
>>37855394
spend it on yourself save some for living expenses :)
>>37855394
Insurance and house bills. Like normal.
>>37855394
What job and how much you making? And congrats
Yo lemme bum a cig dude
>>37855342
You're dead...!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>37855342
easily the worst kind of person
>>37855342
Enjoy your black lungs OP. Being a faggot was not enough for you.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day80
A little early in celebration of the new rule!
Why'd you just post a picture of a donut with sunglasses? Where's our beloved Kakyoin?
>>37855385
umm what do you mean anon?
>>37855323
Hey kid.
Get some cool sunglasses, because those aren't.
*blocks your path*
Hand of the tendies wagecuck you're overpowered due to you having no free time to make massive gains like me.
I could crush you wagies like a bug.
Show the gains, faget.
Or are you too much of a coward to risk a ban?
>>37855332
I bet you would like to see my bulking mass, you homosexual trap
>>37855399
Griffith did nothing wrong you flaming closeted nigger.
post your pic if youre gonna commit suicide one day. if u want, tell why.
ban me
fareweII anon
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSS MODS MODS MODS
>>37855261
You're handsome pham no homo I hope things get better for you.
Is my friend gay guys?
>perfect skin,pretty handsome he's only like 5'8 but almost every girl I've seen him talking with has shown extreme interest but yet he shows no interest in them even though most of them are 8/10 Stacy's..he's also pretty touchy with me
So guys is he gay? Would honestly be a waste considering how much tail he could pull
Jesus fucking christ stop sleeping through english class, you need to learn how to use punctuation.
>>37855255
he's not gay, but you're gay.
He's also never had a gf..which honestly really surprised me when he told me.
I want a poo gf. In middle school science club there was a very cute Indian that I used to team up with for projects, she was redpilled on niggers too. While we were studying alone I got a chub in my pants which she noticed and asked if she wanted to touch it. She got all scared and snitched to the principal, had to write a paper on sexual harassment. Fast forward to high school and she ended up liking me.
Really should have banged her when I had he chance but I was an awkward guy back then, opportunity really is everything. I work in a skilled trade so there's no point in going back to school. Anyone here ever fuck an Indian? I've only had white and Asian but want to add a Paki/Indian to my list of experiences.
pic related, some resemblance
i have, very good in bed because of karma sutra shit. although she was like 40 and chubby but liked borat and drinking. I am sure some autistic polfag will spurt some shit about ma white race but watever who cares.
>>37855307
Yes, the racial purity shit is retarded. Nothing wrong with fucking non savage races.
>>37855407
>Nothing wrong with fucking non savage races.
KEK. POOS aren't uncivilized savages.
Literally don't use toilet and shit in public
What you really mean is there's nothing wrong with fucking women you find attractive.
ITT, Embarrassing Runins with classmates or people at extremely inconvenient times. Just a quick story from about a year ago. Since its summer time I thought Id share this embarrassing story. Believe it or not, its actually true.
>Be me
>16, 6.1, Average Looking, Nothing special but not gross
>Im more of a By the Book kinda guy
>My friend, however, is rebellious, lets call him John
>He starts smoking weed, but I stay away for the first 2 years
>Sophomore year, 2016
>Go over to my other friends house
>John comes with
>Crackouttheweed.policesirens
>Come on Anon, you only live once
>So I take some puffs of a gravity bong
>DoesntFeelSoBad.smokerscough
>Within minutes Im potato
>Everyone wants drinks
>Mind you, Im good at talking, and respectful since Im by the book
>Hey guys, Ill go grab some drinks since Im okay with talking
>Everyone agrees and hands me money
>Like a retarded walrus, I barely make it down the stairs
>Luckily the parents were gone because I made shit tons of noise.
>Friend lives in a ghetto.complex type area, so there was a 711 literally right behind his house
>Walk into this 711
>WhyWontMyLegStopFuckingShaking.jpg
>Go over to the drink section, grab a coke
>No, 2
>No,3
>No, howabout 7
>So Im sitting here, trying to juggle 3 5 dolla bills, a 20, and like 37 singles, and 7 Liters of coke
>I hear the door open, and girls giggling
I hate this ASCII chat restriction, part 1 of 2
>>37855180
>ending on a cliffhanger
hurry up faggot i want to read part 2
>Mind you, Im also a giggling mess
>Girls walk over, I make Chink Eye to Normal Eye contact
>I notice something
>SweatingBucketsAndShittingSpeggetti.pang
>Its a 9.10 Chick who I had a crush on and sat next to me In Earth Science
>And Her 8.5.10 Friend
>FuckingLegWontStopShaking.WeedBreath
2 of IDk sorry
>Hey Anon Didnt know you lived around here hehe
>Uhh. yeah thats uh.. me. I dont
>FuckingLegsAreJellyAtThisPoint.ing
>I Quickly Turn And Fast Walk Away
>Hear them talking but fuck it, its summer theyll never remember me
>Go To the counter, say hi, make small talk, then realize I need to pay
>Try to find my money but I have like 40 bills for a 14 dollar buy
>Start doing math in my head
>Not even addition. Fucking Quadratic equations and Unit Conversions
>Drop all my money on the floor
>InitatingSpins.BadTrip
>MyLegsDontFuckingExistAnymoreLMAO.SugarTits
>Trying to Pick up the money when a hand reaches down and grabs some of my money
>Look up
3 of idk ASCII is being mean
How much would your life improve if you had a beautiful gf?
She'd easily brighten up every day.
Now why would I be with a girl in my current condition baffles me
>>37855155
Quite a lot.
But until my life improves, I'm not able to get one.
I want a beautiful wife. Why is it so hard, seems marriage is going defunct.
I just want someone to spend time with that isn't family.
Why don't you just masturbate right now?
It's not like you have anything better to do.
hey now that's what i call a bright idea
>>37855083
I might if you post more of that shameless failure of a man transsexual pervert.
>>37855083
I've completely cutoff porn, I am only going to jack off once a week for T levels (not with porn), I can feel my brain being rotted by it
Who here wants a feminine live-in trap gf(male)?? I can dress up and cook and clean and please you all day and night ;) pls respond
>>37855069
>Astolfo
Pure fucking garbage
If you're gonna roleplay at least do it with a decent character, you fucking faggot
Are you excited for the Apocrypha anime though?
>>37855069
Are you from Burgerland? Do you visit /cuteboys/?
>>37855183
I just saved this pic from a recent thread lol I roleplay as felix