Destroyer of puss
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Whom is that chick she seems weird
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>>37645612
same, what the fuck was that conversation?
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>>37645157
>I cough like a bitch every time I tried it though
Lmfao
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I'm a femanon who intentionally got myself raped last night.
> went to a club alone
> brought a guy home
> teased him and led him on but stopped him when he tried to fuck me
> he stopped so had to tease him some more
> second time he doesn't stop and takes me against my will despite my attempts to struggle
> he finishes, dresses and leaves
> don't know anything about him except his first name
Not sure how I feel desu. It was insanely hot at the time, but now I feel very ashamed, depressed and used.
I'm on the pill, so there's no chance of accidental pregnancy, but I still feel like a trashy whore now.
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>>37645101
is it rape if its intentional?
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>>37645114
this
and to op, you ARE a trashy whore
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>>37645101
>>37645114
yeah, this isn't rape, it's rape roleplay you dumb bitch. the poor guy maybe feels bad now about what he did, but he shouldn't, that was some idiotic shit femanon.
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which one of you was this robots
come on, own up
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Godspeed, brave Kekistani warrior!
For the glory of Kek! SHADILAY! SHADILAY!
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>>37645095
>Wearing a lorica segmentata
>Not using a green scutum
>Not wearing a gallic helmet
We need a army now
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>>37645095
Who goes out looking like this and thinks it's ok
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>be 14 year old me in 2011
>play on a comfy minecraft server
>me and the server bois make a comfy village
>life will never be this good ever again
I wish I could go back desu.
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>>37644794
there has to be someone here who can make a comfy server.
Anyone willing to do that?
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>>37644794
join land o feels, 192.169.44.9:26094
small community of robots
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reeecraft.mchost.pro
We've already go a comfy village going. Lots of active users.
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Are blonde girls descended from Gods? Is it possible to experience highest love from sub-human girls like browns, black, pajeet girls and other lower forms.
If you haven't been with White, blonde, blue eyed girl prime teenager you haven't experienced true love and you should kill yourself just like Hitler intended.
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Just talking with white blonde girl is one of greatest honors you could encounter.
You should not approach white blonde girls easily without good reason.
You should only approach white blonde women when you are going to give them cash without saying any words.
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>tfw have only fucked a blonde haired, green eyed teenaged girl with my brown dick
I missed out. I fucked that girl in high school a few times and then moved on but I never thought about getting a taste of a blue eyed blonde.
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>>37644728
Most "blonde" girls aren't blonde. You can always tell by the eyebrows.
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So the last two threads I made went really good and a lot robots and I had fun playing. I'm looking for a GM who can host a campaign on either D&D 5e or pathfinder. Doesn't really need to follow the books you can make your campaign. I could at least get 2 players for later tonight. Any one else can join as well.
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>>37644683
What platform do you use? Something like roll20?
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>>37644769
We just used roll20 for our 2nd game with voice on discord, and our 1st game we used discord via text/voice.
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Might be able to get 4players and still looking for a GM.
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What's your excuse?
bootstraps anon
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What's your excuse?
oregano comento
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>>37644471
MAn I would have gotten laid SO fucking much if i looked half as good as this kid as a teenager.
so many good looking people have no idea how to use it.
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>>37644471
That's a serious case of team no traps
Whats the name of this position? Can all girls get her legs behind the head?
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I need it to find porn like this
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>>37644350
I can do that too but I don't go under the arms...haven't tried that yet.
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>>37644427
Ok I can almost do it like that. My legs don't get as straight though. And the way they wrap around my neck pushes my head down...
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IT WAS
IT WAS SEPTEMBER
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>>37644318
Sme videos aren't available about trqnny phantom on YT, why ?
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>>37644318
Blessed by the Stairs
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WINDS BWOW, THE DED WEWAVES FAWW
TO YOU, I DID SUHWENDUH
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>tfw 63 year old khv
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>>37644297
This is probably bait/lie
Incase it isn't holy shit man, how powerful is your magic oh great Lich?
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tell us more. how can a 63 year old use the internet?
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>>37644330
Nigga he's old, not retarded, he probably been using computers since the 80s.
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What do you think about the girl on the left,/r9k/?
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>>37644277
qt af, I want her to kiss my penis
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>>37644290
She actually left me not long ago,I expected these reactions,I still think she's a qt
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>>37644345
left you as in dropped you?
how old are you, she looks young
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they're on to us oreganoliol
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>>37644154
>joysticks with cables
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>people with nothing to do play more video games
Wow. Mind blown.
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>>37644154
What fucking jobs.
Back when my grandfather was my age there was unskilled labour all over you didnt need a highschool diploma.
Now? forget it even a uni degree might not be good enough.
So in an alternate dimension where they laid eggs, would women not be stupid evil hypergamous roasties?
I mean, the biological drive for men to be considered disposable is that a man can shoot off a trillion sperm and women are stuck with being pregnant for almost a year.
Also, bird-laying birds are some of the most monogamous animals.
>tfw nice egg-laying gf
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nah women would abandon their eggs to go slut around constantly.
There'd be eggs everywhere and people would swap their eggs and cuck others that way too.
That's not even considering that women literally get out of 9 months of pregnancy which means they can drink, smoke, and abuse their bodies as much as they want without repercussion towards the baby.
This, in turn means more venereal diseases, more hypergamy, and a larger degenerate scene as there is no major consequences, especially if they self-cannibalize the eggs once laid.
Egg laying is shit-tier sorry.
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>>37644105
>bird-laying birds
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>>37644333
>especially if they self-cannibalize the eggs once laid.
They wouldn't do something THAT horrific, right?
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Why are men so weird when it comes to the 'friendzone?'
A friend recently told me his feelings, but I didn't feel the same, so I said I only saw him platonically. He then mentioned the friendzone, and became visibly depressed. And we kept talking about it, before he grew more upset, and began crying.
I tried to calm him down, but he just pushed me away and ranted about how he couldn't take 'being friendzoned' by me, how I apparently didn't know what it's like being friendzoned, how since I'm a woman I could never understand, how invalidating it is to people; and a whole sleugh of other things that were mostly incoherent.
That's when he pulled a folding knife from his pocket and started stabbing his neck. There was just so much blood pouring from him; I didn't think that rush of blood was possible. As well as his screaming -- oh god his screaming -- which turned into weak squeals before he finally fell to the ground and became unresponsive.
I had a hard time describing this to the police, because I couldn't believe what happened. And I still can't process it. What the fuck?
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Because being friends with women is basically being her man. When we get friend zoned women are shirking their part of the social contract of providing sexy time.
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>>37644083
so did he get the sweet release of death? or is he back in the friendzone
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>>37644083
Kill yourself you fucking roastie whore.
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So I've been doing nofap for like 6 weeks now, And I'm just going to share my experience
>I get angry easily but exercising is easier
>Penis is super fucking sensitive and every touch gives me a boner
>penis looks healthier
>I'm literally leaking cum
The last one isn't a joke, I went to the bathroom and when I pulled my pants down there was a puddle of cum in my underwear and I didn't even have an orgasm. I think I'm just going to fap once a week to keep the benefits but not be extremely angry/horny all the time
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>>37644055
Does it count as nofap if you jerk off all the time but never cum? I get a lot of the benefits of nofap, but also have disturbing sexual dreams every night. I also feel like I waste a lot of time.
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>>37644241
I don't know honestly, you should probably stop doing it. Or like I am going to do fap 1 once a week, which should give you the benefits but none of the negatives
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I wish robots would livestream their faps