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What are you fellow robots drinking?
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>be poorfag
>drink this
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>>38337778
Oh fuck i can finally stop wasting money on red bull
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I was drinking rum and Pepsi. I like Pepsi better, especially mixing em together and drinking out of the bottle and then slamming it down and pretending I'm at a bar and someone just told a great joke. In reality I'm just refilling the bottle so I can return to Starcraft and my empty room.

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Damn what a catch huh?!
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>>38337460
She should really be supporting it's head.
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>>38337460
Something doesn't look right with that child.
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>>38337460
>21
>Already hit the wall
SAD!
>>38337483
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

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>Just LOL at being this pathetic manchild

Will a nose job and jaw implant make him attractive? He needs to start wearing colored contacts too because his eyes are creepy as fuck.
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>>38337427
Ice_Poseidon only isn't ugly. Maybe the nose is a little too much. It's just that he doesn't take care of himself like at all lol.
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Someone post his girlfriend that he dated live on stream about a month ago to make this weaboo jealous
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>>38337427
>He needs to start wearing colored contacts
That would only make him look more feminine
It's been proven that women are most attracted to dark hair + dark eyes
He hit the jack pot

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>tfw you message and they don't respond
it hurts bad
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>>38337396
alright, tell me who hurt you anon.
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>>38337396
>tfw you don't respond
It feels good.
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>>38337396

I'll be your boi friend i mean friend anon

>tfw in public but would rather play with my fidget spinner and katana.
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>I wish I were at home making real content
>I bet these people don't even watch my youtube channel
>they didn't even notice my comfy and discreet jogging pants
>I bet if I wore my fedora I would be noticed by those qt dickgirls
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>>38337385
>>38337407
This kid is no fucking Paul Latza
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>>38337385
>tfw I'd rather be cooking dad dinner

(pic related)

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So how's development coming along? Any run-ins with the marine popo?
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>>38337330

Oh shit I was just about to ask this here

NEETLAND WHEN?!?
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>>38337843
In time, brother. I'm in contact with boatanon and he said he's still willing to be our transport.
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>>38337330

Ok, we need to talk about this RIGHT NOW !!

I proclaim this thread as a General /Neet Island/ Thread ! This is dead serious, we need to organize this shit

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net neutrality gud, gib replys
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gibing a replie
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i send republican an email, he know he faggot now
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net nootrality ded, replys dont mater

If you'd choose these female monsters over a black woman, you're a fucking racist and need to go back to /pol/
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no

nigresses are the true monsters
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Black women = female monsters
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>>38337311
Another female monster

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Who do teens even go out in public dressed like this.
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Because teenagers are retarded.

Why is this even a thread?
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>>38337308
They're trying to get the attention of creepy middle age guys to take pics of their backside without their knowledge.
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>>38337308
at attract chadcock obviously

how is this not obvious?

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Why haven't you got yourself a nigger trap yet?
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>>38337303
Can you at least post hot ones? They do exist.
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>>38337303
Being in a relationship with a passable black transwoman with a big cock who fucks me would be very hot.
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>>38337367
I've yet to see one.
t. Shemale expert

Couldn't special interest groups just pay ISPs to silence dissenting opinions and eliminate competition? Sayyy blocking free porn because Brazzers pays verizon? What if a presidential candidates campaign pays verizon to block the opponent's site? Madness. If this bullshit passes im joining Antifa.
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>If this bullshit passes

lel the president already signed it into law you're late
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>>38337428
I have no doubt that it'll be brought up to court. Too many public complaints.
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>>38337461
Brought up in court on what grounds?

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>there are people on this board right now who don't know how to cook

This is disgusting to me. I understand if one is not a chef, but it is imperative that one should learn the basics of cooking, and know enough to cook themselves a small variety of dishes that are not only filling, but also nourishing, decently healthy, and actually tasty.

I feel nothing but disdain for people who don't know how to cook and have to rely on processed/prepared foods or take-out.
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>>38337261
what are the basics of cooking

how many dishes is a small variety

what is the bare minimum for a meal to be considered a dish

please tell me i have to escape your disdain
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>>38337261
I made a sandwich for dinner earlier tonight and while I was doing so I was thinking "ugh, this is too much work just to eat something..."
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>>38338302
Consider hunting/gathering for your daily nourishment.

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I found a way to fight my depression and tfw no gf feels
In theory its pretty simple; in real life its difficult to do but I'm sure you guys can do it.
The bottom line is
>Keep yourself SO busy that you don't have time to think lonely or depressing thoughts.
>While keeping yourself busy with productive tasks, pretend you're not you, but you're playing a different character who is a workaholic.
Literally. I was in a pit of despair, even considering suicide. Luckily I'm a literal autist and had good grades in high school so I got into a state university with a scholarship. I was on the edge of saying fuck it and deciding not to go, when I thought: maybe I can just be a workaholic. So I entered university and
>took 5 classes
>got a part time job on the campus
>went to the gym daily
>joined 4 clubs and actively participated in them
I had so little fucking time I couldn't even think a negative thought. I just pushed myself the hardest I could to get through the day and by the end of the day I collapsed in bed and fell deep asleep until the next damn day.
And I've been doing this for 2 years now and I don't feel as shitty as before. I barely have a social life, no relationship, but so far I'm a hella successfull student and worker and the little tasks I do every day keep the depression and loneliness at bay.
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>>38337241
>>While keeping yourself busy with productive tasks, pretend you're not you, but you're playing a different character who is a workaholic.
I watnt to do this so bad, how hard is it?
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>>38337241
That's exactly what normal people do when they have problems. Your most may come as a surprise to some robots however
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>>38337280
bump need answers man need to be more normie

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>prematurely balding white manlet so I shave my head
>just want to live in the ghetto and sell drugs, live good and die young
>can't even drive though Detroit without being called a pig or a fed
>tfw will never get ripped from a short prison sentence then be able to outrun fat cops


Why is life so unfair? Literally all I want to is to live in a old shitty house in Detroit for pennies then start selling drugs.
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Let your hair grow and become Trevor

People will see your flaunted receding hairline and think "Man, he really doesn't give a fuck, what a badass"
probably
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fucking nigger loving twat
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>>38337160
Dress like trash and become a dealer and move to Detroit then dumbass

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What should I do with my life? I might join the army if it comes down to it. The jobs around here are terrible, and I can't afford college.
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Society is going to collapse soon, just wait for that and then join me in pillaging women and whatever else we want.
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>>38337146
>I might join the army if it comes down to it.
Good luck getting in. It's pretty tough nowadays.
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>>38337255
Society won't collapse anytime soon
Probably not even within our lifetime


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