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>4'11 women can be attractive
>5'10 women can be attractive
>A man just two inches below average height has little to no sexual market value and isn't dateable to half, maybe more, of women in 2017. Even lower if you're ugly.
How is this okay? I thought getting girls was all about personality and not looks.
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>>37451190
stop watching your disney movies faggot. theres only three ways of getting girls

1.) be attractive
2.) have a fat wallet
3.) did i mention be attractive?
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>>37451190
>sexual market value
Stop watching Stefan Molyneux
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>>37451247
>be attractive
By all the evidence I've came across that's well second to wealth and overall set up life.

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>1.male/female
>2.age
>3.how many people do you live with
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
>5.do you floss
>6.how many times per week do you shower
>7.do you use deodorant
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
>14.do you have any pets
>15.how many times per week do you shave
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area

optional: post a pic of your room
original comment: does the water temperature of a shower matter to you?
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1. Male
2. 18
3. 2
4. 0
5. No
6. 7
7. No
8. 3
9. Yes
10. Yes
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. 10
14. Yes
15. 3
16. Yes
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I have major OCD issues, been perscribed SSRI's but they made it worse, so I just deal with it. Mysophobia is only one of the countless things I have to deal with relating to OCD

>1.male/female
male
>2.age
21
>3.how many people do you live with
2
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14
>5.do you floss
no
>6.how many times per week do you shower
7
>7.do you use deodorant
yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
one
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
hell no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
HELLL no
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
FUCK U
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
wiping is good enough
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
9
>14.do you have any pets
yes and he stays his ass upstairs
>15.how many times per week do you shave
every day
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
no
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>>37451140
These surveys are always a joy to give people.
>t. interviewer at a research firm

>1.male/female
male like everyone else here
>2.age
18
>3.how many people do you live with
2
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
I try for 7 but normally it's 5 or 6
>5.do you floss
never
>6.how many times per week do you shower
5 or 6, I need it to wake up for work
>7.do you use deodorant
Yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
I wear the same pair of jeans for 2 or 3 weeks at a time
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
a few poptart crumbs
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
no, my bathroom is right across the hall
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
I wipe unless it's a really messy one then I use baby wipes
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
I wipe off my dick, hand, and belly/chest according to how big the load was, so like 4/10
>14.do you have any pets
2, a cat and a dog
>15.how many times per week do you shave
0.1
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
yes
>does the water temperature of a shower matter to you
I'm privy to start it hot, blast a few seconds with frigid, and then resume hot

>tfw annoying gay thoughts
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>shitpost in these kinds of threads before
>moved to ironically playing along in them instead
>a year later into chastity, dressing up, and keeping my body hairless as possible
it wasn't supposed to be like this
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>>37451031
No Asian femboy bf to love and protect.
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>>37451031
>want to play with my fat friend's belly and tits
I know that feel

why isn't being underweight focused on as much as being overweight?
it seems any time i turn on the tv all i see is fat cunts bitching because they have no discipline and can't put down the fork and do a little bit of cardio
yet i for the life of me can not force myself to eat 2000+ calories and am underweight
fat people are already half way to making it, all they have to do is cut and lift, skinny fags have to gain weight before they can cut and lift

it's just so unfair that we are looked at like we have a gift of not being fat asses when we have the complete opposite problem of having no energy and being so pathetically weak it isn't funny
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>>37450947
Just fucking EAT. Skellyfags are even more annoying than fat fucks.
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>>37451010
it is far easier to not eat than it is to eat because not eating literally requires you to do nothing
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>>37450947

Don't worry, you'll start blowing up into a typical fat NEET once you turn 18.

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Anyone have the full version of this? I have to see how it ends!
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>>37450522
i don't think there is one lmao
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>>37450522
The point might be that it goes on forever.

That slut wouldn't have any of those problems if she got to know the person for a bit instead of jumping straight on that dick.
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>>37450581
The girl eventually gets old and used up and settles for the man so they both escape suicide
A happy ending for everyone!

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I want a NEET boyfriend. It's so boring to like someone who's always busy. I want to spend the entire day with someone. Every day.
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Are you a cute boy? I am a semi-neet but I want someone to spend all day with too ;-;
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>>37450583
No I am not a cute boy, I am a regular-looking girl.
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>>37450505
you'd get tired of it after the first couple of days

Bring some suicide memes. The good shit.
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I'm not really into depression memes, but I found this on my HDD
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These were funny until people who weren't depressed and suicidal started posting them.

Not even self deprecating anymore, it's just another standard meme.
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>>37450075
>tfw you have noone to show ur collection

I know this seems like /pol/faggotry, but I've had an epiphany and I don't care.

> Abolish taxation, and replace it with a monthly flat 5% income tax. No matter what your income is, only a 5% tax. If the government needs any more money, they can have fundraisers like everyone else.
> If someone intentionally commits a misdemeanor, they must do hard labor in a labor camp for a duration of time equal to their crime. If someone intentionally commits a felony, they must do hard labor in a labor camp for a duration of time equal to their crime, if they have committed a severe felony, (murder, rape, embezzlement, etc.) they can choose between a lifetime of hard labor in a labor camp or public execution via hanging.
> Any degree of deception or corruption in the government is considered a severe felony.
> Legalize marijuana, tax, and regulate it like we do alcohol and nicotine.
> Ban hard drugs, (coke, meth, heroin, etc.) and make the manufacture and distribution of hard drugs a felony punishable by a lifetime of hard labor or public execution via hanging, their choice. Hard drug addicts guilty of possession are forcibly relocated to rehabilitation centers or are privately executed via buckshot to the forehead if they refuse to comply.
> Ban pornography and recognize pornography as a hard drug, subject to all of the laws that entails. Gluttony and trans-sexuality are recognized as mental disorders, and gluttons and transsexuals are forcibly relocated to rehabilitation centers or are privately executed via buckshot to the forehead if they refuse to comply.
> Lower the age of consent to 16, ban polyamory and premarital sex, and treat adultery as a felony punishable by two years of hard labor for every year the adulterer was married to the victim of adultery.

> (1/2)
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>>37449928

> Completely overhaul the education system, and replace it with what amounts to trade schools with a mandatory physical fitness regimen, and basic literacy, mathematics, history, and self-dependency courses. Everything that's not either an applicable trade or basic course is considered an elective class.
> Voters must meet one of the following two criteria to be eligible to vote, (1.) They must have served at least 2 years in the military, OR, (2.) They must have been in a stable marital relationship for a minimum of ten years and have raised at least 3 children to successful maturity.
> Firearm regulations are abolished, and anything short of explosive ordnance and automatic anti-personnel weapons are readily accessible with nothing more than a basic background check. If someone has served at least 2 years in the military and can pass a basic background check, they can legally obtain explosive ordnance and automatic anti-personnel weapons.
> Illegal immigration is punishable by immediate deportation, second-time offenders are punished by immediate deportation and being banned from legal immigration, and third-time offenders are privately executed via buckshot to the forehead, and their remains are to be shipped to their loved ones.

What do you think? I think I've covered all of the bases.

> (2/2)
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This would result in many states and cities seceding from the union. Either outright civil war (in which case the rebel states like California and new York would win) or complete collapse of your antiquated government to follow.
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You didn't actually fix anything.

Nice going sperg. Don't run for public office!

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>got a haircut
>got some new clothes
>keep noticing that girls have been looking at me a lot more
feels great. am manlet btw
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahHAHAHHHAHAHhahhHAHHAHAHAA

*breathes in*

BWAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

*wheezes*

HAHAAA-*cough cough cough* HOLY SHIT!! CAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH
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>>37449883
Anon, I know you don't want to hear this, but they are looking for the wrong reasons. Most people stare at clowns when they walk in public.
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>keep noticing that girls have been looking at me a lot more

You're hallucinating, OP.

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NA RADIO STANICI
CUJEM NEKI GLAS:
"HALO UJKO,OVDE CEDO,
JEBO LI TE PAS."

PALIM CIGARU
DOK PRICAM SA NJIM,
OPSUJE MI MAJKU,
JA MU UZVRATIM.

RAZMISLJ'O SAM DUGO
KAKO BI GA PRES'O,
ALI NAM SE MUJO
U VEZU UMESO.

CUTI,CUTI UJKO
UBICU TE JA,
ZNAS LI ONU NASU
"STIZE VOJVODA"
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>>37449880
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxax
Totally
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>>37449976
jebem ti majku ujko
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Moj je tata zlocinac iz rata

This country was founded by Africans, Mexicans, Filipinos, Vietnamese, Chinese, Koreans, Arabs, Iranians, Pakistanis. Oh wait no it wasn't.
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>>37449703
>>>/pol/
Get this race baiting shit off my board.
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>>37449703
There is more to American history than 1776.
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They held these truths to be self evident, that all men are created un-equal.

Oh wait, no they didn't.

What the fuck even is a date? What do people do for dates anymore? When is it okay to ask someone out?
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Dinner you dumb fuck
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>romantic dates
>2017
just harass someone and blackmail them until they send nudes jeez
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>>37449553
That's what I thought but I was talking to someone about dates and they asked me what I thought dates were and I said going out for dinner and the person rolled their eyes and stopped talking to me and now I'm pissed as fuck

What the fuck are dates

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what is your biggest trouble in life right now, /r9k/?

>can't keep a steady job because to mental illness
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>>37449460
I can't leave the house because I get scared while my mom drives the car.
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>>37449460
Loneliness
>Originolololol
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>>37449460
Just more numb each day and I really didn't want to numb these feels...trying to be practical instead of emotionally raped everyday. Thanks for doing this shit to me again, keep doing you though, that's the most important thing right?

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Just got dumped out of the blue by my gf of a year and a half. Less than a month ago she was pushing for marriage.

Reasons she said included "falling out of love" and "just not feeling it anymore".

I guess I should be grateful I said no to her marriage requests, otherwise she would be divorce raping me now. Maybe that's what she wanted all along.... Had she waited a year or so longer I would've said yes

I still feel awful, don't know what to do. I am tired of needing women yet none of them are capable of any sort of loyalty or unconditional love.

Oh well, at least I got to lose my virginity before dying. Guess I should be grateful I experienced that at least.
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Killing yourself over being upset about the most robotic part of being human is lame.
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>>37449386
>my gf
Hyeyryeye yuor gurofrendo
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>>37449450
I don't think I dishonored myself so I am gonna try not to suicide. She's the stupid slut who didn't know how good she had it, and honestly I doubt she will find another man willing to give her kids or share his house like I was. I liked her but I am a freak, she isn't what the vast majority of people would call attractive and her SJW bullshit gets tiring.

What am I supposed to do over the summer when I have no friends and social anxiety?
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play world of warcraft my negro
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Probably whatever you do during the rest of the year.
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>>37449250
I don't know. Sorry to not helping you OP


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