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>speak to girl from okc
>get her number
>we text and she asks for pic
>send a current random one of myself in my room
>she stops responding

EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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Try to send an at least okay looking picture of you OP? You want to impress her
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>>34741547
Yeah see this is why many men aged 18-30 are just saying "fuck it lol" and doing steroids

hop on the train or die alone, OP
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>>34741567
>>34741582
It's honestly not the first time this has happened. I feel like the human race is just becoming more and more shallow

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MY EYES ARE GETING WEARY
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>>34741507
I fucking loved the king of queens, god tier show
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>>34741507
Get some sleep. Whatever needs to be done can wait till tomorrow. Relax, turn off any backlit screens, and rest. When you wake up, just take your time so you can start your day comfortably.
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>>34741659
MY BACK lS GETING TIGHT

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why the FUCC do i

>have to have a nice car
>have to have a football body
>have to make atleast 70k a year
>be a thug
>own my own business
>know how to fight
>have my own house
>be a comedian
>have atleast 9 inches
>be atleast 6'2
>have and frequently use all forms of social media
>travel the world atleast once a year


to get and keep a gf, who wont cheat on me
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Because women will always be willing to throw away a decade long relationship for one night with Chad.
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>>34741480
You dont need none of this.
R9k is full of morons
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go to hell nigger

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>Cum m'lady
>Cum cum m'lady

How did they get this on the radio back in the late 90s'?
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>>34741450
The late 90s are truly the absolute worst time for popular music. There were literally new sounds and genres being created monthly and somehow only pure distilled shit ended up on the radio like Beatles retreads and """"""""adult"""""""" contemporary.
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>>34741579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

wheatus is literally proof positive that the early 2000s'/late 90s were civilization's musical low point.

This song was actually popular. Let that sink in, underagefags.
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>>34741609
I really Liked the Song. Not an english native, so didnt unterstand a Word.

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why doesn't the government pay for assisted suicide centers?
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because you're useless to the system dead
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because its generally seen as detrimental to social cohesion to be seen as encouraging suicide in any form

its partially the reason why assisted suicide/euthanasia is still illegal in so many places
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>>34741454
why not just grow more babies in factories?

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TFW nothing in my life matters anymore. Parents are gone, my dog is gone, my brothers are gone, friends are gone
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go find something that matters then.
just because you can't find one now doesn't mean they don't exist.
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Become a porn star, no parents left to judge you. Get a new dog, he will be grateful you've rescued him. Give the dog a chance, because he won't be like your old dog but he will have his own set of personality quirks. What you can't change, you have to accept. Life is crazy and random, it's all just a game.
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You will adapt.

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I really wish my fucking roommate would stop playing league of legends and leave the fucking room for ONE MINUTE so I can get drunk by myself on a wednesday night
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>>34741361
whats stopping you from drinking
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>>34741375
It would be weird if I just walked over to my desk, poured out a shot and downed it right in front of him
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>>34741400
do it pussy

fuck what he thinks

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It seems pretty easy.
You just buy, rent and sell property.
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Real estate is a meme. Memeiest of memes.
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Nah, it's the stock market
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>>34741279
Real Estate is a chad's game.

They don't hire manlets or ugly people to sell something worth hundreds of thousands. There is a study how beautiful people are more trust worthy. Its hard to sell a house when you are unattractive and considered untrustworthy.

Its a Chads game

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Anyone here actually use reddit?

I've been using it for years and it's actually a pretty cool website.
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>>34741262
nah i use tumblr. it's a wayyyyy cooler website. you should check it out sometime. i think you'll fit in perfectly
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>>34741262
Nice bait.

Really, though. Reddit has one of the worst layouts on a site I've ever seen.
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>>34741290
Not bait, I've been using 4chan for YEARS too.

Yeah the layout is pretty terrible, but I got used to it pretty quickly. Mostly using it on my phone, though.

It's nice to filter the content too, so that's a big plus.

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Which one do you like the most?
>Futa
>Trap
>Woman
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>>34741224
Futa

Woman and trap in one
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I'd only have a relationship with a woman, but I find myself jerking off to traps the most. When I do jerk it to women, though, it's women getting whipped, beaten, raped, etc. I need help, familam.
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I like InCase

thats what I fuckin like

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>born scrawny with shit genetics
>ignored by women, scoffed at, laughed off, or totally unnoticed as if I am not a real person

>start the gym
>gain 50 lbs of lean muscle
>strict diet every day, tracking every nutrient and calorie that goes in
>start roiding
>gain 20 more lbs of lean mass

>suddenly girls everywhere notice me and want to be around me
>this is what I wanted when I started, but now I feel nothing but disgust
>to get here, I had to fucking order illegal sterons and partially destroy my liver while maintaing a strict diet and weight lifting for 3 years, and these fucking basic-thot whores who do nothing except NOT EAT CAKE SOMETIMES feel they deserve me AND ACTUALLY HAVE THE TEMERITY TO BE OFFENDED WHEN I REJECT THEM, AS IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY TO PARTAKE IN THEIR LAZY, LOOSE VAGINAS

I hate women so much. I cannot escape this fucking pain. What kind of work have they done to deserve me? I am an iron monument of will power and grit, and I also have a good career now. There are normal 5/10 slightly chubby women who fucking spill drinks on me when I gently turn them down, or spread rumors that I'm gay. Humanity is truly fucking disgusting.

But the main lesson that I've learned from all of this is that being a woman is so much easier than being a man.
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Why not try trannies?

They too have to put in years of incredible effort to achieve the body they want, drugs, perfect diet, perfect routine, nonstop haircare, skincare etc.
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just fucking exert your power over this gay earth.

cum on their faces and don't bring them a towel afterwards
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Do you have before and after pics, OP?

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What's the most alcohol you've ever had in your life? The most I've ever had was Oktoberfest in Munich. We went to the tent first thing, and stood in line for it at like 6am. They opened up at 8am, and while waiting was drinking vodka to pass the time. I had about 4-5 shots.

Went got inside I drank continually from 8am to 8pm, when they closed. I bought 10 1L mugs throughout the event. I also drank out of a 350ml whiskey bottle I had with me. so I had 10L of Lowenbrau plus the vodka and whiskey.

So in America terms, the equivalent of 40-45 bud lights in the course of 16 hours. I got so drunk I forgot to eat, so I didn't eat for like 36 hours in total. I didn't get any sleep for like 2 days either because took overnight train to Munich (with no sleep) and took an overnight train back to Berlin which took forever.
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35 jaguar bombs
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>>34741148
Well there is an old sayin: You can drink too much but never enough.

As for an aswer to your question, 2 bottles of vodka and 1 of tequila in a span of 8 hours
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I had 8 beers once. I usually cut myself off after 5.

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v55
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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>>34741139
>sharp like the edge of a samurai sword
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stop trying to make this a meme tripfag
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>>34741575
Fuckoff it was an excellent show.
You know how hard it is to make watching people struggling and suffering entertaining?

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omegle thread

guy with brown shades come find me im depressed :/

tags: r9k
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>>34741130
yous all a bunch of skippers
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>>34741608
not me

originalalla
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join niggers
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>tfw not a beta but my speech is always slurred and jumbled

>tfw everyone thinks youre a beta because of this
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>talks like a beta
>appears beta

"Bu... But I swear I'm not..."

Practoce talking in the mirror maybe? Play it off as a joke? Unless it's a medical problem, I'm sure you can fix it.
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>>34740980
>>tfw not a beta but

Ok beta
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>>34740980
self perception has 0 value.

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