Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11315. page

>>34051857
I'm never depressed and I spend all my time here, my secret? Sardines

>>34051857
source?kjiohoug7gy

>>34051857

Ill tell you the secret to stop using /r9k/ if you tell me source

>mute
>you'll still never hear anybody say they love you

>>34051789
Yes, since she could always read my lips or we could always communicate through nonverbal means.

she'd also probably be super receptive to touch (like hugging/kissing/etc, not just sex)

>>34051789
yes, if she is nice

black belt in succin dicc

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>>34051783
>pale chick
>choker
>black or ginger hair
>implying muh dicc ain't diamonds

>>34051832
truly amazing combination

How old is the teacher? Maybe he didn't make the slides himself but had a student do them 5 years ago.

>>34052980
shes in her late 20s i would say.

>>34053055
get her number and bang the memes out of her

just go faggot

go and eat someones pussy

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i would suck your buddy's dick so much

>>34051620
This dude got exactly what he wanted. He clearly had this as apart of his plan. I think he wants the stormfront guys to see him as some sort of martyr. But even more so, I honestly think he wants to be beaten to death by a black inmate to spark some racial unrest. Too bad the kid is almost as dumb as Elliot Rodger and has no idea. He thinks he's Timothy McVeigh or some representative of some group, but it was one aspie who shot 8 random people in a church. REALLY, THAT was your big racial statement? Did he realize there were church bombings, all he got himself was a death sentence, and no one will give a shit about him or his beliefs. Honestly, NC hasn't killed an inmate for over a decade, he may get it sooner rather than later, considering the severity of his crime, but on average, unless you're in Texas or Florida you may be waiting for a real real real long time, if not forever to get lethal injection.

>>34051620
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38578107
>Earlier on Tuesday, Roof addressed the jury, saying: "I don't know what good it would do anyway" if they spared his life.

lil nigga clearly doesn't give a fuck

>>34051620
I too think that he wanted death, considering he threw his last chance of defense out of the window. I suppose he thought it was either eternity locked in a cell alone or death.

>>34051618
why have you introduced this feel into my system

I'm just waiting for someone to post the webm that a robot asked her to make about chicken tendies.

>>34052084
was that the one from the video where she licks honey off her "sons" dick?

>>34051610
Of course not
...because I'm not French

>>34051610
not in my own shower, no

only on a few occasions and moreso because a shit crept up on me when I was already in the process of showering and it's not worth hopping out of the shower onto a toilet while dripping wet and freezing

>>34051574
>that soccer jersey
>that face

whats uh...what's going on here

>>34051574
Yeah mate it's a prop for hen parties you fucking autist

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>>34051574
Do they look it in the face while they fuck it?

>>34051535
$5 says you're a tranny, or you were talking to a (Failed) Chad

>>34051535
Oh, I knew this thread would come up eventually. I think two people have ghosted me so far without even saying goodbye.

Wasn't even something I said. Guess I'm just a boring fuck.

i think youre so beautifull holla back at em gurl yeet yeet

We have a lot of barbaric savages in america who think revenge solves something.

Heartless bastards

>>34051511
I mean, it's pretty good incentive not to be a degenerate criminal if you're already a bad person.
I sure don't plan on committing any death penalty worthy crimes until the 2077 mandate that all virgins over the age of 30 are to be ground into food to solve the global hunger epidemic.

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>>34051511
>Tfw you save 5 million tax dollars by death penalty and not life imprisonment.

>>34051456
the power of tfw no gf is too powerful beyond all comprehension, lad.

>>34051456
>happier times
>r9k

>>34051456
That was a more elegant board for a more robotic age. Before the dark times. Before the normies.

What if I actually want an angel shot?

Eww yeah this one creep tried to ask me if I wanted to meet again so I got an angel shot with lime.

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>>34051427
Enabling all kind of bullshit really.
>We'll call the police
Oh yeah because that's just what we need more of, liberal cucks wasting time of the law enforcement.
I ree internally at this thread.

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first for comfy cosy cabins

>>34051458
It'd stink like shit and farts all day

Nice

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Apparently buzzfeed released a "secret dossier" that was concocted by /pol/

Little gems like this are hidden in the documents, while most of it is realistic sounding bullshit.

This is the best fucking timeline.

>>34051389

Alcohol. If you're too young to drink then I'm sorry I cannot help you.

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>>34051389
Dealt with the same a few times honestly it's like falling down. You hurt for a little while but the best thing to do is dust yourself off and get back out there. I wasted so much time hanging over some slut who didn't love me the way i lived her and the truth of that showed when I got cheated on last week. I believe in you anon we'll get through it together :)

>>34051389
Yes this is the wrong place, try >>adv