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ITT: Suicide should be watched
>be me
>get on 4chan
>look for an heroes
>don't find an heroes
I want to be a sidekick before I become the real thing. Anyone got any training vids?
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>>37536831
RIP ROMANIAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXrBl5Fzld4
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>>37537046
Video's down
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>>37536831
kek
I was on that thread
still have that pic as phone background
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Why are white people the most cucked race ever?
>Us blacks are stealing all the white women
>mexicans are stealing all the easy minimum wage jobs
>pajeets and changs are stealing all the STEM jobs
And now Muhammad is killing and fucking all the white women and you cucks are just letting it happen because you don't want to look like a bunch of racists. HAHAHAHHAH
Fucking hell you guys are pathetic.
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>>37536795
At least we have our sissytraps baka !
They will never betray u-
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Because we LOVE IT. The thought alone makes me sooo hard (my nips are totally erect now just reading your post. Me and my friends always go out to respect woman and try to hook them up with every colored person we see. And let's face it us white people are just STUPID and outdated, so no wonder no one want to hire us. You person (not assuming gender) are totally right!!!
Best of luck to you!
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>>37536795
>niggers, shitskins and spics can't survive and maintain civilization without the help of the white man
You subhumans are the most cucked desu.
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>"Anon, your dinner is ready! Remember that if you throw out all of your pee bottles you get an extra five good boy points!"
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Fuck. You. I'm hungry as shit and this anon is posting pictures of delicious McDicks.
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>>37536773
mom you faggot i wanted a turkey on italian frpom subway
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>>37536773
>dinner is ready!
You can say it's ready if you didn't make it, you fat whore!
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The creation of /wiz/: an argument 2017-06-06 01:51:37 Post No.37536518
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The creation of /wiz/: an argument
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The quality of the content on /r9k/ is deteriorating fast with the mass influx of females, normalfags, and kids under 18, and unless something is done about it this board will become unsalvageable. The main problem is the lack of rules concerning pornography, the posters, and the topics of the content. However, putting rules in place and banning the aforementioned groups of people from /r9k/ will result in less web traffic for 4chan, thus ad money will be reduced. We could just migrate to Wizchan, but the site is too slow, and the rules are too strict on subjects like social activities. The best course of action would be creating a /wiz/ board on 4chan and ceding /r9k/ to the normies. Everyone benefits in this situation:
>we get a place to call home
>wizchan isn't flooded with newfags
>normies get a new containment board (/soc/ wasn't enough)
>4chan gets their ad money
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>>37536518
I'm fine with this, as long as there are actuall wizard mods that will purge Normies when reported
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i see nothing wrong if this board just becomes blue
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>>37536601
>women, normies, and kids under 18 would still create low quality posts on this board and getting 200+ replies, causing the good quality posts to be eclipsed and get less replies
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What does it mean when your sweat smells exactly like semen?
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>>37536448
It means you eat entirely too much seamen, anon. Seek help.
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>>37536577
Hi anon help me please
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You need to lay off the memes m8 they're turning you into a raving loon
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>he fell for the trap meme
ISHYGDDT
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>>37536367
I'm slowly falling for that.
How to get out this meme ?
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>>37536494
Stop being gay
Mingvjgbgtjjh
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>>37536494
Stop focussing on sex as a sole route of happiness.
Seek other means of being happy, be knowledge-seeking, creative, social, self-improving, etc. etc.
So long as your sexual and procrastinating nature continues to define your pursuit of happiness you'll continue to be sad.
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Am I the only one here who find enjoyment in this?
Pic related
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>>37536349
I never got this. How is "talking to other people" a hurtful thing? If you are in a relationship, are you literally never allowed to talk to anyone ever? How do you order a meal like that?
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>>37536349
I think it's just the idea of someone who is so dependent on you that you could do those things and they'd still want to be with you. It's a nice escape from the reality that you'd probably need to be the one who was willing to be abused to get anyone to be with you
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>>37536349
Would any girl willingly still date a guy who outright says "I hate you" to them?
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U FUCKING CUNTS LIED TO ME !!!
>calories in, calories FKIN OUT hurr durr it's easy
Fuck you ! Fucking normies who feeds on robots misery
For a week, i have been watching my diet. Eating healthy and i gained 1,5 fucking lbshit.
>inb4 you are believing hard enough
Screw you normies. Fucking lanklets.
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>>37536322
You probably ate more than 2000calories. The easiest way to lose weight is to eat two meals instead of three and no snacks inbetween but make sure the two meals that you eat are normal and you dont over eat them.Its not that hard losing weight stop being a fat.
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>>37536322
>>37536519
Or just do a shitton of sports.
Go running for at least an hour everyday.
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>>37536322
>Eating healthy
I don't believe you. Tell us what you ate exactly.
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Anybody else here struggle to hold a job?
I'm a fundamentally unlikable person
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>>37536291
No because I've never had a job. I'm 26
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>>37536454
Same except 37
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No I'm just too emotionally and physically fragile to maintain most entry level jobs. I am 26.
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>girl hates the thought of being a wagecuck 9-5
>gets pregnant in her teens bringing more useless children into existence
>further children throughout twenties and thirties just because she knows child support lasts a good 16-18 years per child meaning she doesn't need to work
>naturally partners come and go
>gets her own place and moved to top of priority list for housing
>society shows sympathy for her saying "being a single mom is hard work in itself, bless"
Meanwhile, hard working men can't even afford a place and have to live with their parents. Why should this be allowed?
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>>37536254
Because roastie are living on easy mode
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>>37536254
If if makes you feel better, it's not like it's good housing.
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>>37536254
I don't think most single mothers have it nearly as easy as her but yeah, fuck that bitch. I hate teen moms.
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who else /enlightened/ here?
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>>37536229
But anon, you went back to the first step after the third one.
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>i should give up on women because i am the source of my own fulfillment and having a girlfriend won't give my life the meaning i think it would
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>>37536229
Le brain mame
>meet a nice guy through discord group
>we talk 1on1 for a few days and things are nice, we are into the same games, anime, etc..
>talk about fetishes one night, watch some porn together, go to sleep
>ever since then the conversations are always made 90% sexual by him and I'm too awkward to voice chat anymore because he always makes it sexual
Now I see why girls don't go for Robots if that's what the majority of you are like
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Yeah, sounds cool...
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>>37536214
i feel you girl. lol
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No reason for you to be using this board. Post elsewhere.
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>she has no eyebrows
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>she has tattoos
>she has dated a black guy before
>she is fat
>she has a bad relationship with her parents
>she has autistic siblings (bad genes)
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>>37536212
also forgot
>everyone in her immediate family is obese
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her teeth are decaying
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ITT: We guess your personality by your the first few rows of your music
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>having a phone
get the fuck out norman REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdus
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Phonefag with /m/eme -tier music
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>>37536204
>not most played
Shiggity diggity friendo
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Please leave this board and never return if you agree with any of the following sentences:
>you read any form of genre fiction
>you barely know your classics
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
>you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected
>you speak a single language
>you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton
>you read for the plot
>you read for entertainment
>you rarely read nonfiction
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
>you do not at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
>you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon
>you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon (muh african authors)
>you mostly read contemporary literature
>you believe 'the author is dead'
>you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology
>you think intricate prose is 'pretentious' and that the author 'should just get to the point'
>your rarely read poetry
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of Iiterary authorities
>you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight
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This is /r9k/ not /lit/, nobody cares about your pseudo intellectual masturbation here
go tip your fedora somewhere else
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>>37536128
>I speak a language
Fuck, gotta go. Can't compete with those who speak only half a language.
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The only words you need to read are these: YOU ARE A FAGGOT.