>tfw no kibei bf
>>36964989
Dearest Jack:
You once told me
I had no feelings.
You were right,
and you were wrong.
I got more feelings now
than I ever had before.
I've been reading a lot,
and doing yoga with this guy...
but, he pissed me off.
He's not around anymore.
At night, I pretend
you're lying next to me.
I lie in my bed...
I imagine kissing you,
not making love
just kissing for hours
and hours on end.
I remember everything
about our time.
I remember every secret
you ever shared.
I remember every single time
you laughed...
and your dancing,
oh, my God, your dancing.
I lie on my bed
and go over every day,
every minute of our happiness.
I take it all as it comes,
and I live that day again.
That way, when I get
to our first kiss,
they're not just memories.
I feel that joy again.
>>36964989
You have to go back. You also must not return!
Hello Cebruz it's been a while..
Having a "gf" is simply a combination of societal pressure, an inherent need to feel validated by another person because of insecurity. Not to mention that it can be seen as a acceptable form of prostitution, seeing as you need to appease your "significant other" by buying them shit, normalness is a mental illness.
>>36964960
Legit absolutely correct though. Prostitution is better than fornication since at least each party knows what they are getting properly
Am i know the only one who doesn't care about having a gf?, I feel nothing with ywn and when i do it's just cause I'm horny but that's caused by not fapping for a few days, i never think about sex low sex drive i assume, but then i fap and go back to normal.
>Heh i know that feel bro....I don't
A healthy relationship is when the two partners satisfy each other, you sound like you've been dating gold diggers m8
> tfw high school senior
> tfw look like stacy
> tfw virgin, but many girlfriends
> tfw autistic as fuck
> tfw not more than 95 iq
> tfw just dont trust '''chads'''
> tfw find '''robots''' repulsive
> tfw got drunk with best friend
> tfw watching Blue Is the Warmest Colour
> tfw feel horny and joke about us making out
> tfw actually make out and fuck my best friend
> tfw next day at school she acts as tho nothing happened
> tfw she doesnt know you love her
>>36964936
that's not how you do a greentext story you cunt, get the fuck off this board
>>36964936
>tfw virgin
>tfw not more than 95 iq
only parts of this I believe
>virgin
>autist
>sub 100 iq
Yep, sounds about right. Can you communicate without drooling?
Let's list 10 reasons not to kill ourselves.
Then list 10 reasons to kill ourselves.
Weigh the pros and cons and then puss out like we always do and spend the day watching Anime.
If you can't make ten then just write three or however many for each you can think of.
You could be perfectly healthy, and then stub your toe and have only 1 thing to complain about and many things to not complain about but you will always see the negative, when we apply pain to the subject.
>>36964922
Most of robots problems can be solved if they stop being contrarian and just did what society wants them to.
>>36965020
then you get society's problems and they're all blowing their brains out in the white working class.
if you're a white male that is, white females just turn feminist and get divorces for dissatisfaction.
Hello robots. Today I have for you 4 (four) legit game serials for some old (but gold) PC games that I've thrown out. Tell me the one you want and I'll reply the serial (or email it to you if you provide an email)
Games are:
>IGI 2 Covert Strike (1)
>IGI 2 Covert Strike (2)
>C&C Renegade
>Shogun Total War
That's nice anon but can you send me bad rats instead
>>36964928
Afraid it's just the 4 listed, my man.
What's the original catch
Do americans really drink in these red cups at parties or it's just a hollywood movie thing?
We really do. They are crazy cheap and the standard size for been pong. No one is drinking beer from them though it's mostly for mixed liquor
>>36964878
Only young, dumb college students intent on getting wasted.
Usually we use them for beer pong or mixed drinks like the other anon said. No one actually pours their beer in it to drink.
Why didn't my parents prepare me for this feel? They gave me love, an upper class education, vacations all over the world yet all of that doesn't matter when you can't even get a girlfriend. No one told me it would be this bad, why?
They're not even weirdos either, my entire family had extremely rich social lives. They keep saying it's fine just wait it out and focus on stem but I'm fucking 20 and still a loser. Do I even want friends? At this point I don't even know if I could fake being a normie.
Should I just drop out and teach English in Asia? I get matches with qt Asians on tinder so I could probably bag a 4/10 right?
>>36964837
oh shit wrong pic
I have a girlfriend and my life is fucked because of her. I wish I could still be single play videogames with my boxers and get drunk when I want. Now everything is ruined and I have to endure pussyrage and constant whining. Only good thing is that at least I am soon full normie and get sex.
>>36964837
>wanting that as a gf
thicc, promiscuous girls are for fucking, not dating
>hey anon whats up? i left the documents on your table if you are aski-
>...
>what do you mean? like on a date?
Did I really get cucked? She cared about me so much that she picked up the phone during her bj session to talk to me. That's how important I am to her.
>>36964826
no
because a blowjob for someone else beside you is nothing for her
>wednesday morning
>go see fuckbuddy early in the day at her house
>Gets a phone call around 10am
>its her husband
>he wants to make dinner plans for the evening
>He asked if i was with her
>she took a pic of me fucking and sent it to him
>he asked if i wanted to have dinner with them
>had to work that evening.
Some times i feel bad but if he's ok with it i don't mind it too much.
Why are there so many fags on here? It's almost like homosexuality is linked to degeneracy.
cause they can't talk to girls so benis is the only option
nah. they're just fags out of misery and loneliness, probably some failure too. i don't know what's more pathetic. worst thing is that they seem to encourage each other as well.
it is, not because being gay is degenerate but it goes against societys norms
What do you hate about your neighbours?
I have a couple living next to me and for some reason they constantly open and close their car doors.
You may think I'm being an over irritable dick but every time they go somewhere or arrive from somewhere I hear the sound of the car doors opening and closing minimum of six times.
I have no idea what the fuck they're doing. I suspect one of them may have OCD. I cannot understand why else someone would open and close the fucking car doors so much. What possible need would there be to do that?
>>36964739
They always let their dog out at the same time I let mine out and the dogs start barking at each other.
>>36964739
>there are at least 8 car alarms that go off every week
>all neighbors are pooinloos and have at least 5 children in each household who spend all day creating noise pollution and vandalizing the neighborhood
>streets are always chockful of cars that impede traffic due to said pooinloo extended families
>ghetto wannabees have loud parties at night EVERY Saturday that go until 4 AM
>break ins every two weeks
>don't open blinds anymore because neighbor tried to take pictures of the inside of my house through the window
get me out of this 'Canadian' shithole
>>36964865
Did Canada already fall to the "Diversity" meme?
so Im going to the party tonight, any tips and suggestions ?
pic unrelated
Buy at least twelve beers and dont be like hey guys I've got the beer, just let people have one if they want one.
Drink slowly and pace yourself, people actually do notice when one or two people are way drunker than everyone else.
If there is music don't feel pressured to dance unless your friends are dancing or your chatting up a qt
>Avoid mixing weed with booze at all costs, it will cause severe temporary autism and disable you
Make sure you greet the host and chat him or her up, they may return the favor by introducing you to new people
>Always involve yourself in group activities, like beer pong, trivia or board games. It will make it way easier to assimilate into a new social circle
Please remember that if you feel bad, more booze doesn't really make you feel better
Most of all try to have a good time , after all, you're going out to have fun tonight
>Dont care about what the normies think
>sperg out as much as possible
>blame the drinking
this is sincerely the best way. sluts will make a move for you if you can grab attention or you will have a fun time. Either way you win
>>36964693
You will be ousted because you are you
>be NEET living with a controlling mother
>mom says I need to get a short haircut because it is the most durable and thus cheapest.
>I look like the protagonist from persona 5
> the haircuttres likes my current haircut and says she will cut the long side
>I am looking in the mirror and I see a cute coiffure laying on my head.
>get home and jacque off
>mom comes
>pissed the cute haircut I have because it is very expensive to go once in the two months for a haircut of 17euro
I want merely two things in life. A cute haircut and a boyfriend, not a wife. Why the fuck do women ruin everything for me? Every moment I live is agony.
Can I still sepuku myself, or is it unhonorable?
>>36964645
Stop being gay. Stop masturbating and you'll be fine. Get the haircut your mom told you to get, the dude looks like a greasy kid who hasn't showered in a week.
>>36964685
You can do whatever you want in the terms of hairstyle. Just make it short, I understand why you want long hair but your mom isn't going to stop. For your future, just do it and be the masculine side of the equation.
>>36964685
>Stop being gay
No
>Stop masturbatting
Acceptable
>Get the haircut your mom told you to get.
How will I else get a dominating boyfriend, if I look like the dominating lesbian myself?
I love watching others live passionately.
Those people full of energy and motivation, who struggle for goals created from the depths of their soul. People who also fail and have misfortunes but always get up with more force, because crying and becoming a victim is not part of their thinking.
These people convey an almost contagious optimism. They are literally living, not simply surviving. And I'm not just talking about heroes and legends, but also people like you or me, who decided at the time, to live this way.
This is a message for /r9k/ in general. You can stay there with your sad invented excuses or start living from now on. End.
>>36964630
good memes, reddit. keep it up :^)
>>36964665
yeah, whatever, buddy ^^
Anyway, I do not care if people take it as a joke. Then it is easy to criticize, it is easy to complain because the world is bad with you. You know what? Now that's a good joke.
I remember a friend who always complained and worried even for the most insignificant thing on the planet. When he was diagnosed with cancer, his curses and cries multiplied. It was not until the end when he realized that it was useless to protest against the inevitable, and tried to take advantage of what little he had left. On the day of his funeral few remembered L. as the lover and passionate person of the cars that he was, but as the grumpy and ambitious guy with face of few friends.
Do not be that boy, please.
>>36964630
failed normie here
I get the same feelings as well, but when I look at myself in the mirror I realize I am a pathetic loser. Would you happen to know how to get over these feelings and start living life, optimistic anon? thanks
If Jay-Z could do it.....why can't you?
>>36964610
How should I begin this, I'm just so offended. How am I even mentioned by all these fuckin' beginners?
>>36964610
Mr. Carter is admittedly kind of ugly. But he's rich, so I'm just a bitch ass nigga.
he's got that camel spokesperson money
>its an anon has a dream about having a gf and being in love episode
why does my brain like to torture me?
Happens to me a bunch too, feelsbadman
On the positive side of things, it made me feel good for at least a little while, t-thanks brain.
>still having those dreams
That ship has sailed
just woke up from one
just finished drying my tears and writing about the dream in my dream journal
so far in 2017 i've had 61 dreams about being in love
absolutely feels bad entering reality again