WHY THE FUCK DID i JUST WANK TO THAT?? I want to kill myself now, what porn do you find is taking it to far? No I can't say what I fapped to
>>38040570
>No I can't say what I fapped to
On an anonymous website :)
Why not just say, "I need to jerk off and normal shit isn't doing it for me, I've been through efukt, what's the next level?"
>>38040570
because porn like any other stimulant needs increasingly stronger doses
>>38040698
Do you have anymore of her? oh mighty provider of butterface girl??
Does she like me anons?
>>38040506
Why would she? What about you is so special that she can't find it in more handsome package?
>>38040534
Damn dude was that insecure
Does she touch you, and initiate conversation with you? or are you always the one starting conversations and making plans ect?
Prove to me RIGHT FUCKING NOW that God is not a cute trap and that we are not the children of her(his) fertile boipucci
>>38040497
shittiest thread today so far, that counts for something doesn't it?
good job keep it up
>>38040677
>>38040677
Nani? How is my thread bad?
>>38040694
Your thread is really shitty, you shouldn't be surprised
Whats an autistic hobby you have?
d&d i guess but every normalfaggot plays it these days.
>>38040351
I love browse /r9k/
>>38040351
D&D
At keart jts sociable with a good group
How do you become rich when you can't even spell your own name?
Illiterate people I know with any wealth got it off someone else and trick others into doing that kind of shit for them.
>>38040218
just bee yourself, that's how.
>>38040218
Create entertainment for other illiterate people
Who /bullied/ here?
>mfw it got so bad I had to change schools
Most people who get bullied bring it on themselves.
>mfw the bullies were my friends so I never got bullied
>>38040135
>people thought I'd shoot up the school so they never talked to me, let alone bullied me
score 1 for the losers
Need some advice, m8s
>Go to Pizza Hut daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
>>38040110
Stale pasta, but still good, my guy.
>mfw newfags will still fall for it
>>38040110
Stop FUCKING posting this bullshit faggot
>>38040110
jesus Christ the autism levels
this is a thread for all things improvement so we can finally achieve normiedom and stop crying ourselves to sleep every night.
>implying anyone here wants to improve themselves
People here are locked into the cycle of self-pity and self-gratification through feels threads. It's the only gratification they get out of life and they aren't about to give it up to achieve something that their whole existence revolves around hating.
>inb4 projection, i'm a cyborg who knows that self-pity is pathetic.
>>38040151
Fuck you "cyborg". Oooo cyborg! like thats supposed to impress anyone. My self pity is justified because I'm a piece of shit human who everyone hates and should've hung himself long ago. Faggots like you wouldn't last a second in my world of shit and chaos.
>>38040151
before mods outlawed /soc/ style threads here i went to every single one of them to see how robots look like
and guess what most robots are average
the iron pill and interesting hobbies would fix us, we could be happy.
Can black girls be honorary robots?
>No one likes us, including most black men
>Even the most desperate robot can be found saying ''no niggers though''
> If you aren't ghetto/extroverted, people still assume you are and avoid you
>Making friends is hard and people tend to lose interest if you don't ''act black''
>No one expects you to be a virgin past a certain age so they look at you weird if they find out you are
>If you don't have a big butt you might as well just drop dead because no one will even use you as a cum-dumpster
>If you have any interests outside of black culture, it's just chalked up to you wanting to be white and not being an individual
>Seen as ugly by pretty much everyone
>Generally alone in the world, not even family can understand you or truly talk to you
If you aren't the stronk and independent black woman you're in for a life of suffering, especially if you don't have ''white features''.
>>38040027
lf l puIIed that off, wouId you die?
>>38040027
I like black girls so your point is invalid and you need to fuck off.
>>38040027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
It's been five years that I've been in uni and I still haven't got my bachelor's.
And the reason is that I don't study at all.
I find myself whatever excuse comes in handy at the moment to "call it a day" and think "tomorrow I'll start working hard and recover my lag."
But it's been five years of this game.
Don't study,fail, promise, don't study,fail.
I'm aware of this circle, but I cannot absolutely put myself to study in any way. It's like I am physically nauseated by it.
This exam session is the last one that my already over-tolerant parents will concede me. If I fail, it's over.
It's so weird. It's like I care and at the same time I don't care at all.
Plus, my parents don't even know that I never used the expensive textbooks they bought. I always find some excuse like "it was difficult, i made a conceptual error, the professor was in a bad mood". And again at the same time I feel sorry about betraying their trust and I don't give a fuck.
R9k, how can I make up my mind? How can I break this limbo?
I want to die.
Study you fuckward, mommy's tit wont always be there UniCuck!
Jesus, sure r9k is an useful board
You'll only realize the great opportunity you wasted when you get out into the working world and see how it really is. How ineffably sad.
Sunny Comfort
Old Thread.
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/38032974#top
I'm going to try to stick with a daytime theme. feel free to post whatever you'd liked
Here's a comfy tune for your morning or midday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiPhD-Ozl-M
>>38039998
This is really comfy, I'm posting this just for some variety.
Shhh guys I'm wearing womens jeans to work today.
Don't tell anyone
>>38039995
Did you wear a buttplug and panties as well anon?
>>38039995
Everyone can tell
>>38039995
CUTE
Can you post pics for me anon?
I've been infatuated with this girl from College for the last couple of months. Don't know why I can't get her out of my head, I guess it's because she's the only pretty girl in College who's given me any attention, but she's way way out of my league.
I try to divert my attention to more constructive things but it's just not working out. I'm also on nofap so it's doubly hard for me to not think about her. Does anyone have any expertise on getting girls out of your head and getting over a crush? Plis halp am desperate.
Meet a different girl who actually gives a shit about you
>>>/adv/
>>38039991
Jus rape her bro
>>38039991
hello indiachan fag
you will eventually get over her,no need to rush.
also jerking off isn't bad you faggot, just don't look at porn.
>sister phones me that i am going to a party with her Chad
>mom tells me I must go
>at the party my sister is forcing girls on me
>herewego
>I totally fuck up everything and show my autism
>sister focred on me 6 girls during the night but all ran away in 5 minutes
>go home
>today sister and mom are waiting for me to "talk"
>they are telling me i will go to see a therapist because i can't communicate and a therapist will help me
Are they right or this is normie thinking? can a therapist cure you from being a robot?
>>38039958
Nobody can cure you but yourself. A therapist can figure out what's wrong with you and point you in the right direction.
claim to be gay or asexual, they'll fuck off then. A therapist maybe helpful though.
>>38040004
Literally nothing is wrong with OP though, you daft cunt. How is it his fault if girls don't want him?
What it sounds like to me is his sister went and cried to Mommy Dearest that brother couldn't do what she wanted and convinced Mommy Dearest to force him into therapy.
Your best friend shows you his penis. It looks like this.
How do you respond?
>>38039944
start sucking obviously
>>38039944
Tbqh I would probably look like a deer in headlights staring at it
Congrats dude? Put that shit away man what the fuck.