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>>34110609

I usually like to assume the woman either has a fat fetish or reminds them of daddy dearest.

>>34110609
Idk man I had this one hot ex gf and she would only date fat rednecks and her dad was a fat redneck

But I've seen her with emo dudes too including myself

>>34110609
Probably has something to do with personality.

>>34110605
Number 5 of course. Money trumps all.

Shit load of money, i can get those other things with that.

>>34110605
All of these are pretty good. Probably 5. Maybe 6 but only when nobody knows who I was before.

>>34110602
well well well...
if it isn't Reddit.
GTFO

>>34110602
He's a little cunt, and also not a robot. End yourself, just look at him, what a fucking entitled prick.

>>34110629
>Reddit
They fucking HATE him. He's anything but a Reddit YouTuber.
I bet you watch filthy frank and h3h3

>>34110598
be a junkie with more money than her or a supply of heroin/meth you're willing to share
it's not worth it though, my junkie gf gave me hiv/aids because she shares needles like a dumb cunt

>>34110598
>step 1 acquire junk
>step 2 acquired junkie gf
>step 3 ???
>step 4 get all your shit stolen

>>34110598
Deal drugs m8

>>34110563
pretty quick wank tho desu anon

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>inb4 all fucking transit cancelled for 3 snowflakes

>>34110599
I've seen a lot of these chinese anime girl memes lately
what did I miss? Where do they come from?

>>34110559
>niggers

No

Just post some starting point for a discussion if you want one

Sorry, too busy fapping to that pic.

>>34110559
yes but i'am a sandnigger

>>34110517
Fuck off try a receding hairline

>>34110517
I dont see an overbite there buddy

Just a slightly receded chin

your profile is fine
therefore your post is annoying to anyone who legit has a shit profile.

>>34110511
Vidya is the only way to satisfy ones natural need for the power process. Quitting completely will make you depressed

>>34110511
Everything just gets so boring tbqh famalam

>>34110511
I had a stint in college where I tried to develop more normalfag hobbies.

In my experience it didnt really do me any good.

>>34110417
Implying she isn't. oreganalcreampie

>>34110417
yeah but you could be doing the same

Are you a fucking cuck? Kill yourself. You are right tho if she's not religious. She probably is a slut.

>>34110404

I peed the bed once when I was 19.

It hasn't happened to me since then but at the same time I don't think it's particularly uncommon for adults to pee the bed.

Try to remember to use the bathroom before going to bed and don't drink a whole lot if you know you're going to be sleeping in the next hour or so.

>he can fall asleep easily while there is fluid in him

Its ok kyle. Things will get better,i promise.

>>34110387
>hot

Unoriginaly

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>>34110387
Please anon, don't be threatened by it.

You size is "okay" too.

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>>34110437
No need to be angry.

Its just for the nights where I need something a little more in me.

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>>34110371
>6ft
lmao manlet
don't speak unless you're AT LEAST 6'3
People avoid you because they don't want to catch whatever you're infected with.

And still, you have not managed to lose your virginity.

dont get too cocky or a pack of nigs will whoop your ass

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>>34110357
>Corporate cuts labor for the 50th millionth time
>They come in every week after more labor cuts complaining about how things keep getting worse
>I take the initiative and make it look nice.
>"There is grease on your fryer, that is a critical mark up." (Note, the grease is the ring that forms around the outside during the days worth of cooking at a busy deli.)
>I WANT TO RIP THEIR FUCKING THROATS OPEN AND CHUG THEIR BLOOD

>>34110378
Sucks being american doesnt it?
kill yourself

>>34110397
Jokes on them. I've been using heavy chemicals to rot out the walls faster than they are.
>To be fair, there wasn't anything left behind the wall tiles anyways as we found out. Just trying to cause the inevitable cave in so I can claim L&I and make my retirement.

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>>34110285
>1000+alpha
>5-6 guys a day
>sometimes 8 guys at a time
What the FUG, there's no way she's not a prostitute right?

>>34110285
We'll be like Japan soon. Half of the population lifelong permavirgins at the bottom, chads having harems at the top, and some normies/beta providers and retired chad onaholes in the middle.

Dexter worst meme rapper, absolute garbage.

Uzi best meme rapper.

>>34110326
He's not the best lyricist but his songs sound good

>>34110356
His beats and hooks are always on point 3bh. His live shows are pretty cool too.

>"I'm not a rapper. I'm an entertainer" - Dex, circa 2k16.