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>>34952886
also dumping tiddies

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oreganona

>>34952886
>Playing memewatch
Kill yourself retard

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>>34952854
>If you went to visit a cute witch in her cabin to ask for one of her potions and she was really nice and friendly and eager to help would it be okay to ask if you could come back to visit her sometimes or would it be weird? If I developed a crush on her would she be able to tell?
good thread I bumped it

>>34953490
>Update
Thansk anon!

>>34953546
>Thansk anon!
no problem!

>go walking around lake at night a few times
>little island in middle of lake thats filled with ducks
>ducks always make the most ungodly noises at random intervals

>>34953056
Fuck ducks, honestly. I get the feel.

>>34952795
>live in new york city
>have to walk around by necessity all the time
>usually while the sun is down

i don't get the appeal of "nightwalks," once you've seen one grimy street you've pretty much seen them all

She is joking saying she doesn't much do. Maybe pursue her and she will have stuff to do. At least that is what happened with me

>>34952793
she doesn't really want to talk to you until you engage her

>>34952793
Girls value fun above all else so she insinuated that someone should take her out to do something fun, just not right now because she's sleeping.

sickb8m8

Meant to random art store owner*
To clarify he was just closing and stayed open for me. Asked me about my life genuinely seemed nice and cute.

>>34952785
>that pic
N i g g a t h e f u c k

I do understand that feel to an extent though. I'm a virgin and want to change that desperately, but part of me worries a lot about the fact that I've lived in a sexual vacuum for so fucking long, even if I did fuck this girl I like would I be any good? Would it really be the right time for me? Is my dick actually as small as my half-Asian lineage would lead most to assume?

I worry sometimes.

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>>34952747
Tfw I will never dance again

Danced at this one show and got embarrassed ever since

i just don't dance
it is not something i have ever wanted to do so i've never had a reason to do it

helps that most of the live music i see tends to be stuff where it's normal to stand around and just watch while drinking a PBR and adjusting your flannel

>>34953049
>it's normal to stand around and just watch while drinking a PBR and adjusting your flannel
it's freshman year all over again

>that kid who played csgo in the morning without a headset and you can here him calling people faggots

>that kid who makes that kid threads

>that kid who thinks they're edgy because they post on Reddit

>>34952667
yes
rih

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>>34952667
posting on here with you guys :^)

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>>34952667
i've greatly enjoyed trigun

>>34952511
>my gf
>mbti + variations
>blacked, bbc, cuck + variations
>fembot, femanon + variations
filters most of the shit, I have a few more but most of those are either old or real specific or /v/ and /fgg/ specific

I just manually hide all the fembot threads. If only the rest of r9k could learn to do the same. I'm tired of any thread even implying the poster is female getting 100+ replies automatically.

>>34952580
This board is like 50% failed normies or worse, there's no way it will get better.

>>34952440
That's the same reason I switched to the winning team honestly

It's so much easier to become a cute boy than it is trying to date cute girls

>>34952479
What's even wrong with women? Cute boys don't even have half the shit they bring with them.

>>34952440
I did the same thing. I took it too far though. I have no sexual interest in men but married one. I told him I was bisexual and a top so I will never bottom for him or suck his cock. We have been married four years and I just clean the house all day while he goes to work. Once in a while I have to fuck him in the ass and mouth though. While I do that I just imagine I am fucking some girl. Only way I can keep a boner. I get sex and get to be a NEET. I am still unsure if I made the right choice. No women wanted me.

that's a pretty hot pic OP

tfw super cutie pie trap
tfw have large penis :c

>>34952394
Thank you. It's an edit I made of something someone else posted

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>>34952376
>buy a shit load of unhealthy snacks, enough to last two weeks
>within two days they are all gone

>>34952376
>tfw used to be underweight
>tfw quickly gaining it all back

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>stole $10 from mom because i was craving candy bars

this is the lowest point in my life so far

>>34952348
idk maybe a squirrel
because it gets then attention and its 'unique'

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>>34952384
Heres a front view.

Whatever it is, I want one.

>>34952348
I don't envy the girl who owns that- exotic rodents are shit tier pets and the only reason to keep one is because it's 'unique' or whatever

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>>34952330
how are you going to do it (OP)? (was not original)

>>34952330
Your probably dead rn but you go anon.

Fuck em

>>34952419
I'm going to do it publicly so that it will be on the local news. Perhaps jumping off of a well known building, or in front of a bus. I will have a backpack on me with nothing but an envelope which contains a letter telling all my friends they are assholes.

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>>34952320
Been drinking these as of late, they're not good but they get the job done without tasting too bad.
I much prefer the drunken state brought on by beer or cider as opposed to something harder.

>>34952422
Yeah the blue dry king cans taste like ass but once you down one the rest are tolerable.

beer drunk is top-tier, i find that im much more happy as opposed to drinking liquor

>>34952320

Try FAXE 10%. Literally tastes like straight ethanol but will get you shithoused quick, I wouldn't drink again myself tho.