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People hate us is because we are the world police.
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>People hate us because we are the world police.
Sorry for the typo, been having a rough night lads.
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I don't ever see this thread taking off like /britfeel/, but I might as well post
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who here /upstate new york/
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>tfw 380lbs and doc said i have high cholesterol, high blood pressure and pre-diabetic
How do I stop eating?
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>>34693167
put the fork down
brb im going to eat some waffles yummy yummy in my tummy :^)
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Stop drinking soda, and/or beer. That's half the battle. Drink water, you can get flavored sparking water if you crave the fizzy drink. Carbonated water is how I quit soda.
Secondly, seriously cut down on carbs.
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clear your house of any food and get far too drunk to drive each night; recommend very high-proof liquor so you aren't intaking many calories
i mean, that's how i went down from 120 pounds to 110 at 5'10''
idk i actually really don't like eating much
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have any of you been interested in someone with very little information about them? like just a picture of some qt on here or a post by someone?
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>>34693135
Yeah OP thats the first stage of love, general attraction. I usually just hang around and ask friends about her and try to talk to her in passing, try to find a common interest
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>>34693180
dude i seen her here on 4chan. not even sure if it was a fem posting the photo.
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>>34693135
It's not like this place has weekly Rose threads or anything
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>tfw everything feels okay for a few fleeting moments
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>and then you hit the ground
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>teeth first
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>in a turd
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I usually like idubbbz, but I thought his most recent video was a little mean. He gets called out by some literally who for saying "nigger" a lot, then goes to one of her events and says it while standing right next to her. It seems like an edgy, petty thing to do, but then when she talks about how much it upset her, he mocks that too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8vaJaFCFYA
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>>34692978
say what you want about idubbz but hes honestly
the last good youtuber in my opinion. I like his edginess
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>>34692978
you missed the point of the video then
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Toasting some shitty roast
High energy
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Would you fuck Peter Dinklage?
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>>34692942
Sure, but he has to be the bottom.
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Do I get to keep his mandible as a souvenir? If not, the deal's off.
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>>34692942
>Would you fuck Peter Dinklage?
no
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>realize Trump's election debunked my mental illness
>my schizophrenia is caused by diversity
>have to convince myself blacks are normal people everytime I subconsciously automatically stare at one in public
>have look clean and act humble but not too desperate when around whites as to not scare them or creep them out
>my brain is constantly struggling to find the most neutral way to present myself to all races and ethnicities
>realize the SSRIs are Soma like in the book Brave New World
>I'm just a filthy commie the U.S. wants dead
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OP here
Forgot to mention I'm spic
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come home everyday exhausted with scrambled brain
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FBI and CIA delusions come on hard when I am feeling the most down because I figure that's the mindset all those jihadists and mass shooters are in, but I am not violent. But that's the way genetic waste with a warrior gene go.
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>Be me
>Go pee
>Finish pee, shake peepee so last few drops come out
>Make sure nothing comes out after
>Nothing
>Walk around, go back and wiggle again
>Nothing
>Go back into room
>Sit down and instantly piss myself
>Musty pants and underwear after that
This happen to any other robots out there? It's fucking annoying me.
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>>34692865
Could be a weak bladder dude, try to do kegals and drink more water if you dont get much already.
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I always sit down when I pee and I wipe my peeter with tp. I don't know why but it works.
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>>34692865
you need to milk your urethra from the gooch to squeeze the rest of the pee out
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What did you want to be when you grew up robots? I wanted to be a writer, maybe a journalist.
Now I just want to be anything other than what I am
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You're never going to believe this, but an astronaut.
Then a public defender, then a civil engineer, and now I'm thinking forestry.
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>>34692819
Start writing it is never to late friend.
Also start going to /fit/ read the stick and look up scott herman fitness and start getting fit.
Trust me after getting fit my confidence and life boosted a ton.
Also it has never been easier to be a writer with the way you can now upload it to amazon.
Hope this helps friend, we can all make it if we try, might be a bit uncomfortable at first.
Remember self doubt is there to be beaten down like an enemy. Everytime you write a word, everytime you do a rep or a pushup you are beating down that enemy.
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>>34692893
You know, I've thought a lot about going into forestry myself. Just being alone with the trees, there's something serene about it
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How many of you still live with your parents? How old are you?
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yes30 in less than 3 months
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Yes your honor this post was original when I wrote it
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>>34692816
30 on Thursday.
Live with parents.
Moved out at 22 I think it was?
Moved back at 26 due to having no other choice... still fucking here.
I have faith shit's gonna pick up very soon.
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This is how most women view men.
Deal with it.
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Lmao that filename
originalmente
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>>34692739
I'm an Aussie. Plenty foreign chicks have been willing but noBODY I CAN ACTUALLY GET TO
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>>34692739
Who tought you how to color?
>implying niggers in africa are seen as attractive
I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roomate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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He smacked you but I'm gonna fucking kill you you piece of shit whore
I'll find you and split you in half by shoving a giant splintery log up there you scummy piece of shit
You're the kind of trash that goes to heaven cause they'd enjoy hell and just remember karma is as much of a BITCH as you are you filthy pig of a human being
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>>34692728
>dominate
>needs the government to protect you
Fahgot nigger cunt like
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>>34692728
>state protection
>dominant
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Do you remember your 1st fap?
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>>34692674
Of course, anon.
I was 13 years old and It felt really good.
Now I have a fucking problem and I masturbate every single day, so I think I lost the pleasure that I felt the first time I masturbated.
My life don't have any sense now.
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>>34692674
I awkwardly fapped after shitting. I was sitting on the toilet. The actual nut part kind of hurt.
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>>34692674
Yeah, I fapped to a picture in a kids sexual health book of a girl lying down with her hands in between her legs.
I remember the orgasm knocking out my vision for a few seconds because I was masturbating my rubbing the tip and not jerking it, so it was super intense.
And the results are...
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>>34692673
25 points.
Would be 23 but my mom texted me today.
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>>34692673
54. Most of the points are from uni forcing me to interact with others. cyborg makes sense
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>>34692868
Uni doesn't force you to interact. I've been here for 2 years without talking to anyone
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God I wish I was gay.
There's nothing in any woman that I can relate to. They're so vapid I can't fucking stand it.
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>>34692609
You're in the right place then. oreganal
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honestly i'm gonna have nightmares from this
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>>34692609
Go the full faggot like I did OP. When I see pics like in OP, I wish I was more like them. Have a see of guys looking at my ass over the other girl's, and have my choice of the lot. already crossdressing and shit desu, love gettin my anus pounded.