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How is that tall for a woman?

I've never dated any girl below 5'8

You're smol af

>>34675573
Its a baitpost you pathetic pussybeggar

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/I%27m%20too%20tall%20%285%276%22%29%20and%20my%20boobs%20are%20too%20small%20%2832B%29/type/op/order/asc/

Thats perfect though, and the actual averages for americans.

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>>34675470
Don't have any brain wojaks so heres a brain pepe.

Im sorry I just dont participate in the /smart person/ threads very often

>>34675470
>wojack
I thought he was called epik feel guy
LOL XD

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>>34675508
irony is only funny in the right context.

in this case, you're just randomly spamming it in the replies for a random thread on 4chan and trying to pick a random word from the OP and make it LE EPIC FUNNY IRONY xd!

I know you're trying to be funny, but come on, at least make an effort to do so.

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>all KKKfags wear white full-body costumes covering every single part of their body for no reason, making it impossible to discern skin color
>"We're t-t-totally not secretly niggers guys, w-w-we swear!"
The KKK is probably a giant melting pot full of people of all races united by the common goal of keeping up property resale value of their neighbourhood.

>>34675461
My local KKK chapter was just filled with black guys. They were cool dudes.

>>34675461
As much as I detest Trump, I thought the KS monologue on SNL was pretty stale, especially the "Trump must be gay because he tweeted support for my bf when I cheated on him with a married man"
>the Sean Spicer skit was good tho, that guys got a squeaky af voice

>>34675441
>never watched Friends, Ally McBeil, Felicity, Sex & the City, Will & Grace, etc etc etc etc

Because there's no need to worry about being single as a female, in this age women are the only ones who are single by choice.

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>>34675441
once they're
>35+
>not married
>no kids

they start to care. the problem is that by then it's too late

>>34675424
You people do this shit to victimize yourselves.

>do controversial shit
>"omg! omg! fucking liberal twats oppressing muh freedums! MAGA MAGAAAAA!

I don't even know what message these guys are trying to get across. It just suggests that people perceive open carry and guns in general as dangerous.

>>34675424
>Lanky white guy knocks on my door with a face mask and AK looking like he missed his chance to shoot up his high school

Why the hell would I not freak out?

>>34675394
why would that ever come up in a conversation

>>34675394
tell her you can't be with someone who fetishizes black people

you'll get to break up with her AND make her feel ethically bankrupt while retaining the higher ground

>>34675394
How fucking small is your cock?

Also get fucked normalfag, that's what you get for fucking with roasties

>>34675362
Why do you not deserve a GF, mr. anon?

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>>34675362
I'm starting to realize until I really learn to do me I'll never be able to do me+someone else

Here's some advice from a friend of mine, current normie but used to be as autistic as me before he became a stoner.

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me neither, I'm worthless. my life stopped progressing after college

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>>34675360
hmm
wait for it....

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NEET...
i'm C.I.A...

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originallio the comment, do not steal

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That is lewd anon chan

>tfw no huge floppy dick to show off

>>34675376
What do you have to show off? A nice butt?

well yeah, 2 wrongs dont make a right

>no gf
is better than
>whore gf

I mean why would I willingly be with someone that I don't like

that's just a waste of both of our time really

Going on 19

>>34675190
>18
>complaining about no gf
Go outside you piece of shit.

>>34675190
spotted the 19 year old
why do you cucks in training always have to chime in that you didn't date when you were a little kid when little kids date. find a real counting spot like puberty nobody finds that shit funny
t. wizard

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AIGHT


fuck you robot

>>34675162
I want s4s to go

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Alcohol just gets turned into water inside you, right?

I just want one to love me and it makes me feel resentful when none do.

You clearly haven't been here long enough. Welcome.

>>34675119

Depends how you define hate. Do poor people hate rich people? We are just painfully aware that you lead easier, cushier lives than us, but that's not the same as hate.

amphetamines, senpai

>>34675167
This explains it, thank u mr anon

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>>34675112
every single white family self diagnoses their children with meme diseases like "ADHD" or "ADD" or autism or other shit like that. You can even ask any white teenager what medication he/she is on and they will happily tell you "I am taking 50 mg of ritalin every day!" or something


they also fuck dogs

ram my fist into it, keep pushing until my entire arm goes inside.

>>34675104
>You've spent months pursuing your oneitism
>months

Way to break my immersion faglord. I've been after mine for 10 years now.

>>34675149

Make sure you put on a boxing glove for protection and extra girth, anon.