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I have a feeling that Egg is actually pretty good at DDR.

did pizza stop posting after the pic of him and eggy popped up?
it's crazy what camera angles and jewery can do, he looks so incredibly unfeminine

>>38111655
you think egg is slamming that? or is he ever going to find something better than that sweet pre teen poonany he was getting before he got cucked

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There's nothing wrong with that, anon. Imagine the blissfulness of mindless servitude.

>>38111728
Stop trying to make me satan

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There's something primally and undeniably hot about complete submission.

Latch on and get a steady stream

>>38111496
>distract with watermelon
>when she's not looking make siren noises
>she runs away
>>every time, fucking niggers

>>38111496
Do a 360 and walk away


>Fuck you muted 8 seconds for not being original

why would i be at the cemetery unless i'm dead

Just as this thread will be forgotten, along with all the posts on this board. We weren't made to remember everything. Those people lived fufilling lives so they probably wouldn't have cared if they werent remembered.

>>38111430
I go when I visit my mom

>>38111283
absolutely. but sex is transactional for security and resources. its not a reward by itself (like it is for chad). and you're under imminent threat of being cucked by a chad.

Sure, if a girl doesn't have standards.

She is either a whore, has low self esteem or worth, no values, or a shit family

>>38111283
Non-chads will get sex for a few reasons.

>the girl could pick a non-chad randomly to fuck as ammunition against a target or jealousy

>she could fuck a non-Chad to improve her self esteem. But this will usually be an almost-Chad, or a covert beta/robot

>if she herself is a robot or autist, she may genuinely be attracted to geeky betas

>or transactionally as someone up top said. Like "I'll fuck you if you ______". This will usually be implied instead of stated

>>38111251
Heard of 4chan way back during the fappening. Damn, I'm an oldfag

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>>38111274
o boy here we go

>>38111251
Someone on YTMND told me to go back to 4chan sometime in 2006.

>>38111208
I just want to fuck/rape old women that used to be hot.

>>38111208
I say time travel and grandpas don't mix.

Travel to a few minutes before the big bang so I can watch it live

>>38111133
hope that Stacey drops her phone in the pool desu

>>38111133

He doesn't look like a Chad.
There are 3 options here
>They feel sorry for him and are his friends
>He is "that gay friend"
>He is extremely confident and somehow pulled it off.

>>38111133
Source on that vid? That chick in the back has a great butt. Also this is proof that you don't need to be ottermode or have a 6 pack to be Chad, you just need a decent build.

>>38111122
by cumming 5 times

>>38111122
>How do I fix this?
cum more

>>38111122
It will fix itself when you damage yourself. :^)

>>38110908
i could tell you but then ill have to kill you

>>38110938
I'd prefer to die knowing the truth rather than dying without knowing it

>>38110908
Just as your brain makes you prettier, so too do other people's brains make you look different depending on their mood and how they feel about you. There is no "real you." It's subjective.

>>38110904
if you can survive on that wage then more power to you.

enjoy your "life"

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>>38110904
"Go for it, son. Just head on in there, speak with the manager, address him as 'Sir,' stand up straight, look him in the eye, and remember to give him a nice, firm handshake."

I should mentioned that I have worked 40hrs/wk before until I got laid off. I have no social life which is why it worked okay for me

>>38110847
Honestly man, I recommend just avoiding the hospitality industry all together.

>>38110847
>What's a good part time job for a robot that doesn't involve customer service?

Security guard

>>38110975
That's a good one.
>>38110847
How about shelf stacker?

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>>38110762
"Son, hard, honest work knows no age limits."

>>38110822
>"Son, hard, honest work knows no age limits."
Thanks, dad.

>>38110762
Literally me.
>Be 30 yrs old
>Look 20
>I went back to college in January.
>someone asks me how old I am
>gets weirded out when I tell him I'm 30
> he tells everybody and now everyone avoids me saying it's creepy for an oldman to be in college
Fuck this bullshit, now when someone asks my age I just say 20. Same when I got my first job last year, i told them I worked in construction instead of revealing I was a pathetic loser for 13 years.

>>38110755
When did that show air? In my mind it doesn't seem that long ago but I think it might've been a long time ago.

>>38110773
A long time ago
In a different galaxy

About 2009 I guess

>>38110755
>15 year old
Fuck off you pedo scum.

>>38110618
yes. but what is cocoon mode?

>>38110659
no contact with anyone for 8 months

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>>38110706
>Knowing a girl irl
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE