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who let mgtow onto this board again

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Women are not emotional, sensible, rational creatures that are able to recognize good signs in people.

In fact they are very irational, bad at making decision and they will go for bad boys and for someone who is currently appealing in culture and status.

Women are dumb whores, don't expect your oneitis to be pure innocent child that would never spread their legs for bad boy Chad.
They will and they already did while you still daydream about this roastie you don't even cross her mind

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>>36282192
Spot the newfag.

origamicommentario

>Cold cascade falling on your head
>The burn of some top-tier hot wings
>When a body part 'falls asleep' and that needles feels
>Climbing to the top of a hill, then just rolling down
>BDSM
>Acupuncture

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>>36282090
This feel when it's just a bit too cold but putting on more clothes or getting a blanket would be too much.

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>when you nut and she keep suckin

>>36282085
I do it to gain some confidence. I started getting so insecure that I was almost having trouble just going outside

>>36282150
>I started getting so insecure that I was almost having trouble just going outside

You have my interest. Elaborate?

>>36282085
If I ever started getting /fit/ I would do it for myself because Im a 210 lbs 5'10 lard ass and being this fat can lead to bad shit(diabetes etc). Who gives a fuck about a gf? People have been literally shitting on me for my entire life so I dont give a shit anymore.

I somehow feel motivated right now.

>>36281905

You could buy one of these:

https://pavlok.com/

You lock it on, and set the behavior you want to stop. When it detects the behavior happening, it gives you a shock.

The worst that can happen, is you discover that being shocked is your new fetish.

Cage your dick and throw the key into the river. You'll get your scuba certs to find it, and bitches dig divers.

>>36281905
Don't listen to the other fags.

Literally try to think about other things other than masturbating unless your sexual urges are that strong you could rape a girl.

Start doing other things, stop being lazy, try to study on something or even you could go to the gym (but this could make your sexual drive stronger).

Just stop sitting there in front of the computer and DO.

Really? Where I'm from, everyone says they're from the Bay.

Damn, I hate the Bay Area and its people so damn much.

>>36281818
>most people are from the large populated cities
wow who would have guessed

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>when warm temperate coastal city high density population fags think they can be robots

If it isn't sub zero temperature for half the year you aren't a robot

Sucks lad, why did you wait a whole year to see them? I haven't seen my parents since December but I've struggled to find the free days to go visit them. Hopefully in a few weeks I can go see them

>>36281780
Aw anon, I know that feeling too well. I didn't realize how old my parents had gotten until a year before. I was just in my university city most of the time and not spending time with them.

I try to come back home more often so I can hang with them more. I hope you can do that too.

>>36281780
I want to be nice to my mom.

>>36281740
wats up haha wanna skype

if you weren't some roleplaying faggot, you could easily fuck someone and what's more, claim rape for lulz and fun afterwards.

I'm going to jerk off to this thread I'm so horny

>>36281737
2017 is a spook

>not understanding the significance of greek philosophy

brainlets pls go

Plato's republic is basically /pol/'s dream

>tfw no white chad with yellow fever bf :(

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get on my level bruh ice ice baby

>>36281686
see how much better homogeneous couples are? only northern whites for me thanks.

>>36281643
Linus is Chad-tier, you fuck. Don't believe me? Cover his hair with your thumb (his hair is shit). Bam. All his Chad features are more plain to see. Great jaw, chin, nose, all in facial harmony and symmetry.

Kill yourself.

>>36281683
Also, his eyes. He has great eyes. They sparkle. And look at his eyebrows; they're not too thick but not too wispy either. Just right.

>>36281683
Not really.

He looks like a 40 year old 7 year old.

>>36281637
You can't be in a relationship with a virgin unless you never fuck her.

>>36281645
You know what I mean

A girl who lost her virginity to you

Virgins are typically incapable of having serious and stable relationships with. You want someone with at least a tiny bit of experience, and knows what mistakes to avoid in future relationships.

More pls, this is hot

I haven't had one yet but I'm sure it'll be good

>I continue to poke sluts tits, but never grab them
>she's a little annoyed now, but friend keeps laughing so she's fine
>I make my big move
>lay my head on her tits
>they both start laughing and she starts petting me
>I'm laying on a pair of tits AND her friend's athletic stomach
>friend lets me feel her tight abs
>we stay like this for the rest of the bus ride
>friend goes "If this was any other guy, I'd kill them, but since it's anon we're good"
>I was the dorky kid that everyone liked but kind of felt bad for
>and somehow they were fine with this
>I say "Well, this is the most physical contact with a woman I'll ever have, so let me enjoy it."
>they laugh again. I was right by the way
>Jim awkwardly is in the corner
>we come back to our town and just shuffle out
>I spank sluts ass as she leaves and head into the bathroom of the bus
>PRECUM EVERYWHERE
>clean that shit up and come out, Jim's waiting
>he goes "You went too far"
>laugh in his face, leave, and have a good nights rest

I like IHOP... I've never eaten at a Waffle House.

i am compelled to frequent the waffle house every now and again through my identification with the state in which i live

this state possesses more than like 3x its neighbors waffle houses combined, or something even larger, takes me about 15 minutes drive to reach so much as a gas station, but i can find probably 4 waffle houses within 20 minutes

never been to an i-hop

Waffle House breakfasts are a Mother's Day tradition in my home because we both enjoy them and it's usually not too crowded while IHOP has lines out the goddamn door
>>36281623
fucking normie can't appreciate trashy food REEEEEEEEEEE

literally never had one
t. boozed 19

I think it's been a few years. I'm not really sure.

Last week

It happens every now and then because I'm too tired to fap on weekdays. I almost had one a couple of nights ago but it ended before anything sexual happened.

happy birthday anon

what did you do?

One year closer to death.

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>>36281496
I ate pizza and key lime pie and played vidya.