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>wow that's so interesting
>thanks for taking me out on this date tonight
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DONT USE MY WIFE TO SHITPOST YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>38516557
>yeah well you aint seen nuffin yet pull out my hand cannon any last words trapcat scum its trumps america now bitch
BANG !
fucking interspeices mongrels
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>>38516634
>holo
>trap
>cat
Use your shoelaces to hang yourself retarded newnigger r*ddit scum

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>went outside for a nightwalk
>met young stray cat
>he came to me and started purring
>pet kitty
>sit on nearby bench
>kitty follows me
>jumps on my lap and purrs
>felt affection from living creature for a first time in years
>start crying
im allergic to cats
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>>38419855
Then you got worms, bro
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>>38419855
Did.....Did you touch its NoNos?
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>>38419919
i dont care it was very nice experience
>>38419921
no jus pat on head and scratch behind ear

TFW, you're living in a world that doesn't have Jonathan brandis in it
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>be me
>Gap year in Israel
>Staying in Haifa
>Mummy sends me care package, need to go to tel Aviv to get it
>Tell buds I'm going to tel Aviv, figure we should hit up a club because tell Aviv
>One friend comes, the other had to study
>Get hotel room for the night
>Get to tell Aviv, all hype
>Go to liquor store, bottle of whiskey for pre game
>Hypehypehype
>Cologne, black jeans, looking Sharp
>Take nap before going out so we can stay up late
>Talk about how lit it's gonna be
>Walk for thirty minutes, get to club
>Chug a slug of whiskey before going in
>Mfw two 18 year old dudes with no girls who don't speak fucking Hebrew aren't allowed in the club.
>Walk back to hotel, drunk sleep in shame.
>Have fat fuck pancakes for breakfast at restaurant, play with fluffy doggo sitting with some guy
>Typing thread on train back to Haifa
>Mfw highlight of tel Aviv trip was a fluffy doggo at a breakfast joint.
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What did you expect? Jews are the most racist people on the planet.
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Pic related, is fluffy doggo
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Two drunk virgin kids not admitted in a club?
Colour me surprised

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I have never been touched intimately by a member of the opposite sex, and at this point I don't think I ever will.
I'm fucking sobbing right now. How the fuck do I go on like this?
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Anon you cry? Hahaha the seeds have been sowed faggot
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You gotta make the effort, anon.
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>>38516638
Don't fucking tell me that shit. I've tried so hard and got so far but you know what? In the end it doesn't even matter.

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can we make dabbing our salute
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>Not embracing the dialectical science of idi amin thought.
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>>38516677
too woke but he has catchy tunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6emPXnMQYHI
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>>38516501
You are ware that the Nazis would of killed blacks and Asians after the war right? Do you seriously think they would let you live along side them?

Even if they didn't kill you they would never accepted you into society and you'd be treated as 3rd class citizens.

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GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EVERYTHING IS SHIT
I NEVER FEEL GOOD, ONLY BITTERNESS, REGRET, ANGER, BOREDOM, FRUSTRATION OR ANXIETY
WHY FUCKING LIVE WHEN NOTHING EVER GOES WELL
NOTHING AT ALL
NOT EVEN A CHANCE FOR SOMETHING NICE
FUCK IT ALL I'M DONE RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You just drew a shit hand at life, m8.

Must suck for you.
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>>38419672
you would make one HELL of a sith anon
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>>38419672
>NOT EVEN A CHANCE FOR SOMETHING NICE
It was after this realization that I started to pop benzos. I'll probably die young, but my existence is no longer a thesis on self loathing and stress.

it's crazy easy to kill yourself using them, but that isn't even a downside.

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>my fetish is black men gangbanging me
>most black men are poverty level

How do I cope with this? I'm just not attracted to white men, I know they're better for me but I find all white men unappealing
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>shartman

Uhhh guys... My Chad tinder account is getting matches. What do I say to these women to get them to spill their nudes?
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Is the cat okay!? Did he hang in there? Is he still there?
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>>38516459
Post some pics for us lad
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>>38516513
Ok, I'll post some matches and the pics I used.

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>Invest in bitcoin they said...
>I made 30 dollars into BTC 0.25 they said...
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>>38516379
You buy low sell high, anon.

They have been saying invest in bitcoin for years, if you listened 3 years ago you would have tripled your money, just like in 3 years time it will be worth 4k (going to fall more from here temporarily though).

If you had of listened 10 years ago you would have had 1000000% return
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>>38516379

>If you had of listened 10 years ago you would have had 1000000% return

Indeed. I'm fucking jealous of this 18 year old who became a millionaire by buying $12 dollar BTCs in 2011. While he was busy getting rich, I was too busy playing vidya and spreading rage comics. FUCK
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>>38516475
I bought 3k a while ago, I could have 15k now but instead I sold it for 2k when I was in a really tough time. Only saving grace is that I know i'd still be suicidal, chester style.

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Hey robots, any of you a sociopath?
If so how did you find out you were one?
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Yeah. It started when I first played FF6. I just felt really similar to kefka... that's when I realized what I am: a twisted fucking psychopath.
Psychopath, sociopath, same shit.
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>>38516343
When I rewatched death note.
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>>38516343
my mum tried to hug me and i told her to fuck off

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Has anything in your life ever gone right?
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I can't think of a single instance.
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>>38516326
Nope, I stopped being depressed once I stopped caring and trying
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>>38516334
But I can't stop caring, I'm constantly getting stressed out with everything.

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How do we deal with the gay problem?
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The cause of gayness is vaccines, and other methods of biological damage (that disturb women's biology so the babies don't turn out right).
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why not assist those of who are fags in destroying the pedos, bug chasers, sluts, etc
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>>38516260
All fags are sluts, there's no goal in their sex other than pure hedonism and pleasure of the moment

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How do I get disability benefits for crippling depression?
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unless you live in scandinavia you don't, and stop saying crippling depression it sounds gay as fuck

>i suffer from crippling depression and anxiety abloo abloo
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>>38419629

You'll get nothing unless you live in socialist countries like Germany, Canada, Scandinavia, New Zealand, Israel etc. and getting autismbux is nearly impossible for depression. You'll get some benefits yeah but most likely no cash.
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>>38419629
honestly if this new job i got does not work out i am going to try and get disability and live in a dark apartment because i actually have a disability I have UC wich is the cousin of chromes disease

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I've been thinking about my childhood and realized my mother was abhorrently abusive to me and other people. How was your childhood, /r9k/?
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Subpar. Neglect would be an appropriate description.

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