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>caring about if what you like is on a list

Fixed for you OP

>>36007811
You didn't fix anything you newfag piece of shit

i don't get it is pedestrian better or worse?

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I know that feel OP, I dunno where I went wrong.

>30 and never been on a date

Get a grip. You're still in the normal range. You can do this.

>>36007729
Cause these nights puss and I'm hard
I turn that fucking soft into some hard
I grew up in the streets without no heart
I'm praying to my glock and my carbon

>tfw that nigger likely has gold crowns and fucked up teeth

>>36007728
Probably just "not too fucked up teeth" rather than perfect. I'll bet she gets a lot of matches from methheads.

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Or... get this... she wants someone who smiles and isnt uptight all the time

dump them, i need some blackpills

yep but still too much of a pussy

but for some reason if i knew id die in my sleep tonight or just fall over at a certain time id be fine with it. i dont even know if that makes any since but do you get what i mean?

>>36007677
Nope the reasons are all in my head.

what the fuck does $20 even buy you in the real world these days

>>36007623

Give her a diaper surprise. My mommy's always happy when she gets one.

>>36007623
Buy her a used dildo with your newly earned monies

>>36007604
contacts
shorten sides and the back then style the top/bangs

However that won't do anything to solve your crippling autism and self-esteem issues

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Get this and youll have every grill checking you out

You're pretty cute op I'd fuck you. I love robot looking boys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRitFx2pRpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI

don't know what i wanted i have a memory back at that party i was all over her we didn't make out or do anything i just remember i was lonely

>>36007527
>This is a robot in modern /r9k/

Fucking Nu-robots

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>>36007527
you dress like richard stallman hahahaha

I just post edgt cancer, Im sorry for who I am

https://youtu.be/82k8QR38Jn4

>had a wife
>super non virgin
get the fuck out, chad

>>36007560
I'd rather be a virgin at this point.
Also, 32 and 2 sexual partners is nothing to brag about. What are you 18?

>married the second slut he fucked
Holy shit man.
Worse is that you are most likely lying and she was actually your first.

the board combos of 4chan were the only noteworthy pranks of all the planet earth

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/cock/ didn't have near as much lewd stuff as i expected desu

>>36007521
I did
April Fools!
Actually, I did not. I was lonely

Betalets throw around the words "kms, kill myself, an hero, suicide" too easily.

probably one of the weirdest boards to ask it but: what does love mean. The true, real meaning that society seems to have lost, and the word we use with about 1/3 of people we meet be they relationships, friends, or just family. Follow up: how would you know if you felt true love for a person

>>36007559
But those words are personal. You're only liying to yourself when you utter them.
But I love you its different, when you say that, you're lying to another person. You don't say "I love you" to yourself

>>36007445
t. Seafood processor plant owner

>>36007445
>spend all day on a dirty ship
>manual labor literally 24/7
>maybe three hours of sleep per night if you're lucky

No thanks anon

>>36007445
>Most companies pay for your flight to alaska and give you free room and board
Interesting op. Ill look into it. It sounds like a way to make money but idk if I'm cut out for the work. Not super sharp with logistical things but I managed when I was loading trucks at a ups warehouse

>>36007427
>expecting normies to appreciate satire and irony

>>36007427
It's probably not the self-deprecation thing she doesn't get, anon. She is probably unaware about the sitting on your hand thing.

>>36007921
Don't think so
Convo:
>Me: [I send pic]
>Her: "Don't get itb" :laughingcryingshitpost emoji:
>Me: "Numb hands"
>Her: "Why? Lol"
>Me: "Bcuz"
>Her: "I din't get it :("
>Me: "Just another meme"
>Her: "I feel like I'll never get it"
>Me: "What dontcha get?"
>Her: "The whole thing lol"
>I explain that if you don't have feeling in your hand then it feels like someone else is moving it
>She says we'll discuss it later :snoringemoji:
She's only 18 but still, I was laughing my ass off at more abstract satire at 15.

Heart tshirt in the front

Not there because hes a fucking robot

>>36007386

Is that a loli?!

Why does every slightly attractive mixed guy look like they might be gay

>>36007337
you've got a case of the ol' homovision

>>36007271
the twitter beef behind this is depressing