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>>35875786

There's no magic to it as far as I know. Just get started. Probably best to start by getting a bit less fat. Being in shape feels better. If you don't have NEETbucks, get a job ASAP of course.

Look at it this way: you can spell and understand multisyllable words like 'transitioned' and 'trajectory'. Believe it or not, that already makes you more employable than probably 20% or so of the adult population.

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>>35875786
Im exactly same as you only I am 23 and not fat

Add all to this list:
>No license, scared to drive
>Zero experience with women beyond the mandatory hello to the checkout girls
>No mobile phone, what is the point
>Shitty capped internet

I'd like to see you fucking flaming faggots without your goddamn mobile phones and 100mbps unlimited internet, then you'd be really depressed or whatever the fuck you think you are.

>>35875786

wew lad exact same situation here except i'm 23

eternal manchild existence is some shit

pretty sure the only thing standing between you and meeting her is about $1500.

>>35875783
And how much is that in GBP? I know my autismbux won't give me enough.

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more of my oneitis. She's fit.

>>35875741
I find it fascinating, though it sickens me.

Sometimes, when under stress, I enter a macabre, fey mood where I must watch lots of intense, torturous gore to satisfy the demons inside.

I'm basically Dwarf Fortress
>anon has entered a Fey Mood
>anon has claimed the Computer workstation

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>>35875741
ISIS executions are the best ones.

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>>35875741
Bumb this shit

>>35875735
Pretty much at least twice since I can remember.

Dunno if this is bad or not? Seems pretty normal.

Maybe five times a week.

>>35875735
>tells me to masterbate
>posts an ugly fucking roastie

What did he mean?

He is a cuck who cant even repeal a niggers work.

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nice to have someone pushing real issues instead of transgender bullshit every day

still has 96% of his presidency remaining

America will be great again by the end.

>>35875734
I thought he would make America great again. He's just fucking it up.

Ah well, no such thing as a good president anymore.
We're beyond fixing, shit's too complex.

At least he's honest-to-goodness trying, bless his little heart

>>35875733

>stupid dog nose thing

what a stupid THOT BITCH

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It's a hook-up app, what did you expect? A princess? Come on dude...

>>35875749
This. I fucking hate that retarded app that does this dumb shit. I love how all these women do that same retarded dog thing, obviously trying to conform with the rest of the Stacies

Get a job and find out.

>>35875562
but i dont want to if I do that I can never go back

>>35875652
Getting a job is probably the only way to get out of the cycle your in.

>>35875519
OP, there's no TP there. Did you even wipe?

Really? No one here has taken the brown pill, huh?

>>35875519
I want to see OC of shits in urinal pliox and blox

>>35875354
Because you're a beta male and adults frighten you

OP let me ask you this: were you hypersexual at all as a kid growing up?

>>35875364
I don't think so.
Even if i am on this board, i'm quite succesful at life. I go out in the evening at least two times a week, i have lot of friends, i'm considered a smart person by others and i have no problem talking with grownup womens. Simply i like phisically more 13yo and psychologically they have a special vitality that i love and that only girls of their age have.

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Last Picture someone Made of me

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>>35875342
Obv not you but ill do a similar picture

>>35875518
>>35875342

What are you doing? Go to a Bar and Leave this Place, i would fucc you all night long

>>35875340
Little gasp I guess

They usually say something like "it's so big", push it deeper and you get the classic "your penis, it's hitting my womb" part

>tfw you will put benis in vagina this year

:DDDDDDD

>could kill people and I wouldn't feel guilty
Wow what an edgelord.

Grow the fuck up.

>>35875336
I am grown up though

I think it depends on the enviroment that a person is in during the change. I know i didnt turn out good,but i have a feeling that if i were raised in a proper white community i would'nt be as violent and unempathetic as i am now.

You're right, this is true argbargl

>>35875238
what's it taste like? is it sweet?

>>35875238
It rots your teeth though. Use a straw when drinking

>>35875226
What about the racism of the present? This "reparations" nonsense is a red herring, a false notion that debts can simply be paid and everything is square now when it isn't.

>>35875226
be gone, nigger

>>35875243
>What about the racism of the present?
That should be focused on too but we can't ignore the past

>>35875198
Some of the dark souls lore was pretty fucking depressing, and I made a bunch of connections to some real life stuff.
Idk if that counts

>>35875198
Depression Quest did

>>35875198
Flash games where the solution to the level is clear and obvious, but you repeatedly fuck it up by being one pixel off