What does sexual intercourse feel like?
>>38658586
I can help you answer that question, Kobayashi-san
bag plus sand
salty coins
crescent biru
It's been at least a day since I've talked to my friends since the autistic incident. I just want to move to my university, already. In two weeks I'll be gone from this state, so I'll just stay in my house, till then.
For those who didn't see the story:
>be me
>hanging out with my friends
>oneitis was talking about how "would being penetrated by a penis would feel like" (yes she's a virgin)
>I pinched her lips shut and said "ah ah, girls don't talk about naughty things."
>she was disgusted and called me a "fucking weirdo"
>anxiety kicks in and ran from my friends to my house
>>38658565
That was autistic
You guys NEED to stop acting like cartoon and video game characters
Go back and say you were drunk or you're just retarded
>>38658565
damn dude why would u ever do that
do ur friends h8 u?
>>38658594
Idk, maybe. I already cut ties with them.
Anyone else get excited to the thought of rubbing cocks with another boy?
Only during double vag
>>38658547
Stop spamming faggots
>>38658547
Only when pounding someone's mouth during a double blowjob. 2 cocks, 1 mouth.
At what age is it acceptable to date someone half your age?
LiteralIy never
>>38658512
If you're a man? Any age.
old man bulge
>It's another faggots spam /r9k/ with loli anime pics episode again
>9 faggot threads in the catalogue
>only 25-30 faggot posters frequent the board
Can we just ban them already?
>>38658457
>tfw 6'6" bi guy
I just can't take straightcucks seriously
>>38658496
Then leave faggot. Go shit up some other board.
>>38658511
Shut it drumpftard
Anyone else attracted to petite girls under 5ft with small boobs?
I'm gay.
This is now a gay thread.
Fuck you.
5ft, flat chest, and a big butt. Oh mama.
piper perri is petite and 4ft tall and small tiddies
>fall in love with a girl (looks like pic)
>she literally acts like a cat
>independent
>uninterested in so many things
>likes being petted (although rarely)
>only wants to hang out if I have food and she is hungry
Is this a niko-ni dream or some weebo bullshit? How the fuck do I cope having a human/cat hybrid potential gf
>>38658431
I would love to pet her and feed her
>>38658431
>only wants to hang out if I have food and she is hungry
You pay?
Bad news,friendo.
Anyway, thats sound pretty dumb. "literally" means she do catt stuf and walk an all four o you are using "literally" as an iperbole?
>>38658470
How do I make this catgirl love me back
How can girls wear skirts when they could reveal your panties at anytime?
1. skirts usually aren't that short
2. girls wear bootyshorts now to do that shit, get with the times
3. light exhibitionism is fairly common
I wish more girls wore skirts
If upskirts weren't a thing voyeurs would have to resort to worse measures. It's like giving the crackhead your lighter so he doesn't steal your wallet
90's early 2000's looks so comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
>btw ausfag here
>>38658246
I grew up in the us right on the Canadian border fuck this shit bruh ice storms knocking out the power for weeks
I wish I grew up in Cali or Florida
US suburbia during the 90's to very early 2000's looks maximum comfy to me. Some suburbia in the UK also fills me with comfy feels.
>>38658246
Early 2000s weren't comfy, they were shit.
>"let's talk about your hair"
>>38658244
I have long hair, beginning to think its a mistake.
>>38658267
>>38658244
Long hair is shit. Used to think I was some edgy badass cause my hair was long. It was just a greasy mess. I look 10 times better now that it's shorter
imma go bald and look straight up like dale gribble
ebf is gonna be gone for 2 weeks. what do i do to drive away the crushing loneliness and self loathing?
>>38658242
Stop spamming faggot threads for starters.
seek attention from anonymous men on the internet, clearly
but really. you're bored. i get it.
if you want someone to talk to, i can post some contact info
>>38658253
theres a point when you get lonely enough, where gender doesnt matter anymore. plus hes just a really great guy
>>38658259
only if your dick is at least7in
CVII
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Do whatever you want.
3. I may or may not be around.
4. Expect me to be useless today.
5. Beware of impersonating troll; my tripcode ends in xdtt; anyone else is a troll.
6. I will provide a list of regulars and their tripcodes.
Psychological Issues Thread Regulars
1. Nick !!fj+6JtTXdtt
2. Dan !!PN2b+OY1wIv
3. Facet !AhnkjmgKCA
4. metapsych !a/rF/lI3WM
5. Winter Coat !!Hk4v4zKE1XV
6. Mac II !!6lVQFpZ/l1n
7. Zeno !!fyiIl19MUvj
8. Medman !!Sooz56wUGqu
9. attenuated !!oXJDpK2abs7
10. Charlie !!g+ifZJDNiIY
11. Tanny !!8uqjvCcoSkX
12. Mac !!zyvLbPc8BEP
13. Atlas !YiwP2pBVzo
14. checkers !!AWl2YAu3pjs
15. hurtbro !!NctRL2wsiyk
16. Ziggy !fJMyvXO.mA
1 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35498409/
2 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35521806/
3 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35541735/
4 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35547290/
5 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35567230/
6 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35668421/
7 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35689780/
8 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35716442/
9 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35740738/
10 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35763440/
11 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35777773/
12 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35803625/
13 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35835561/
14 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35855848/
15 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35876435/
16 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35882457/
17 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35906378/
18 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35926221/
19 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35945942/
20 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35971403/
21 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35994443/
22 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36019645/
23 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36040635/
24 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36089774/
25 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36093480/
26 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36108068/
26 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36132647/
27 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36158561/
28 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36183284/
29 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36210653/
30 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36244000/
When numbers appear twice, I merely misnumbered. It happened a few times.
31 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36259571/
32 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36284773/
33 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36294613/
34 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36315834/
35 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36347338/
36 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36362980/
37 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36376102/
38 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36394647/
39 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36414900/
Bar Session - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36425918/
40 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36441841/
41 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36464463/
42 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36497331/
43 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36520550/
44 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36546008/
45 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36566894/
46 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36593662/
47 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36620323/
Bar Session - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36644294/
48 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36664702/
49 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36697612/
50 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36721283/
51 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36745035/
52 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36773599/
53 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36794358/
54 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36814374/
55 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36842342/
56 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36869693/
57 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36889638/
58 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36917996/
59 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36947320/
60 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36967412/
>chad kills himself
poor soul life is cruel sometimes
>robot kills himself
meh he probably had some mental issues he could have killed someone
>>38658137
Would you be a robot if you didn't have poor mental health? We all know first hand that nobody gives a shit about people like that
It different fit a chad because being one means you did everything you can to improve your life but ended up unhappy and suicidal, it differant
>>38658300
i dont get what you're trying to say at all
>>38658388
A are you a brainlet? My point is that nobody fuck about robots, people like Chad's that's why they have differant reactions to their death
Last thread didn't work out so trying again, I am;
>British
>NEET
>5'8
>caucasian
I don't really have any standards beyond don't ghost me and have a vagina (I am not into traps sorry)
who interested?
originalally me
>>38658136
what's up homie
>>38658199
how are you doing senpai?
>last few days
>been feeling more depressed than usual
>spend at least half an hour a day doing only what I could describe as wallowing in self pity
>feel weaker than usual
>takes double the effort to do the things I do on a daily basis
>legs are wobbly
>fingers and arms feel stiff and hard to move
>walk is staggered and feel like I could fall over at any time
I haven't done any serious physical activity in the past week, or at least nothing that would make my body feel like this. I don't know what's happening
>>38658110
I'm in a similar position. Got laid off from work about 6 weeks ago and I've hit a pretty low point right now. I wake up at noon, have something to eat, mess around on the computer for a bit, then go back to bed around 2:30pm.
>>38658139
Your obviously lying cause it's 8am
Maybe its because you havnt done any serious physical activity for a week. Do some excercise ya fatty