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Stay out of the women's bathrooms, faggot.

you're not that ugly. how long on hrt? makeup would make a big difference.

>>38881225
>want the dream girl so bad that i'm trying to become her

I haven't tried and I don't plan to, but I want these feelings to stop.

All but one is true.

>>38881222
The saturday part is true fren

Your trying to make people feel insecure about they're hobbies they're are tons of people who do all of those stuff and stiff have normal relationships

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>just get an 8/10 gf anon !
fuck you and fuck the grapes

>just get a 10/10 gf anon it's easy just give her tits a firm shake

>my oneitis looks very similar to the girl in the OP
I'm fucking trying, nigger.

psychologically crippled people go to bars to ease their loneliness superficially

>>38881193

>going to a bar to make friends

also be more detailed in your story m8, ik its not interesting but want to hear more

>>38881193
What did you do?
Onomatapiya

mods can verify that i haven't been here in weeks.

didn't even look at catalog to post this but i just had to make this known because, well, im' floating on air and i just never foresaw this years ago!


saranghae my prince <3* ~^^*~

>>38881177
Who?
oregonoe

also he's 6'2"+! <3

i am 5 feet ^^ hehe i am just speechless

all you have to do is open your eyes ~! S2

pic is us, except my bf is much more handsome .... <33333333 *fawns* <3333333333333333333....

>Annette Shwartz

I hope so

How much does it kill your soul every time you post this

>that smug look on her face
HOLY SHIT
Its like she KNOWS about the superiority of the BBC and KNOWS how mad white bitch boys will be! But she doesnt care because the ONLY thing on her mind is her lust for the superiority of the alpha male BBC seed to be planted deep deep inside her clit

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>>38881159
How long have you been playing the guitar, man?

i cannot imagine getting upset over a string

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>>38881159
>decide to practice guitar today
>accidentally hit sad note
>instantly reminded of my depression
>put guitar back into case
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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>>38881123
Because they're /leftypol/ wusses who browse /qa/ and /jp/, Anon

The shallowest of characters and plot lines
Nerd wish fulfillment of harems of cute and sexy women. It lets them pretend to be chad

>>38881123

>easy to read expressions for autists
>escapism
>japanese and foreign so there's a hint of "culture" to it
>easy to talk about with other virgins

Feminism was a mistake.

Nasdfasdf

>>38881079
Well, I'm pretty sure a lot of men and women know that. But what exactly can guys do other than the silly MGTOW methodology that they wanted to do?

We know for sure that the technology used for artificial wombs and genetic modification is still in it's infancy. And women are still trying to make sexbots illegal for some bizarre reason.

These threads are so pitiful because it shows self centered and reliant women are on dating and beta bux

>>38881021
>diabetes (I'm not diabetic but susceptible)
>family history of heart disease (I fought off high blood pressure taking meat and dairy out of my diet thank god)
>SOMEhow a proneness to havING hernias. Im only 22 aND already had to have hernia surgery just like my grandfather did

>both parents are short brainlets
>great-grandparents and grandparents all had long lives

Red face, I'm a pretty decently fit guy but if I do the slightest bit of exercise my face immediately goes a deep red I'll be fine as it is an easy task but my face must first look like a communist wet dream

I don't play the lottery.

It's gay

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>>38881019
No thanks, I'll pass on the fool's tax. Never played, never will.

>>38881019
Because every time I would play I wouldn't win anything. Spent 20 dollars on multiple scratch and powerball tickets and won nothing.

Sing the song to yourself like that Mars Rover.

Then watch a pirated movie or something. I don't know.

Go to bed chevan. Its nighttime now )o:

>>38881076
I second this. Let it be a happy movie that you liked as a child.

it's hard to give too much of a shit about jesus' mythology when you're literally him reincarnated

kind of like flipping through a disintegrating photo album of unsmiling hardasses who died before you were even born
>huh that's swell
>hmmm rough times
>gee whiz what a way to go

and no, don't be asking me shit about daddy spacegod
i'm on vacation

>>38881094
BLASPHEMY! Begone, vile one!

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>>38881013
>>Jesus is the Christ?
Is this one of those weird Catholic magic tricks, like how little bread crackers literally turn into Jesus when you guys eat it?

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Looks more like a Rico Suave.

She's getting down with that Latino

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT

Why does Obama let his daughter run around like a cheap whore and kiss random dudes?

Pathetic excuse of a man.

>be 6ft
>still feel short

Only time I feel tall is when I go to a Mexican store. I guess I'm "tall for a Mexican but short for Americans.

fucking manlets walking by me say WASSUP all big and loud like they feel threatened or something. really annoying. if you're passing by someone taller than you please don't do this.

This is unironically the worst.

When people look up to you when you talk to them makes me feel uncomfortable, like I'm some fucking giant or something.

I'm the tallest within my friend group, so every waits around till I make a decision, and I just standing there waiting like some tall lanklet.