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>>38487991
kick brothers ass, hit on my crush, go into radiology when you get to college, stop looking so mad all the time, say hi to people

I start jerking off in the dream since 9th grade me sure as hell isn't going to listen to or remember me. It's not like he could have done anything anyways. I wasn't cool or good looking enough to be a chad.

>>38487991
For a minute I thought 9th grade was elementary school. Anyway, um, I would tell myself what a pathetic excuse of a human being I was and that I'm right to want to kill myself because me five years from now cries himself to sleep and continues to be miserable. It's not just a bad part of your life, silly kid. It's your life, period. Kill yourself, I know you want to, you piece of shit trash. No one cares about and guess what, no one ever will.

That should work.

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>tfw no stacked sex-change gf

>>38289891
quite well played, anon, well played

>>38487962
>she has more than one (1) living family member

>>38487962
>>She is a women

Wanna know how to avoid all red flags? Just fuck them and leave them. Be a fucking man and stop thinking those fucking romantic comedies you watch or animes you watch are fucking reality.

>she likes to travel

Massive redflag

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>>38289399
This is a quality photoshop

the exit from the cave is death

>>38289365
how can i learn to love myself? please i need to know this

>>38289365
I've never felt the true love i deserved from my parents. My father abandoned me and my mothers love was a sick corrupted poison.

I'll never know what it feels like to have worth. I've alway felt like a thrown away piece of trash.

I'm happy when i'm dreaming, thats it.

the fuck is youknow
have a bump I guess

>>38289316
this is cancer

please gtfo

>>38289449
>cancer as an adjective

ok kid

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once upon a time
there was a young prince
who was swaddled in riches
and tutored in all the princely ways

when the king his father died
he expected to assume the throne
but it was all a great deception
enacted in pretense out of low shame

he was not a prince but rather a beggar's son
nor his father a king but rather a landfill scavenger
the riches were plastic
and the tutors were bums

so he stumbled out into the city
with his gaudy baubles and nonsense filled head
and the workmanlike rabble there took their turns in beating him
smashing his treasures with their simple tools
denouncing his fantasies with their common sense
and returned him and his refuse to the pile where he belonged

this story is not embarrassing
but it is embarrassing that i wrote it
knowing you well know it already
from a better teller before me

>>38289272
Just keep you fapping to once a day

No Fap is a meme

>>38289372
but that doesn't sound healthy at all famalam

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>>38289272
me too

but i have a wife

Most likely. The older guys always do the best in college.

>>38488012
This. Take it seriously. Kids frezh from highschool treat college as a place to chill. You're there to learn. Study, get good grades, possibly make connections, get your degree and get the fuck out.

Is this a miles post?

german digimon openings

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>>38289158
>german digimon openings
are you German I'm guessing

>>38289092
If they're geeks (nerd) they should at least have some money from their computer based career, but looks and dominance are an issue.

But if they're geeks (geek) they have no money and retain all the negative aspects of a geek (nerd)

>>38289181
Nobody cares about their money. Theyre autistic as hell