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Would you date a girl with alimp?
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Sure as long as it doesn't spread to my dick
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>>34405027
>would you date
Yes. Oregano.
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>>34405027
No. You have a limp? Hahaha, fuck off, you are used goods and DAMAGED GOODS.
Fuck off back to plebbit or just go cut yourself in your basement, you little cunt.
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My computer was fucking up my tv edition and I couldn't use it without remote that I lost
So I decided to swap it for the tv in the conservatory
Found remote in my welly yesterday
Already shot my old tv with a bb gun edition
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>>34404859
What happened to the old TV when you shot it
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>>34404941
Merely this anon. A small mark lad
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>>34405009
Surprisingly lucky, although it was just a BB gun
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How I loathe cheeky obstinance masquerading as sober reasoning. Yes you are calm, but your calm hides the playfulness which is your true motivation.
You child-like humanoids ought to be serious about your life and not succumb to frivolous fancies.
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>>34404848
ok l'm sorry! :(
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>tfw you can say the most ridiculous shit and people will think you're being serious because of your flat dry tone
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>>34404848
same haha :D
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Should I get a nose job /r9k/?
Am 18 now. But I got this type of nose since I was 13 i think.
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>>34404823
There are tons of normies who look exactly like you but who have gf's. Your problem lies elsewhere
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>>34404879
Oh I got female friends around me and ex's. It is more of a thing for myself. I am white but now days a nose like this makes you look Jewish.
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>>34404915
kek, get off this board normalshit
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How do I make myself look more feminine without hormones?
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>>34404801
impossible if you don't look somewhat feminine already
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>>34404801
Kill yourself.
orignalato
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Focus your autism'
s ocd on something other than sex.
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Will I get addicted to meth if I try it once so I can clean my apartment?
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>>34404778
>Will I get addicted to meth if I try it once so I can clean my apartment
Are you fucking retarded anon?
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>>34404778
>needs meth to clean apartment.
Don't go near that stuff anon. I know motivation can seem hard but I believe I you.
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nope... you'll be good to go. it's called "mommy's little helper" for a reason.
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>tell my girlfriend I love her
>don't
Who else /devilish/ here?
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>>34404777
What fucking hell
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>>34404777
Is love a meme?
I think I fell in love 2 weeks ago to a girl I know in high school. We often chat and sometimes hang out. But she's getting some distance lately, and now I don't feel anything again toward her.
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>>34404777
>Go to hold a door for someone
>the lid falls off
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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. I fell asleep when I came home before I could ever post in the last thread edition.
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i think you werent honest, you wanted to try and now that i found someone else you are a bit hurt
oh well
3some incoming
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>>34404837
Gtfo out dumb normie. Nobody cares that you can get a threesome with 2 other dumb normies. It's not an accomplishment. Go back to facebook with all the other indistinguishable normie scum.
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you are not and will never be female. you are a beta acneriddled manipulator and noone will ever love you or want your "girldick".
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why do people download anime? im curious? i have internet always, not travelling anywhere,
if i wanted to rewatch or recap a anime i would just go to my bookmarked site and look for it. so convince me to download animu robots
>inb4 /a/
>inb4 /b/
they are just a bunch of fags
ORGINALI COMMENTO
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>>34404727
Which site do you watch anime on friend?
I do the same people that download it usually say either quality or subtitles
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It's cause they live in a third world country with shit-tier internet
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>>34404739
i look it at
Animetv.to
oringal?
sorry i only lurk here
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>be me
>28
>bi, but 99% into men
>live in a country where people hate gays
>the main LGBT activist fled to Canada some time ago, cuz he couldn't tolerate the torrent of violence towards him
>I never had sex
>not into hookups, not into going to bars or nightlife in general
>don't have any gay friend, or friend that could set me up with a gay/bi men
>don't want to sign up for dating site, because I would have to show my face there
>it would break my privacy
>started kik-ing with strangers, sending dicc pics
>trying to experiment online to see if there is anything to hookup
>most men are autistic, like seriously autistic
>realize that hookups are definitely not for me
I need intimacy robobros. I want to hold a hand of another man, bury my head into his chest, and hug him so tight that he can never escape. I'm gonna die alone. Straight people can meet their partners in natural setting, through friends, colleagues on job, and so on. I work from home, all of my IRL friends are introverts who like sitting at home.
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>>34404674
>be me
>19
>bi, but only into feminine boys and traps
>have no irl friends
>i do martial arts and the people there are good people and stuff but don't really relate to them, been there for 3 years and never went out with anyone as friends
>only friend i have online happens to also be my 3rd grade cousin
>when we were little we played together all day doing all sort of things
>he is 2 years older than me, and when i was 8 years old his parents went to greece so they took him with them
>when i was 12 my parents came to italy and left me with my grandmother home in romania to finish my middle school there
>came to italy to start highschool here, knew only one word in italian so i never managed to make any friends
>learned italian all by my own an managed to talk and write pretty good after 2 years
>never went out with any class mates
>never had a gf even tho some girls showed interest in me i never felt anything for them and didn't want to get with them knowing that i would feel nothing for them
>going to uni now, still haven't talked to anyone and made no friends
i just want someone to hug anons :( i like being alone but i would trade it for a person to be affective with anytime, don't know for how much more i can handle it anons
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>>34405240
I'm 28 and I still wonder how I keep handling the lack of intimacy. We're in completely different bags though my friend. For the last seven years having friends kept me from going crazy probably.
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>>34404674
>>34405240
>bi, but 99% into men
>bi, but only into feminine boys and traps
There's a better word for this. It's called "homosexual"
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>tfw you don't mind dating down at all
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>>34404579
>tfw as a man you have to date down regardless of whether or not you like it
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>>34404579
I would probably date anyone who is hygienic and does not have major skin conditions.
Like literal 1's
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>>34404636
I am even ready to settle for 0.5's at this point
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I'm 23 yo neet living with single Mother. I have gone for job interviews and just graduated. She
-makes small demands like turning off/on the fan every few hours
-criticises every thing I do no matter what I do
-can never be wrong
-pushes me when angry
-calls me a coward if I leave the house to avoid an altercation
-tells me I've become a lying Monster
-bad mouths me behind my back to relatives/my Sister
-walks out of the room when I try to open a channel of communication and tell her why I feel the way I feel
-laments 24/7 about how she would be better off if she didn't have to pay my school fees/utilities 'you know I coulda bought 20 laptops with the money I spend on you'
-tries to ruin my relationships by suggesting I get better friends
-uses me as a scapegoat for everything, accepts no blame ever and tries to turn me and my Sister against each other
-rips my headphones out whenever she wants to talk to me
-gets mad if I sleep too early/too late
-gets mad if I don't do exactly what she wants
-says I'm ungrateful
-is a hypocrite who denies
I have a good relationship with almost everyone except my Mother. If I stay in the house or leave she hurts me either way and the same goes for most situations. She's stressed out from divorce and work so I can understand. What's the right way to deal with this with my current emotional resources?
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>>34404577
Get a job and move out
>emotional resources
No wonder your dad left
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>>34404610
I'm getting a job but movin out won't be an option for a few years. I mean I can hold my temper well with everyone except her and to avoid fights I take a step back because there's no way to communicate
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>>34404629
>but movin out won't be an option for a few years.
It doesnt take years to find a shitty apartment.
Im a black femanon and I have a question...
Why is it only black women get shat on for looking like men but not white women?if you took away the hair most whites women look very masculine and it only gets worse with age.
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>>34404498
You are cherrypicking
Even if it was true for some white girls, the ratio would be much higher for blacks girls
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>>34404583
But I'm looking at the most popular actresses who are seen as the most desirable and their features are very masculine. How is it cherry picking when 90% of Hollywood women look like this?
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>>34404498
because in comparison they look like a boy while you still look like a gorilla
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Since /R9K/ is into femdom, why don't you have a driven career woman GF who keeps you as a houseboy? Would you clean and cook if Valentina was your breadwinner?
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No, women still expect you to make more than them, meanwhile every woman is going to college and you're a poor uneducated wagecuck who cannot provide for the modern professional female.
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would have been totally game if not for this
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>>34404495
The male propensity for femdom is an expression of sexual opportunism. It doesn't extend into preference for lifestyle.
Men who live as you describe are likely to feel constrained and unfulfilled.
Look at Stefan Molyneux. He claims to be a stay at home father, but he makes vast outpourings of effort into running his FDR cult.
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>first day training girl at work shes wearing nothing special and isnt too done up
>next day she has a choker on wearing full black and is done up
what did she mean by this?
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>>34404460
She wants someones cock.
Probably not yours or mine.
Give her a few days to whore around, and she'll be back to normal clothes.
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>>34404480
This. Women think men care about clothing and makeup, she probably thinks it will help her getting someone's attention.
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>>34404533
>>34404480
How do you figure who though