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Do you guys go to the doctor?

I have a job that gives me free Healthcare and I want to go to a doctor because it's been years. Thing is done choose a male or female. I'm a guy and was going to choose a female one because I found one with good reviews that has my insurance. I don't want to look like a perv though because I have a question about my penis (phimosis).

So male or female doc?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:25:38 Post No.34164304
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Go for males if you can

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:26:50 Post No.34164323
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>>34164238

mommy makes me go to the doc. and ofcourse i went to get antidepressants. But i live in canadaland so i don't know what it is like for burgers.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:28:13 Post No.34164350
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:28:13 Post No.34164350 [Report]

Male doctors. Preferably a white one. Not too old.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:21:25 Post No. 34164221 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm diagnosed with aspergers wich is the equivalent to being diagnosed as a robot. Most people on r9k seem very aspy. Anyway it is said that it is a life long disability. But I have practically overcome it.
>be born aspergers
>don't fit in at school
>start running away from school
>mum sends me cahms
>diagnosed at 7
>school doesn't get much better but I find way to make weirdness work for me
>go to secondary school
>end up depressed
>attempt suicide
>get out in all kinds of places eventually end up in boarding school for people like me
>focus on self improvement and socialising

I am now a charismatic, healthy, chilled out version of myself. I can go into groups of peers and make a good impression. I don't get bullied and best of all, I can approach womem I don't know and start a conversation. I wanted to post this so other robots know if you work on self improvement and read about it you can get to a better place were your comfortable with socialising...

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:29:04 Post No.34164361
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>>34164221
Aspberger's syndrome has been a meme on this board for many years. It's all ways just been a meme. We aren't actually retarded. Saying you're retarded makes you a robot is like saying being bald and white with a wrinkly forehead makes you a robot because you're wojak.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:31:59 Post No.34164411
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>>34164361
Aspergers =/= retarded dumbass, it just means you aren't a filthy neurotypical (normalfag)

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:34:30 Post No.34164455
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>>34164361
>aspergers=retardation
hmmm

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:18:27 Post No. 34164160 [Report] [View this topic]

If you could change one thing about this board to fix it, what would it be?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:19:34 Post No.34164185
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>>34164160
Make it a blue board. Not being able to post porn would fix so many problems here.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:19:34 Post No.34164186
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:19:34 Post No.34164186 [Report]

I only found out you could do this less than a week ago. Should I go for the dive?

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:19:46 Post No.34164188
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:19:46 Post No.34164188 [Report]

Ban anime and porn.

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GIRLS HAVE SEX WITH THEIR OWN POOP 2017-01-15 05:14:00 Post No.34164086
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GIRLS HAVE SEX WITH THEIR OWN POOP Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:14:00 Post No. 34164086 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw girls literally take their turds out of the toilet and stick them up their vaginas.

HOW CAN WOMEN BE SO FUCKNG DISGUSTING YET BASH ROBOTS FOR BEING """WIERD"""?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:15:29 Post No.34164113
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>>34164086

I have a sister

I can confirm that women do this

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:15:41 Post No.34164115
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>>34164086
>girls literally take their turds out of the toilet and stick them up their vaginas
What did he mean by this?

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>>34164086
>>34164113
>>34164115
NEURONS: ACTIVATED
THINKING IN PROGRESS

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:08:38 Post No. 34163975 [Report] [View this topic]

Can someone tell me something I can do that'll get me out of the house for the day? My mom is driving me up the fucking wall, she just wants to argue and fight and I can't take it anymore. It's like spending the day with a lunatic. I have no friends or anyone to hang out with, I think it's a loser thing to just walk around the mall by myself. I could go to the library but I'm not really in the mood to read, honestly going anywhere by yourself seems really fucking sad but I'd risk it if it gets me out of the house.

But I honestly have no fucking idea where to go or what to do, should I just go sit at Starbucks by myself like a shmuck? Or go see a movie by myself? I don't know but I NEED to get away from her because she is getting on my ever lasting nerve. Also I was "helping" her change sheets on her bed and ACCIDENTALLY punched her in the chin so now she is bitching about that, and I'm telling you it was a total accident. But now I'll never hear the end of it because it's going to leave a bruise on her mouth/chin. Lord give me your ever-lasting patience because she is really driving me up the wall.

She needs to be fucking medicated.

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Norman Bates 2017-01-15 05:19:16 Post No.34164177
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>>34163975
Make amends, hug it out.
You done anything to annoy her recently?

If all else fails then kiss her Mommycunny, that always maeks it bettar :3

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:21:26 Post No.34164223
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>>34164177
Fuck you mommyfag, my mother is decrepit and old, she isn't attractive and frankly is mentally ill. I don't need to make amends for anything because I did nothing wrong, she's psychotic.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:26:57 Post No.34164329
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:26:57 Post No.34164329 [Report]

Where do you live? This makes a lot of difference in suggestions

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:05:18 Post No. 34163900 [Report] [View this topic]

>in boxing club for almost a decade
>could potentially beat up 90% of the people I see on the streer
>still cant look anyone in the eye
>so timid I apologize for shit that isnt even my fault

How do I get the beta out of me?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:07:28 Post No.34163954
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Do you feel punch drunk at all?

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:08:51 Post No.34163981
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>>34163954
No, I have trouble breathing through my nose though since it was broken so often

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:09:36 Post No.34163994
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:09:36 Post No.34163994 [Report]

Read about self-confidence, self-esteem and how to raise them

PS: fucking Google something, don't open thread with shit

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:01:16 Post No. 34163828 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>never have gf
>never have a job
>dropout of high school
>have no friends

>be my brother
>has gf
>has job
>graduated high school, is in university
>has a lot friends

why is life so unfair?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:04:08 Post No.34163880
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>>34163828
wew lad

Stop being jealous of your brother and fix your shit up.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:06:51 Post No.34163939
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>>34163880
Not op but same exact situation how the fuck do you fix that?

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:09:02 Post No.34163984
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>>34163939
>get a job
>save up
>go to university
>find other beta male friends
>robot waifus should be available by then

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evading online friends 2017-01-15 05:00:27 Post No.34163805
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evading online friends Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:00:27 Post No. 34163805 [Report] [View this topic]

how do you get out a commitment with an online friend. im not trying to cut them off. i just need a break.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:02:02 Post No.34163841
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:02:02 Post No.34163841 [Report]

Whatever you do just tell them directly, I had a friend who suddenly disappeared for no reason and even after almost a year that happened I still feel bad about it.

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>>34163841
just a break. not ending the friendship

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:06:06 Post No.34163917
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:06:06 Post No.34163917 [Report]

I say theres just periods where i get down and dont want to talk to anyone, not even my own family. They usually leave mr alone and understand. In reality i just wanna be left alone because i am doing fun things i like.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:00:26 Post No. 34163804 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw have sex with my gf every single day and some of you losers have gone your entire lives without even doing it once

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>>34163804
>tfw can't fuck fuck buddy more than 3x a week because of school and work

I need mondays off god damn it

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>tfw I care more about a loving relationship than I do about sex
>tfw I will still probably never find one

Anonymous 2017-01-15 06:27:33 Post No.34165457
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 06:27:33 Post No.34165457 [Report]

Eh, what's the problem with staying a kissless virgin for the rest of my life?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:57:09 Post No. 34163741 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck happened to /r9k/?.

Aight, I'm not one for sentimental bullshit or anything, But this page has seriously gone to shit, And this is coming from a fucking newfag...

Literally 99% of the threads are one of these

-Imouto threads

-Trap Thread, Ie Faggot thread, Just because he has tits dosent make it not gay.

-Copy/Paste threads of 13 year old try hards who saw something on a meme and want to repeat

-Ciara,agatha threads

-Dickrate (Once again, For fucking faggots).

F*cks sake /r9k/..... Get yo shit together.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:58:43 Post No.34163765
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:58:43 Post No.34163765 [Report]

It's ok you seem young but who fucking cares

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:00:23 Post No.34163801
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>>34163741
shut the fuck up newfag please fucking leave

Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:00:24 Post No.34163802
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 05:00:24 Post No.34163802 [Report]

I know a solution, kill yourself.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:50:02 Post No. 34163617 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you get over nihilism, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:50:59 Post No.34163633
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:50:59 Post No.34163633 [Report]

If you have nihilism you wouldn't care desu

Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:51:32 Post No.34163642
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:51:32 Post No.34163642 [Report]

I had my fifteenth birthday.

Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:51:36 Post No.34163644
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:51:36 Post No.34163644 [Report]

>>34163617
By taking off the fedora and the trenchcoat.

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:49:01 Post No. 34163593 [Report] [View this topic]

evening reddit ;)

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:51:44 Post No.34163646
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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:51:44 Post No.34163646 [Report]

shad ap (you) :DDD

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Anonymous 2017-01-15 04:55:21 Post No.34163710 [Report]

fuk u/lordtuts amirite????????????

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o no have i been shadowbaned?
wamwoozled again

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