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would you date this person ?
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>>38347984
i don't date mentally ill men sorry
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I'm desperate and I wouldn't.
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>>38347984
Dude,thats not a woma, thats a full grown slavic male.

>mother walks in
>anon your room and the entire staircase smell like garbage cigarettes again, this is a non smokers house
>deathgrips meme mashups blasting on speakers
>beer cans and cum rags everywhere
>fuck off mom, im alredy 20
>i will have a word with your father about this
>yeah sure mom suck dick
>runs out
>hear her crying downstairs

i have become the embodiment of my generations failure, i do not wish to continue on existing like this.
the everlasting discontent has driving me into madness.
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Say you're sorry and acknowledge that it's not your fucking house
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>>38347975
Don't make your father take his belt off, anon
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>>38347975
>i will have a word with your father about this
If you continue your behaivour you'll probably end up on the street.

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Would you let a chubster peg you?
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>>38347973
I wouldn't let anyone peg me you fucking faggot
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Why the fuck would she get titty implants if she's fat? That's far worse than just getting implants in general which is already fucking bad
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>>38347973
no but I let this freaky black chick from Haiti finger my asshole. It was actually really fun and I got really turned on when she sucked her finger after.

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I just saw a man with blue hair on the subway. What do?
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>>38347932
stick your pee pee up his boipucci
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>what do?
what you do is stop blogposting
thanks
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>>38347932
If you want to do something, unironically compliment him on his hair.

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>tfw i am white

why aren't asians throwing their pussy at me?
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Because you're unattractive and don't have anything worthwhile to offer them.
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>>38347941
but i am white? should be enough
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>>38347914
I'm white and that girl looks like my girlfriend.

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I can't come up with a username. Please help me out.
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strawberrycream
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Thirsty69
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Isn't singing in joining?

Why is 4chan so unique? With the exception of maybe 8ch, there really is no other site like this on the entire internet. You can't find guys on the internet anywhere else like you'd find them on here or 8ch. Why are the posters here so specific in the way they express their thoughts?
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>>38347828
Unless you're a tripfag or you post something illegal in your country that would alert authorities, no one would really know your identity here
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>>38347828
get out regularfaggot
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>>38347928

Yeah, but the content anons post on here and 8ch is just so organic and unique to these sites. Every other site is cookie cutter crap, mostly leftist.

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Why don't you go and live in a monastery?
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l want to have sex.
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I don't believe in god, and that would be an inauthentic way to live.
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Life is too short to live cooped up in an old building with sexless pedophiles.

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WHY DO I ALWAYS SOUND DUMB AS FUCK WHEN I TALK?

I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED DOPE WHEN I PRONOUNCE SHIT.

WHENEVER I TRY TO SAY SOMETHING I STUMBLE OVER MY WORDS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD I'M SICK OF IT

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM? HOW DO I FIX IT WITHOUT KILLING MYSELF?
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YOU BITCHES BETTER RESPOND TO MY FUCKING THREAD OR I'LL AN HERO THIS FUCKING SITE
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talk like a cowboy
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Talk slower and try sound out words in your head when you talk

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>he plays as a girl in RPG games
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It's the only way to play desu.
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>every LGBT faggot ever

the mental illness is so real
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>he stares at a man's ass for hours while playing video games

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Has anyone here tried making money by sucking dick? What's it like and how do you suck dick?
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>>38347842
because I don't talk about sexual things with my family. You should seek some serious help
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>>38347738
>no replies
bump, I need to know
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>>38348872
You still here op? Do you wanna talk?

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Femanons, how it feels to know that no matter what you'll achieve in the life, you'll ever be the only person from your family who do the dishes, wash and iron the clothes, clean the house and take it in the ass.
No matter if you marry a turbo chad or a sperg, you cant change this. After you're done with your 9-5 shitty job, you return home, prepare some food, clean the WC, suck a cock faking it that you enjoy it and then you're free to do whatever you enjoy... he... he.
After you spawn a child or two, the thing became even worse.
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>>38347735
>Femanons, how it feels to know
>Femanons
Lol
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Why the fuck would I marry someone that didn't take equal responsibility for the housework. In this modern setting it is easy to find.

>Also, I will fucking do all that shit and more if a man can support a family on a single income. I will be the best subservient housewife ever.
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>>38347839

>subservient

No. It's being complimentary, not servitude.

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>get some job
>get some apartment
>save money
>be responsible with your money
>get some normie hobby like reading books and going on vacation to hike
>get some normal wife
What's so hard you guys?
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All of that shit sounds boring
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>>38348336
This. Honestly >tfw no gf is a salvation.
I would hate to have normie life like you described.
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>>38347729
>get some job
>get some apartment
>save money
>be responsible with your money
>get some normie hobby like reading books and going on vacation to hike
You see I did all that
ALL THAT
HOWEVER
>get some normal wife
This is proving to be difficult
There are no normal women
And there are few women worth marrying

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Which mass murderer/spree killer/serial killer would you like me to write a short biography of and put on youtube?
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>>38347703
Richard chase
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>>38347710
Good choice. I'll be tallying up the responses.
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Marc Lepine, the Polytechnique shooter

A customer gave me a cigar from Cuba. He said he was going for 2 weeks and said he'd bring me one. I didn't think he'd actually do it.

Now I might sound paranoid, but is there a chance it could be laced with something? It doesn't have a plastic covering but it has the brand around it. Should I not smoke it if it doesn't have a plastic covering? Will post pic in second post.
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>>38347623
You're paranoid. He went out of his way to bring it back for you. It would be literally rude not to smoke it
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>>38347623
What's so special about cigars from Cuba though?
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>>38347688
You're probably right

What do you think? Looks good?

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