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How do I get a girlfriend? What do I have to do
My stats
>just turned 30
>make 40k a year
>own a car
>have my own place
>no debt
>7/10 lookwise if being honest
>shy
>no friends
>good fashion sense from /fa/ and fashion Redit
>acquaintances say I'm kind of funny
I'm just looking for a pretty girl who has curly dark hair, lowish IQ, good hearted, and is younger than 24. How do I accomplish this?
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>>37996727
>>shy
>>no friends
Red flags that you will become a clingy little bitch.
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>>37996727
Blood magic.
Most women younger then 23 currently succ dick in the dorms for babies. The only women who aren't are introverted neets with poor habits.
How do I know? I am one.
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>>37996727
Pretty high standards dude. Tbh you have the bare minimum to seriously date and dating is 80% emotional after clearing her check list.
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>ywn smoke with her
>ywn help her gain weight
>ywn spend the entire day cuddling and watching anime
>ywn tie her up and lovingly rape her
>ywn fall asleep hugging her thighs
>ywn read to her as you both doze off
;_;
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>>37996680
these threads are posted by the woman in the photo everyday
in a few posts there will be a reply chain (by her) mentioning her first name then followed by a link to her instagram to siphon attention from the r9k userbase
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>>37996710
Every single thread about women is like that on here, anon
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The more anorexic she becomes, the bigger her tits. Why don't chestlets just stop eating? They'll get d cups.
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>work as cashier at gas station
>old schoolmate Chad that never spoke with me comes in
>his Stacy girlfriend is with him wearnig picrelated
>am a bit greasy but haven't changed much since school
>buys some snack and pays for the fuel
>talks to me all formally
He didn't even remember me...
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Why did you want him to remember you?
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>>37996926
OP had a crush on Chad, obviously. That is why he was so jealous of Stacy.
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He did remember you he just didn't want to talk to you like you know each other.
As a front of house employee your job is to be a submissive robot.
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should women be locked up for their crimes against huMANity?
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back to
>>>/lgbt/
please
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>>37996679
this thread has nothing to do with lgbt
Please answer the question
>should women be locked up for their crimes against huMANity?
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>>37996690
you forgot the subject?
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Lose weight or get impaled by your computer chair! You've been warned.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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>>37996594
quick rundown on this?
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Just buy a better computer chair.
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In this thread we discuss Poppy and post pictures of Poppy who is the official /r9k/ 3d waifu
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that's a tribute she prob doesn't want
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Please kill yourself in a highly original manner.
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>>37996583
Moriah loves her fans even if they are lonely virgins
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ITT: You love you lose, average girl with great personality addition
https://youtu.be/vn6heiOkloE
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>>37996563
ugh. nothing is less attractive then a girl without a girly tone
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>>37996592
>wanting a stacy cunt
>not wanting a girl who get's excited about something as mundane and unfeminine as taxidermy
Wew
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>>37996563
guess i lost already
cute girl
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Is this how rich, decadent normies really live like?
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you prob watch this thinking you want to be one of them, and it's so cringe
you are pure imitation.
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>>37996519
>smoking crack, dealing with FBI, going psychotic, having an office full of prostitutes fucking everywhere
what do you think OP, is this how rich normies really live?
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>>37996564
I don't know nigga
This is why i'm asking
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Comfy r9k minecraft server
Join and play minecraft with r9k!
IP: r9kserver.ddns.net
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>>37996475
ok maybe ill joni later
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>>37996475
how many of you are playing right now?
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>>37996475
this isn't the stupid retarded one where Whirlfire got banned from right
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When a trap goes swimming does her boipussy fill up with water then does the water flood out when she gets out of the pool?
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>>37996429
No, generally that doesn't happen.
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>>37996429
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMALL ASS DICK HANGING FROM HER DRESS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
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>>37996454
that's the hand on the counter, you idiot.
it's a thumb.
new idea. list the types from most hot to least. separate for each gender. go
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http://www.afifthofnothing.com/gendertest.html
Post type and results, it's research time.
>INFJ male
>-10
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INTJ male rating female types (1. is the most attractive)
1.INTP
2.ENFP
3.ENTP
4.ENFJ
5.INTJ
6.INFP
7.INFJ
8.ISTP
9.ESTP
10.ISFP
cbf doing the rest
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>>37996420
I guess this will take a while, but I'm bored enough.
>INFJ RCOAI 5w4 sp/sxthis poster >>37996600
>bisexual (so I guess I gotta list both, huh)
I'll go with whatever types of people I'd be most likely to pursue. How hot they are is pretty vague, especially when you're trying to draw a correlation between physical attractiveness and a personality measurement.
Male:
>ENTP
>ESTP
>ENFP
>ISTP
>INFP
>INFJ
>INTJ
>ISFP
>INTP
>ENTJ
>ENFJ
>ESFJ
>ISFJ
>ISTJ
>ESFP
>ESFJ
Female:
>ENFP
>INFP
>ENTP
>ISTP
>INFJ
>INTJ
>ESFP
>ISFP
>ESTP
>INTP
>ISTJ
>ENFJ
>ESFJ
>ENTJ
>ISFJ
>ESTJ
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Oh, look anon, a shooting star!
MAKE A WISH!
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I wish for the resources to help NEET kids stay NEET.
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>>37996318
"i wish i was dead so i dont have to make one"
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I wish I was sole survivor of extinction event that killed all humanity except of me
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>be me, 13
>met a girl on omegle
>start talking on kik
>solid 7.5/10
>she cuts herself
>suicidal but nice to talk to
>says she loves me
>she asks if i want to sext
>betafag.jpg
>watdo.mp3
>say that i have to go but that we will sext
>didn't text her for 2 weeks
>message her
>she tried to kill herself
>slit her wrist
>somehow survived
>says that she had a memory lost
>her friend read our texts
>i try to start talking to her again
>doesn't seem interested
>mfw she faked amnesia to get rid of me
>mfw she wanted to send me nudes but i pussied out
>mfw she got a boyfriend and fucked him at 14
>mfw forever beta solofag
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If a woman ever makes advances on you never refuse them, this goes doubly for wives and gfs. In their stupid female minds it means you don't like them so they try and find someone else that does like them.
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>13
Holy shit these seems horribly familiar. What's her name?mods please don't ban him yet i need to know
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>>37996352
Britney
>being an escort is just another job
>being a literal whore is just another job
how do you cope with the fact that this is the average mentality in the west?
It makes me fucking furious. how women literally sell themselves for sex then blame men for objectifying them. fucking whores ruin it for every one.
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>>37996289
>sex has no value anymore
>sex has no value anymore
one more time
>sex has no value anymore
>and it doesn't matter
it's another basic pleasure, a resource. It isn't some holy object you get by venturing to the top of a mountain, it's just another material pleasure in this world. Just like drinking, cigarettes, sports cars. Get over it and hire some girl to suck your dick
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>>37996289
Prostitution should be legal. If it were women would have to actually have some kind of value other than their vagina.
They might actually have to develop skills and personality
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>>37996405
If this is true why do people make a big deal out of cheating?
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When a girl goes swimming do her nipples fill up with water then does the water flood out when she gets out of the pool?
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>>37996241
Disgusting titcow desu.
>pubic hair
TOO OLD GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT
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>>37996241
To answer your question, no.
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>>37996241
What the fuck, how could you even think that would happen