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Porn has seriously messed up my standards for the average woman 2017-05-27 08:31:05 Post No.37310591
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Porn has seriously messed up my standards for the average woman
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I've been looking at gigantic silicone titty porn since I was 14 and it's has seriously messed up my attraction to the average woman and has warped my standards. When I do have sex with a woman (which is rare),I could never get a full hard on since most average to below average looking women have tiny breasts. I've tried to go cold turkey on porn for weeks, and I still didnt find breasts that are not surgically enhanced attractive enough to get a full hard on..
I'm not impressed by the average womans body either , although I'm average myself. And I'm not going to force women who I date to get breast implants. I think porn has permanently rewired by brain. I could never go back to being attracted to the average woman, after watching these genetic freaks and enhanced women for years. Maybe I'll have to wait for Cyborgs with unrealistic proportions to find sexual fulfillment outside of watching porn.
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>>37310591
>still watching 3DPD porn
dumb normie
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>>37310591
Take Viagra pills
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>>37310591
Your porn addicted screwed you over so bad that you can no longer enjoy your life properly. Won't be getting a normal waifu anytime soon, and the plastic one you might have a chance of getting will leave you. You probably won't have any children either. You single handedly destroyed your own legacy because of porn. amazing.
Dumb/Embarrasing things you've done while drunk thread.
>Be bazhoozled
>Crash at bro's place on couch
>Wake up at 11 am, bro still sleeping
>Biggest piss of life on the way
>The 5 meters to the bathroom is just too much
>Get on my knees next to couch
>Form a ''cup'' in my pants on the floor
>Piss in pants
>Wake up next day mind blown
>Pretty awkward asking bro if I can borrow some pants
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The two most embarrassing things I've done while drunk are:
>Groped and tried to finger this girl that had passes out on my bed
She resisted so it was kind of rape, but she didn't really tell anyone
>Tried to choke this really pretty but annoying girl i had just met
She ended up liking it
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>>37310393
Started ranting about how I don't believe in human rights and that women shouldn't have the right to vote
Guys didn't mind it actually, having them over again tonight
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>it's an "OP steals a topic from Kiwi Farms" episode
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Daily reminder to wait to activate your bananas until they have brown ripe spots.
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How do you activate something that can't germinate?
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Have you activated your turtles today /r9k/?
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Why do people like ripe bananas? Are they insecure or something? Tiny taste buds? An expired old banana is just as good as a ripe one. Never judge a banana on how ripe it is.
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Does bullying stop when you're an adult?
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>>37310359
Bullying can continue well into adulthood, it's a universal act as is. Can happen whenever to whomever.
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Nope, it just becomes more sophisticated.
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>>37310401
this
paopojoabdOUBdofbOB
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>18
>femb0t
>fed up of having no friends
>super autistically socially awkward
>offputting because of that
if anyone wants to be my friend please add me on discord; hazel#7989
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>>37309972
god damnit I thought you guys were done making these threads
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>>37309998
wut? also almost nice digits
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>>37309972
I would
If you were a guy
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Well just turned 20. Oldfags, does it get any better?
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>>37309815
Only 10 more years until wizard powers, that is, if you're still a virgin.
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Only if you decide to grab life by the balls and but forth an honest effort to imporove yourself. If you choose to just sit around and stagnate it will only get worse.
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>>37309946
Yeah I'm still a khv
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If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you want to be?
>pic related
Me
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>>37309591
I thought you fags only liked winter and hiding inside
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>>37310024
I love outdoors and summer but I hate people more.
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On a boat in the middle of the ocean with no normalfags within a 100 mile radius
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>tfw internet friends from warcraft 3 kicked me out for stalking my oneitis
the hell, i thought they would understand, i thought they were not the normies
pic related a failed attempt at photographing her appartment from behind some bushes from half an hour ago
where my stalker robros at?
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fucking bump, are there seriously no good men left here? is it all normies now?
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>>37309293
If you really cared about that person you wouldn't be posting pictures like that on the internet, nor would you be talking about what you do. Ideally you would want nobody to know what you are doing. If people know about it, they can come between you and the object of your love and prevent destiny from being fulfilled.
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>>37309887
this picture is crap and even if it wasnt the chance of someone recognizing me and her is irrelevant
she rejected me years ago, last time we met face to face was almost four years ago, my destiny is to be alone, i am here looking for others that share the same fate
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Hello there *sip* wagie, I see *siiip* you have *siiiiiiiiip* caught me before my *siiiiiiip* *gulp* me more NEETbux!
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>>37309247
God bless you based coffee poster, you leave /r9k/'s resident wagies seething.
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>>37309247
You sucking on a cup of dicks, you neety weety
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>>37310043
What's wrong wagie, did your boss make you work quadruple overtime w/out extra pay this weekend - again?
That time your parent had a enough of your neet shit - Shar
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That time your parent had a enough of your neet shit - Shar
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>So be a total loser
>Don't finish Engineering degree
>Can't find a job
>Be a 29 year old virgin
>Locked in my room all year
>Balding
>Become a mental wreck by the age of 20
>See how all the people i went to school with surpass me - some have become CEO's
>Mom comes knocking on my door with a broom crying her heart out
>Wanting me to leave
>I look back at her and feel so sorry she had to have given birth to someone like me
>Mom sacrificed so much for me to become so little....
>Life sucks....S/O to the ones that came out of the NEET life...I SALUTE YOU!
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That time your parent had a enough of your neet shit - Shar
2017-05-27 07:31:22
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>Rply please
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>>37309288
Can't you just retake your degree?
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>>37309210
This might be me in some years i'm 4 semesters into engineering and also a virgin with no confidence in my work. 20 btw.
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>Going on a trip
>Forgot to pack the toilet paper
>Now I have to spend my trip using the hotel's inferior toilet paper
Son of a fucking bitch. Anyone else had this happen?
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>using toilet paper at any time
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>>37309166
Gross, and hahaha take that shitty paper up the ass op
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>tfw my parents only use 1 ply toilet paper and won't allow any other toilet paper in the house
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>tfw phimosis stretching exercises aren't fuckign working
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
i dont want a circumcision bros
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>>37308727
Well anon, you now have a choice:
Do you support the circumcision Jews? Or do you use extra lube and support the lube Jews?
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>>37308773
i can't even roll the foreskin back while flaccid, lube won't change anything
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Just keep trying, it took me a year or maybe a bit more to mostly fix it. It was a crazy feeling seeing my actual dick flesh for the first time in my 20s. I still can't keep the skin back with a boner, but flaccid only takes a bit of force to get it all the way. Good luck anon.
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>don't enjoy 4chan
>don't enjoy vidya
>don't enjoy watching anime
>don't enjoy wagecucking
>don't enjoy staying home being a neet
>don't enjoy life
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>>37308713
What would make your life happy OP?
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>>37308713
Me too, I'm desperate to find anything I enjoy doing...
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>>37308713
>don't enjoy 4chan
then leave
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My love life is a joke 2017-05-27 06:55:37 Post No.37308688
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>Be me yesterday
>Having a birthdayparty of a friend
>He invited me and 4 girls of our class
>One of which i have a crush on
>When we all meet at same point i can hear a voice in my head
>Today or tomorrow i will confes my love
>Party starts
>Out of nothing i start to drink like a fucking beast
>2 other girls were fucking shit faced
>while my friend, my crush and the other girl were sober as fuck
>Sober girl leaves the party
>The others and me are staying the night
>The 2 girls who are shit faced dont sleep at all
>I am almost asleep and out of no where
>I have fucking whipped cream on my face
>In a confused rage
>Hear the sweet voice of crush
>STOP IT GUYS LET ANON SLEEP
>Stand up
>Heart beat pumps
>I say thanks but wanted to say more but leave it for now
>Clean my self go back to sleep
>Today
>Wake up
>Again hear the sweet voice of crush
>Goodmorning anon!
>2 shit faced girls still shit faced
>They didnt sleep all night and keep pissing me off
> Crush looks at me and knows what i am thinking
>''Fucking bitches''
>The day goes on and we leave
>Me and my crush and those shitfaced girls
>At the bustation
>The only thought through my head was commiting love
>She walks to her bus
>The only thing i sad was a soft bye
>In a rage and sadnes storm
>Message my friends i coundt do it
>Get home thinking about messaging her
>Messaging her talking about the party
Gonna confes my love.
>Send Message
>Btw i wanted to say this at the bus station, but i was nervous sry i have to say it this way. I really like and have feelings for you, i hope that this doenst ruin our friendship.
>Wait 15 minutes
>She messages back
>FML
>In a huge stress i open it
>I already thought you liked mee Anon (thanks to an other friend)
>I really think youre a suoer nice guy ut nothing more, i rly like you as a friend.
>Broken.jpg
>Keep messaging to show that i would love stay friends and to make it less akward
anyone have advice how to handle this?
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TLDR
>OP goes to party
>Gets drunk
>Walks QT to bus station next day
>Texts her
>Gets friendzoned
Unlucky OP
Keep trying or just resent women forever and become gay or something
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ouchies
well, in this situation you have to think about if you have a chance to change her mind over messages. You dont. You need to keep on doing as you are and act cool.
After however when you meet her in person more, this is when you need to try and turn that friendship into a relationship thingy.
:)
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Nothing good can ever come from "confessing your love".
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>tfw no husky to Iove
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>>37308579
As in a dog? Do you live in a location in which you can't own one?
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>>37308579
i've got something husky for you to love!!!
*unzips pants and removes fat 4 inch schlong*
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>>37308595
>parents won't get me a husky