>tfw my parents are fighting downstairs again arguing on why I'm such a failure in life and whether they should kick me out of the house or not
>when you dream about that girl you haven't even spoken to in years
I've been looking at gigantic silicone titty porn since I was 14 and it's has seriously messed up my attraction to the average woman and has warped my standards. When I do have sex with a woman (which is rare),I could never get a full hard on since most average to below average looking women have tiny breasts. I've tried to go cold turkey on porn for weeks, and I still didnt find breasts that are not surgically enhanced attractive enough to get a full hard on..
I'm not impressed by the average womans body either , although I'm average myself. And I'm not going to force women who I date to get breast implants. I think porn has permanently rewired by brain. I could never go back to being attracted to the average woman, after watching these genetic freaks and enhanced women for years. Maybe I'll have to wait for Cyborgs with unrealistic proportions to find sexual fulfillment outside of watching porn.
Your porn addicted screwed you over so bad that you can no longer enjoy your life properly. Won't be getting a normal waifu anytime soon, and the plastic one you might have a chance of getting will leave you. You probably won't have any children either. You single handedly destroyed your own legacy because of porn. amazing.
Dumb/Embarrasing things you've done while drunk thread.
>Crash at bro's place on couch
>Wake up at 11 am, bro still sleeping
>Biggest piss of life on the way
>The 5 meters to the bathroom is just too much
>Get on my knees next to couch
>Form a ''cup'' in my pants on the floor
>Piss in pants
>Wake up next day mind blown
>Pretty awkward asking bro if I can borrow some pants
The two most embarrassing things I've done while drunk are:
>Groped and tried to finger this girl that had passes out on my bed
She resisted so it was kind of rape, but she didn't really tell anyone
>Tried to choke this really pretty but annoying girl i had just met
She ended up liking it
Daily reminder to wait to activate your bananas until they have brown ripe spots.
Does bullying stop when you're an adult?
Bullying can continue well into adulthood, it's a universal act as is. Can happen whenever to whomever.
>fed up of having no friends
>super autistically socially awkward
>offputting because of that
if anyone wants to be my friend please add me on discord; hazel#7989
Well just turned 20. Oldfags, does it get any better?
Only 10 more years until wizard powers, that is, if you're still a virgin.
If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you want to be?
On a boat in the middle of the ocean with no normalfags within a 100 mile radius
>tfw internet friends from warcraft 3 kicked me out for stalking my oneitis
the hell, i thought they would understand, i thought they were not the normies
pic related a failed attempt at photographing her appartment from behind some bushes from half an hour ago
where my stalker robros at?
If you really cared about that person you wouldn't be posting pictures like that on the internet, nor would you be talking about what you do. Ideally you would want nobody to know what you are doing. If people know about it, they can come between you and the object of your love and prevent destiny from being fulfilled.
this picture is crap and even if it wasnt the chance of someone recognizing me and her is irrelevant
she rejected me years ago, last time we met face to face was almost four years ago, my destiny is to be alone, i am here looking for others that share the same fate
Hello there *sip* wagie, I see *siiip* you have *siiiiiiiiip* caught me before my *siiiiiiip* *gulp* me more NEETbux!
What's wrong wagie, did your boss make you work quadruple overtime w/out extra pay this weekend - again?
>So be a total loser
>Don't finish Engineering degree
>Can't find a job
>Be a 29 year old virgin
>Locked in my room all year
>Become a mental wreck by the age of 20
>See how all the people i went to school with surpass me - some have become CEO's
>Mom comes knocking on my door with a broom crying her heart out
>Wanting me to leave
>I look back at her and feel so sorry she had to have given birth to someone like me
>Mom sacrificed so much for me to become so little....
>Life sucks....S/O to the ones that came out of the NEET life...I SALUTE YOU!
>Going on a trip
>Forgot to pack the toilet paper
>Now I have to spend my trip using the hotel's inferior toilet paper
Son of a fucking bitch. Anyone else had this happen?
>tfw phimosis stretching exercises aren't fuckign working
i dont want a circumcision bros
Just keep trying, it took me a year or maybe a bit more to mostly fix it. It was a crazy feeling seeing my actual dick flesh for the first time in my 20s. I still can't keep the skin back with a boner, but flaccid only takes a bit of force to get it all the way. Good luck anon.
>don't enjoy 4chan
>don't enjoy vidya
>don't enjoy watching anime
>don't enjoy wagecucking
>don't enjoy staying home being a neet
>don't enjoy life