Is Barron Trump /ourguy/?
>social awkward autist
>likes to draw anime tiddies
He obviously have a NTR fetish
My professor wants us to write a short story about a person we've fallen in love with before.
Should I write about my waifu?
>24 years old
>want to finally start driving
>not sure whether to get my permit or my license
>not going to be able to drive anything anyway regardless
How do you get your permit before your license? It's one after another.
I got my license shortly after turning 22. Just didn't give a fuck before then. I have a friend who is 24 and doesn't even want to learn to drive, kek.
I did it Robots. I got a job.
Part time, Facility janitorial staff. I'm so fucking happy I hardly know how to make a joke about this. To imagine that only a few weeks prior I was just another NEET complaining about the state of the job market and how difficult it is to land a decent position.
I suppose what I'm trying to make it out is; if some faggot like me can pass an interview, I'm wondering why NEETS exist to begin with.
>"Congratulations on the new job, champ. You won't believe how over the moon me and your mother are about this. As a matter of fact, I thought about treating us to a nice dinner at our usual spot tonight. Your mother and I are pretty proud about this occasion after all. I'm glad you finally found out the power of a firm handshake."
Isn't mouthwash just boneless toothpaste?
>just be confident, robot
Tonight I'm out.
This life isn't worth living, it hasn't been for a while. No one is going to come, no one is listening, no one can save me but myself and I don't have the will nor the strenght.
Tonight I kill myself. I bought some pills and an oven bag, I'll take them in a few minutes and will be soon gone. My mother will regret me, maybe my childhood friend will too, I don't care, I'll be dead by then. They might find some embarassing shit while going through my belongings. I don't care, I'll be dead by then. They might think I'm week minded and had no real reason to kill myself, I don't care, I'll be dead by then.
If you too live in a constant state of suffering, do yourself a favor and don't wait as long as I did hoping for some miracle to happen and take action. Misaki-chan isn't real, she isn't comming for you to fix your life, nobody is comming, nobody even cares. Either take yourself off this world or do what's necessary to get better. I chose the first option because I was too pathetic to succeed in the second.
Tonight I'm out of this life, 4chan was my main source of social interraction for the last 7 years, I'm paying you a finale homage. No one cares I know, but I felt like writing something for old time's sake.
Taking pills now, I won't go back to this thread. Peace.
Kill yourself only to find out reincarnation is real.God plays a prank on you and gives you similar circumstances so you end up a depressed faggot once again.
Learn to enjoy your suffering.I haven't been capable of great sadness after something bad happened to my brained and probably lowered my IQ substantially.
Just know that you will regret it 100%.
"Eww that beta guy is so creepy. Hold me Tyrone." *Tyrone kills her a week later*
Welcome to the 2017 American dating scene
>tfw you stick your finger up your buttcrack and then your finger smells like shit
The moment you barely insinuate that HP its not good literature/has some faults they get mad as hell. Try it bots. Its amazing.
why are so many anime posting gaybois on 4chan druggies?
I just want a qt but almost everyone have met have been hooked on prescription drugs or something
ITT: we pretend we're all girls
But I'm not a girl this is the internet
Dae really like Darksouls? I wish it wasn't so dead on ps3
Why do normies like to watch the NFL ?
>trying to enjoy my life, what's left of it
>OOGA BOOGA PUT BENIS IN VAGINA
>ONGO BONGO GET WOMAN
Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN?
Please, just shut the fuck up.
Fucking primitive insticts.
My mind tries to tell me things through dreams and it's gotten to the point were it's not even using symbolism or being subtle.
>hur dur stop being a child and go talk to her
>you r weak bc u don't even have the balls to talk to her
>you'll regret not interacting with her, she was wife material.
Like I get it , you don't have to send me messages everytime I fall asleep
>tfw all my dreams are my brain reminding me what I'm missing
I mean it's not the night terrors but it still leaves me bed bound for the first hour or so after waking up
So why was it that you dont have a gf, yet?