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>dreamed I was at the all you can eat buffet again
>woke up before I got to eat AGAIN
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>dreamed about her again like every night for the past month
>she doesnt love me in any of my dreams
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>have that dream where you meet someone and seemingly spend months together just to wake up and realize it was a dream
WHY
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>>35416810
that person exists somewhere in the world and experienced that dream too.
>mummy made cake again for the 4th time this week
i never buy sweets or chips from grocery cuz i have no self control but if its in the house i cant control my self.
any other fat anons in here
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>>35416332
I'm not fat on the outside (borderline skelly, 5'10 and 132 lbs) but I have no self control around food at all. Just tonight I binged on about 7,000-8,000 calories. I purposely undereat most of the time to make up for the episodes, but that just leads to another binge. It feels really fucking bad man.
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I'm running low on NEETbux so I'm going to start my diet up again
I can't afford to eat a lot of food right now, particularly unhealthy food
in two weeks, when my NEETbux are refreshed, I'll be used to it and on my way to slenderville
see you anons on the other side
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>>35416332
I'm this way too. I don't buy any sweets and throw any that are given to me right in the garbage.
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>tfw no big gf who lets her gut hang out
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>>35416303
>tfw you cunts are still posting this shit and haven't died due to complications arising from diabetes
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>>35416334
why would I have diabetus?
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Torn clothes from weight gain is super fuckibg hot.
Someone help me with these bags under my eyes; I look like a fucking drug addict.
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How about I put my bag under you chin?
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>>35416245
No, you look like a 12 year old.
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Concealer, pressed powder, boom. No more bags!
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My 11-yo sister just got one of these, should I be worried?
What does she mean by it?
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She's a whore.
She's also already poisoned by tumblr.
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She goes all the way if you snap it.
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>>35416358
What does the finger cuff mean
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Well, i finally found a grill who likes me for who i am
I don't know why, but i have just 'been myself' to this girl, my awkward, BORING AS FUCK self, and she's still into me. Over the past year and a half, i tindered. Every girl i met through tinder dipped after the first date and never spoke to me again. This time, i didn't change anything or improve myself at all.. I've been the same person towards her as i've been to every other chick, but she's still keen for some reason.
So, i FINALLY met a girl who really likes me for just 'being myself', but idk what to do because i prefer to be alone these days after being beaten into the ground by all that rejection. I want to like her, i kinda do, but it's too stressful. I used to love that butterfly feeling i'd get when talking to a cute girl, but now i'm disgusted by any trace of it in my stomach.
Tinder ruined me. It was the wrong way to go. I met this girl irl like a normal person and now it's too late. I'm too broken to start a relationship.
Wat do?
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She's a hottie. You should try to make it work for long enough to get some pussy.
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>>35416252
My dick shrivels up when i'm with a girl though because i'm always nervous. I can fap to her fb pictures but when she's present i might as well be a eunuch because it doesn't work.
Tinder and porn ruined me.
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Just roll with it you pussy
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if i get g/f do i have to stop sleeping with anime girl pillow?
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Depends. Im currently courting as of a few days ago a qt azn girl from work. I creeped her online and found her tumblr and she desperately wants a daki of keiji from eva. I look like him. She is now mine and from stalking i know i dont have to hide much. Def wont let her see my collection of pictures of dead car accident women atleast. But who knows, shes an odd one
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my gf doesnt think much of it
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>>35416720
>my gf
fugg off
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>10 bad bitches in a mansion
>Wrist on Milly Rock them diamonds on me dancin'
>When you workin' hard then your money start expandin'
>I got model bitches wanna lick me like some candy
>And them drugs come in handy
>Last name Savage bitch, but no I'm not Randy
>Hit her with no condom, had to make her eat a plan B
>And I'm sippin' on that Codeine, not Brandy
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uh, im just stuntin on my ex
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>>35416875
Ha hahaha
I'm just stuntin on my x bitch
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>keep having dreams of having a gf
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>keep having dreams about not having a gf
It ain't all it's cracked up to be pal.
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>keep having dreams about ex gf
>finally give in and see her after avoiding her for 7 months
>it's bittersweet, we're still on good terms and we were happy to see each other but it just reminded me of all the bad shit too
>promised to text her to hang out next time I'm in town
I dunno if I can keep being friends with her or not.
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every month or so i'll have a dream that i'm with a GF i had almost 10 years ago.
i wonder if they ever think/dream about me
>probably not
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> Be me, 27
> Have a 6 year old son
> he's a sugar addict, so bad you'll find it all over his bed and on the floor
> one time I buy some cake mix and frosting
> this is some of the richest frosting you can get, itll give you a headache just like that
> my son, like the little shitlord he is, eats the cake mix, and I catch him in the act
> before I grab the flip-flop of ass smashing, a different course of action reveals itself
> I grab the frosting and open it in front of my bewildered son
> I hand him a spoon and tell him, "eat it. All of it."
> he gives me a weird look and begins digging in
> 5 minutes later and he hasn't even touched the bottom
> I tell him he isn't leaving the table until it's all gone
> I watch this poor kid eat, with tears in his eyes, every last speck of frosting in the can
> I put him to bed and think it's over
> fast forward a couple hours, and I hear him pattering into my room
> "Daddy, my stomach hurts"
> I tell him that that's what he gets for doing what he did
> he leaves and comes back 30 minutes later
> "Daddy, I don't feel so good"
> he lurches forward, and hurls dull yellow sludge all over my wife and I
> Son slips on his throwup and breaks an arm
> it's been 8 years since then, and I swear to God he hasn't touched anything sweet since
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>son
>wife
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>be me, old man
>have 27 yo son
>6 yo grandson
>one day son comes to me about a problem with his kid eating too much sugar
>say to my son "Son, you remember being 6 years old? Well, I remember a little shitter who couldn't stop eating dicks"
>son stares
>"and you know how we solved that problem right? I unzipped, and made you eat my dick for 48 hours straight. Now, are you a faggot?"
>son looks at me and says "only on weekends"
>I respond: "now imagine if I didn't intervene. You'd be eating more cocks now than a faggot in a meth gay orgy"
>son smiles, thanks me for wisdom
>son calls me 2 weeks later and says: "dad, I made him suck cock for 2 weeks but he eats even more sugar now"
>I say "strange. Try making him eat a lot of sugar"
>son calls next day: "he threw up all the cum and the sugar. He doesn't want either. Going to post this on /r9k/"
>good on you son.
Times when someone who made your life shit got fucked over later in life
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>>35416011
This ain't a Hollywood movie, kiddo.
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every person i knew from 4chan. their lives were already fucked but its funny when things get brought to light
not that they didn't know anyway.
can a qt femanon PLEASE be my gf?
i will do anything for you, even pay your bills, do your homeworks, clean for you
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sure
do my homeworks
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Pay my bills you say?
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>>35416165
>>35416195
pls prove you are grills
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Any robots ever go on an internet detox? Tomorrow I'm leaving my computer in an area I won't have access to for the next two weeks to see what it's like. My assumption is that the boredom will push me to do some stuff I've been putting off, but who knows what will happen.
Any stories/experience you can share?
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>>35415982
>humans have existed without the internet for literally millions of years
>this faggot thinks he's some sort of pioneer because he's doing something that 99.9999999999999999% of the human race has experienced
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>>35415982
You're going to miss being able to have such a wide range of porn to choose from really quickly
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>>35416075
Honestly that's one of the main things I'm trying to get away from.
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Any fellow robots who like David Foster Wallace?
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>>35415979
No, but for a little while I did follow Florence Foster Jenkins
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isnt he that white rapper
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>>35416067
Yeah that's him. Infinite Jest is a great album.
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ITT: post pics of girls, others analyze the personality and specific preferences for each girl. Just saying "Stacy who wants Chad" isn't sufficient or even fun reading.
Here I go.
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> Just saying "Stacy who wants Chad" isn't sufficient
Sure, it is, because every woman wants Chad.
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No
Looking at pretty women fills me with a very deep and intense sadness that I don't want to spend voluntary time squatting in it
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Cuban slut