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>>34583817
Mostly these kids have just been posting shit about hookups and weed

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>>34583838

Self degrading normie humor teehee

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>>34583817
Absolutely atrocious quality

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>>34583778
no, but soon he will be

electric

>>34583788
whatever happened to the good ol fashioned pray the gay away

>>34583778
If this isn't b8, then you have no idea what being autistic is. I'd say he's a legit narcissist though.

>>34583714
take a few normies with you. preferably the stacies and chads

>>34583714
Finish your time machine first.

>>34583729
I'm gonna piss off enough people by popping my top. I'd rather not make a big scene.

>>34583744
Motivation ran out. I wanted to collect more ww2 things but I'll never have enough to get what I drool over.

>>34583697
Just pretend to be a boy, they can't tell the difference

>>34583697
Just don't bring up your gender. If you don't understand why men have it systematically worse than women, fuck off.

Otherwise everyone can have a shitty life not worth living.

>>34583724
They see through me , anon.

>>34583659
Well the world is at its most prosperous time in its history so maybe if we can get 3% down to 0. Things will get x3 better than they are now.

Hope is for people such as myself who lack the mental strength to kill themselves.

>>34583762
I would kill myself but I have grudges first that I have to do something about.

The solution is clearly to stop showering and brushing your hair.

>>34583710
then it ends up on my keyboard and clothes!

>>34583809
Next time you make big cums, rub it into your hair and it will act as a natural glue, preventing your hair from falling off.

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Arch Linux here. Without any doubt the best distro since you learn how Linux REALLY works.

>>34583692
>tfw felt like a neckbeard setting that up

>gnome
>GNU/Linux
>not Linux+GNU

disgusting

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COME ON OUT ALREADY YOU FUCKING COWARD

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FOR YOU, PEPE!


orgigilopop

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why can't we just get along

Does a weird rich church boy with a pudding-lke haircut and sharp canines who won't stop rambling about anime count?
That's the closest I got to a normie bf.

n-no normies are scary i want a nice shy boy

>>34583575
>does a normie count as a normie

Yes

fatal flaw, get fucked failed normie

>>34583529
yeah it's pointy
BIG FUCKING DEAL

>>34583529
>falling for this bait

She's got a fake chin if anything

Everything is plastic on that person there

Probably doesn't even have a female penis.

Fuck off back to /b/ with your shitposting. It isn't funny or ironic, its just sad and pointless.

>>34583624
calm the fuck down and pull that stick out of your ass

keep posting OP I like cats

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mewwwwwewwwwwwww

>>34583435
>blacked.com shills
They all need to die

This board is spam central.

Also:
>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>In contact with aliens, we think it might be several species
>Have psychic powers, see this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU)] and also this one at around 0:57 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8)
>Said to be intimidating in private (not violent, this is false)
>Own castles, nuclear plants and mansions around the world
>Rothshields bow to the Bogdanoffs
>Learned fluent French in one evening
>Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on earth
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>Rule France with an iron but fair fist
>Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
>Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to Mars several times) manned flight to Mars in their own initiative in a few years
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>Own Nanabot R&D labs around the world
>You most likely have Bogdabots in your body right now
>Brothers have said to have IQs up to 220, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Igor had a pet hamster he named Einstein
>access to high level mind control tech
>said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects
>have successfully preventing 3 globalist all-world takeover plans and heavily influencing 4 more
>are in final stages of releasing lookalike clones which are behaviourally and physically the same

>>34583985
https://www.blacked.com/girlfriend-cheats-on-fiance-with-bbc

>no gf
>no job
>no friends
wat do op

pls respond

>>34583382
>GF
It's one of the last things you need to fix in your life
>Job
Why don't you have a job?
Is it becouse you are too lazy or is it becouse you don't like social interactions
>No friends
Welp that's secondary since you don't actually need friends to fix your shit
And if you manage to fix your life i'm sure you will make some kind of connection with somebody but try no to drop the spaghetti when you get the chanse.


T-thanks for the early response i usually get ignored around here

Please talk me about why do you think you don't have a job
Wich is the biggest problem i see in your list.

this is a really nice thing to do, youre really sweet anon

if given the choice of that change on her table or fucking her, I'd take the coins every single time.

Plenty of hideous desperate thick brown women on tinder for the taking, friend

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GODDAMMIT DON'T POST SUCH REPULSIVE IMAGES WHILE I'M HAVING BREAKFAST

Weak manlet with a small dick. Who wants me? Anyone?

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Obese, weaboo manlet with mental issues who'll be extremely distant while still just wanting you to talk at me for hours. Possibly autistic with no control over his emotions, no drive or hobbies and has no control of his emotions.

Good at cleaning.

>22
>M
>New York _______upstate
>Like to play vidya
>I play guitar pretty well and write songs a lot
>5'10
>200 lb (dadbod)
>glasses
>extremely straightforward and honest
>loyal as fuck as long as you don't fuck with me
>I want a qt 3.14 to play video games and poorly sing karaoke to entry level pop punk songs in the car with me