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DUDE WE WUZ QUEENZ AND KANGZ LMAO
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>>37488208
I don't know what your white ass is honking out over this simple stacy post for
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HOL UP HOL UP WAAAAAAAAAIT HOL UP
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>>37488208
I don't get it.

origggggggggggggggfhkfhhfjkshf

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>Your whole life could have been different if you had good looking parents. Wouldn't have been bullied, would have more dating options, would be respected by nearly everyone.
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>your life whole life could have been different if you were born as a girl instead of a boy
Your right op, shit get's me down.
I'm a hapa so it's even worse for me.
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Being attractive has little to do with what your parents look like and more to do with if you were raised in a healthy environment.
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>>37488260
No. People take facial features, hair, hairline straight off their parents or even grandparents face. Even height is mostly genetic. Asap Rocky grew up in homeless shelters yet he has a full head of hair, perfect teeth, a jaw that supposes good development, and is tall.
Why? Because his father has those features.

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1 what was your frist job
2 the expierience you took from it
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Sorry dude but robots have never worked before, maybe try asking this somewhere else?
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>dishwasher
>people are shit after high school
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>>37488161
never worked
n/a

>have a cuck fetish
>haev a cute gf who wants to cuck me
what do
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>>37488180
Pretty much this. Kill yourself.
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>>37488139
Get her Chad bull to kill you
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>>37488139
you want it, she wants it, what's the issue here? Just doit

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"I have a proposal for you. You can make only one of the two following decisions. The first option is that you'll love me. If you love me, I'll love you unconditionally. I'll marry you, have sex with you as much as you want, and indulge all your kinks. I'll raise our kids, use my magic to do the chores, maybe even teach our kids a few harmless spells. And we'll grow old together living in peace for the rest of our lives. The second option is, that if you so choose, I'll sacrifice my life in order for you to gain the powers of manipulation over others. People will obey your will unquestioningly, and you will be able to make whatever political ideology you believe, the mainstream ideology for everyone, simply by speaking. There is a drawback to this power, and it is that you will never be able to ever have sex with anyone, and you'll never ever be able to feel love, or affection no matter how hard you try."

Which option would you choose?
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>>37488082
Man I don't want to ruin society so I'll choose love
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Difficult decision, but I'll go for option number 2.
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>>37488082
>raise our kids
>can't feel love or affection

Option 3: Kill myself.

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>tfw backpack travelling around the world
>tfw no gf to travel with

It's fun and all to see many different places and meet a lot of interesting people, but it sucks doing it alone.
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>>37488018
Aren't there qt backpacker girls at the hostels?
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>>37488018
How much does it cost?

very original
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>>37488288
about tree fiddy
you just got trolled originally

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Why is this board so anti Hitler? I'm not a skinhead, I don't hate people solely based on their race. I'm a robot like you, but an idealist. He seems to have been a nice person that valued virtues out of myths and sagas more than this disgusting world of "adults" that tell us we can't do this and that and that life is always dirty and not perfect.

He was literally the perfect human being. Like a loving father figure for an entire country. I would do anything for him.

>inb4 /pol/tard get out

/pol/ is no place for a national socialist these days. Le ebin trump meme has completely taken over and destroyed it.
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Do human right violations bother you, OP?
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because he was a normie who had a gf and friends
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#Hitlerdidnothingwrong

Oreg

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They were normies all along!
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I liked the show better when they were a bunch of asocial nerds.
>aka episode 1
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my mother said she understood me better after watching this show. you can probably guess which character she said reminded her of me. anyway, she made me watch an episode with her once.
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>>37488241
The jewish manlet?

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Fembot here.

Consider it, with the robotics advancement, women will utilize robo-lovers and sperm banking institutions and handled environment eugenics invitro-insemination via the robo-lover. That may allow women to get only feminine kids.

Men will minimize being relevant, damn men won't even be necessary once duplication via soma-cells of females merged with egg-cells becomes available.

By 2150, the planet earth will contain 10 billion women and their automatic robot fans. And 0 men.
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>>37487849
Without men, there would be no-one to maintain the machines and build new ones so all those systems would collapse and the female-only race would die out.
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>>37487849
Everyone will technically be obsolete, In the future we'll freely be able to swap between being male or female, anything in-between, or possibly even artificial sexes, same with race or age or any other physical trait.
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>>37487849
That seems unlikely to be the developmental path we'll end up taking.

>>37487948
Basically, this is far more likely.

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when is the last time you "impressed" a girl.
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>>37487821
I never have, painfully originals
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>>37487821
>hair overreacts to wind
spotted the virgin
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god, look at the noses on both of them. if they had a child it would have a fucking beak.

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>https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/190361/well-be-having-sex-with-robots-in-next-10-years/
>Some people will enthusiastically embrace robot sex as soon as they can afford one - as early as 2025

Who here saving up money for a robot wife?
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get it? we are robots heh
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as someone who is celibate voluntarily, what a waste of time and money.
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When this happens the fags on this board are even less likely to get laid

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this is a man

im not kidding, i went to the same school with him
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>>37487742
Don't get poo on your dingle
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Do you have any more pictures?
Originariolo
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>septum ring
swipe left

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Any other middle eastern and north african robots in /r9k/? How's ramadan going for you?
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>>37487717
are you murad?
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>>37487717
How's getting blown up by the religion of peace going for you OP?
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>>37487717
I hope you degenerate idiots get deported back where you belong.

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>Age
>Favorite dish(es) (please be more specific than "pasta")
>Favorite snack (crisps / potato chips, candy)
>Favorite non-alcoholic beverage(s)
>Favorite alcoholic beverage(s)
Rate the poster above you out of ten.


>25
>Fried potatoes with any toppings, chili with beef and kidney beans, pan fried lamb, salami with cheese on bread, pepperoncini, Thai chicken saute with peanut sauce, cashew chicken
>Chips and salsa, instant ramen, cheese and crackers, hot peppers
>Citrus seltzer water, malted sodas, earl grey tea, pomegranate juice
>Lager beers, Merlot and Sauvignon, Scotch Whisky, Vodka, Vodka / Gin tonics, Champagne
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Could you please not post threads with roastie seductresses?
Thank you very much.
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>>37487661
>20
>chinese food, stuff like noodles with curry sauce and chicken
>those doritos sweet chili are amazing
>banana milk shake or coffee
>gin tonic (Henley's or Monkey 47, but I'm fine with Bombay Sapphire as well)
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>>37487661
Oops forgot to rate you: you seem like a fat fuck according to your taste, 7/10 just because you mentioned Thai chicken saute with peanut sauce, cashew chicken though

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I want to ask a girl out with a note saying
"I like you, if you like me, can we hang out? If you don't, it's ok." Now my homie is telling me I should do it in person. However I can't get any time where she's alone that I can give it to her. Any help?
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Just do it, that's how I started dating my high school sweetheart. It lasted 4 years and we took each other's virginity. Then she went off to find a better mate because I was pathetic.
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>>37487625
Don't send a note. This isn't middle school. Don't say "if you don't, it's ok" either. Makes you look like a beta faggot. Just ask her out face to face
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girls like imposing, alpha men. do you think a note that says "pls go out with me but if you dont its ok" gives off the image that you're an alpha, imposing man?

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