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Do you pass the toilet paper penis test? 2017-08-21 10:08:01 Post No.39210986
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Do you pass the toilet paper penis test?
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2017-08-21 10:08:01
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Stick your erect penis in a toilet paper roll to see if it fits.
A toilet paper circumference is 5.5 inches and is larger than 89.9% to 97.2% of the population.
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>>39210986
Does not fit, I'm like 5.8 or so.
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>>39210993
why are you here chad?
original fucking comment
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Having a big cock does not a Chad make.
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What are some hobbies that a fucking loser like me should consider pursuing?
I work, watch anime and play video games but I'd like something to dedicate a chunk of my Sundays too.
I was gonna learn how to use Gamemaker but you need a lot of dedication and a vast skillset to make a decent game nowadays.
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Learn to draw or some other creative shit like that
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>>39210946
Lift you twink
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3d model, gunpla, 3d printing should do ya.
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Who here watching Batman now? 2017-08-21 09:55:54 Post No.39210889
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Who here watching Batman now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8-8XDw5RfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxxfS4OREM0
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>>39210889
Holy fuck she sounds so Jewish
My crush on harley quinn has completely dissapeared
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What the everliving fuck is this?
What happened to Batman?
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Todd from /asp/ I know that's you.
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>see /soc/ full of success stories
>see /r9k/ with people that somehow fucking hook up
>try so often to make things work yourself
>everyone lives way far off
>fembots don't exist here
>female nothing doesn't go on the internet in my country it seems
I'm so lonely fellow robots ._. please save me from this despair
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>>39210763
What country are you in? Maybe there's a lurker who lives near you.
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>>39210845
Pic related, I guess. Hurray for me
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>>39210763
You could always hire a hooker. Or you could start an LDR and fly out to visit her/have her fly out to you. A lot of the hookups on here are the result of LDR.
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>new uni threads
>Last one at bump limit
>Tfw going to uni in a week.
>Wanted a comfy easy course so I could get out of work and my parents bitching at me.
>Chose gender studies
>People tell me about it online.
Oh shit how badly did I fuck up?
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>Chose gender studies
If you're going to meme, at least be more subtle about it
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Question for any chemfags
How easy is it to make drugs like LSD and Ecstasy after getting a chem degree?
Its one of the major reasons im doing chem, im too beta to find a dealer and I want to make money off of some shitty silkroad clone
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>>39210108
This is clearly a lie, try harder op
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>want to commit suicide
>can't because mom and dad still love me, I can't hurt them like that
>instead they will have to watch me waste away over years upon years
There's no way out of this situation, is there? I read Susan Klebold's book and watched some interviews, and losing dylan absolutely crushed her. I could never do that to my parents, the only people that ever loved me.
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>>39210017
Do something about it other than wasting your time here at /r9k/ go back to college if you really care about them.
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>>39210038
I can't go to college because I'm a turbo brainlet that didn't get through junior high. My only talents include video games, and that's pretty much it. I try to be a good son, I help them out whenever they need it, use my. Neetbux to buy them things sometimes and help with groceries. I don't want to disappoint them, but there's really nothing I can do. My life is in a very very deep rut. One I'm skeptical about being able to successfully get out of it.
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>>39210017
>>39210101
just fucking pick something up and practice/learn, you will be shit at, but after you will get out of the /brainlet/ phase of thinking it will be easier 1 step at a time anonI BELIEVE IN YOU
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I know there are women lurking here who find short height in men appealing.
Care to explain the appeal? Transgender opinions don't count.
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If it's alright with you. Your my , my my. My kind of woman
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>>39209953
>Transgender opinions don't count
I laughed harder than I should have.
>>39209979
>Your
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>>39209953
>look up his height
>5'8
please tell me thats shooped
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How do we stop white nationalism?
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you cant stop something that never started
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>>39209688
To be honest, by catching the movement much earlier.
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By killing all non-whites
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Let's see where /r9k/ lies overall on politics
I expect to see a lot of greens
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
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You mean a lot of blues?
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>>39209911
Nah thats /pol/
/R9K/ is all about them neetbux
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only right answer. /thread
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OUTFITS OF /R9K/ 2017-08-21 07:40:41 Post No.39209616
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OUTFITS OF /R9K/
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Outfits of >>>/R9K/ thread!
Post 'em robits!
>judge others!
>be judged!
>chat with others!
>have fun!
COMFIEST THREAD AROUND, HOSTED BY >>>/R9K/ 'S RESIDENT VIRGIN CATLADY!
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Posting old outfits for fun!
And yes, I'm at work again.
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Another old outfit for judging.
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Now for the template for the newbies!
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why the fuck does she feel it's ok to text a guy that literally only wants to sleep with her and knows shes in a relationship and doesn't care? what the fuck does she mean by this
seriously though what the fuck does she mean she loves me if she's ok with some guy acting like this? if it was the reverse i would want that girl to get the fuck out of my life for
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>>39209508
Any girl who is remotely sexually active is always doing to keep some guys on the back burner. It's just what they do.
If you want her to be loyal you have to give her the good dick.
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>>39209530
she tells me she doesn't give a shit about sex though. it just feels like she wants me to be upset. it makes me want to bash my head into a wall
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>>39209548
Find a new GF. No point in being with someone who enjoys your misery.
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Well guys I fucking did it.
I lost my virginity to a shemale.
I posted about this last night and I was asked to report back if I went through with it.
I have not had a story worth green texting before so bare with me
>21 with a futa fetish
>I have masturbated to thai shemales and futanari every day for the last 5 or 6 years
>I check the backpages for passable asian shemales every couple nights without the balls to go through with ordering one
>Last night I finally found one I wanted to spend the $500 on
>Looked like a 9/10 tiny Asian girl
>Small frame, small hairless uncut penis and a face so cute you would never think that it was once a dude with b-c cup tits which looked passable
>I called her on the phone after hanging up a coupe times due to nerves
>It sounded female so I told her what I wanted and I was looking for an out call
>2 hours later she is now at my front door and I know I made a huge mistake
>She is about 6 foot tall, shoulders wider then mine and looked like she got shot with homers makeup shotgun
>She asked for the cash so I pointed to it on the counter of my kitchen
>She took it then asked me to lead her to the bedroom
cont
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>Her voiced seemed extremely high pitched and not what I expected
>She pushed me on the bed and then took off all her clothes
>Tits were lopsided, tit scars clearly viable and although she seemed skinny and looked great clothed, once they were removed she had the body of a starving Asian boy with tibs and bones pointing everywhere and no curves to be seen at all.
>The next hour was a mixture of me watching this shemale jack off next to me while she kept trying to get me hard and her giving me oral to my limp dick
>The moans, oh god the moans. There was no mistake this was a man putting on a higher pitched voice.
>She then started rubbing her ass on my dick and I decided to try and fake an orgasm to end this
>I moaned then ran to the bathroom saying I am cleaning up
>She kept winking and smiling at me while she dressed to leave
>She told me call her if I need another good time with her voice cracking then kissing me on the lips
>We are now near my front door and I finally got to see her put close under the kitchen light
>Stubble everywhere.
>Hairy nose
>Makeup about 2mm thick
>Weird lumps on her face
>She left and I am now worried I caught something although I never penetrated or got penetrated
>I have a doctors appointment booked tomorrow
Do not fucking do it.
I could have ordered the most attractive escort in Sydney for $500 an hour and be in heaven.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE SHEMALE FUTA FETISH
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Hurry it up OP
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>>39209352
do you feel horrible when you think about it?
remember there is no point of going back
if somebody is asking you about the first time you know what to tell
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It's 12pm! edition
Who else is also /molesting 2D lolis/ here?
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Hey op how you doing?
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>>39209444
Checking your trips&waiting for ass-grinder anon.
Is that you?
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>>39209465
It me m8
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>tfw no chubby Asian gf
Who else here shares my frustrations?
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>chubby
you mean obese?
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>>39209163
Looks like a Miss Piggy cosplay convention
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>>39209284
You scoundrel! How dare you speak ill of these beautiful ladies.
Daily reminder that not caring about politics is WHITE PRIVILEGE
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>>39209109
Daily reminder that OP just can't stop sucking dicks.
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>Anyone who doesnt believe the same things i do are evil
I wouldve kicked grandma's ass
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I don't care about politics because it's waste of energy and carries baggage.
People who choose to grief others over different political views are people I don't need to be around.
It's not whites only privilege since anyone can do the same.