>tfw when I'm 5'4
Why am I so fucking small? I'm a fucking dwarf, my dad is 6'0 why am I so fucking small?
The only people who are smaller than me are 12 year olds
I keep seeing you guys complaining about being 5'6, I'M FUCKING 5'4!
I'm a fucking joke to everyone, I'm the little guy. Some people even rest their arms ion me because I'm so fucking small I'm just tall enough to be an arm rester.
Could you look at someone who is fucking 5'4 and think something other than "look at this little dwarf,"? NO! I WANT TO GET TALLER SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET TALLER!
Have you tried being a girl, good height for that.
Atleast you're not Danny Devito, and I'm a sweatfag so i'll trade u anytime m8
How do I become a drug dealer, /r9k/?
20 year old broke kissless virgin. I need money I won't get any neetbux soon.
CYOA for you
Step 1. Buy drugs
Step 2. Sell drugs
I am thinking if you cant figure that simple math out maybe being a drug dealer is not your calling.
WHY IS IT SOO FUCKING HOT IT'S NOT EVEN SUMMER
>two days of high 80s where I live
>next week looks to be in the mid to low 70s
Just hold out for 2 more days, anon. Hopefully my weather is similar to yours. If not, then stock up on non-perishables so you don't have to go outside
FFUCK IT I'M GETTING A POPSICLE
YOU GUYS WANT ONE TOO?
Doxxed at the junction edition
couldn't hold on any longer lads
had to make myself a cuppa and a slice of peanut butter on toast
just about to add it to my calorie calculator so hopefully I'm still under 1500 calories today
>dad is a high school teacher
>he's dating one of his students
>wants me to keep it a secret
Your dad is a despicable paedophile who is abusing his position as an adult entrusted with the education of children for his own sexual gratification. You should have him arrested for the greater good, men like him shouldn't be allowed walk this Earth.
Didn't see a /uni/ thread, so I made one. How did those finals go? Get your grades yet? Does any of this matter when you won't be able to get a job anyway? Bitch about your problems here.
I got good grades and am not totally jewed over with the job market in my field and student loans so I'm decently happy. Still thinking about jumping off a bridge for other reasons though.
>two exams at the same hour, one in group
>study for the group one
>group decides not to do it 3 days before the exam date
>3 days to study for the other exam, i do my best
>get insomnia and fall asleep one hour before it
>mfw im getting left behind by everybody
You've never gone to a concert.
You've never gone to college.
You've never gone on a trip.
You've never gone to a five star restaurant.
You've never gone to parties.
You've never watched many movies.
You've never read many books.
You've never weared a smoker.
You've never bought a watch.
You've never driven a car.
You've never got your own state.
You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.
You've never fired a weapon.
You've never tried anything new.
You've never been good at any sport.
You've never won any competition.
You've never been able to cook.
You've never had a loving family.
You've never had friends.
You've never had a job.
You've never had health.
You've never had luck.
You've never had sex.
You've never even kissed.
For the absolute majority of men, all of this is absolutely unthinkable. And yet, without even trying, you managed to be such a pathetic failure, running away from reality, completely wasting your time. You could have lived as much as you want, you could have been great and beloved, but instead you chose to be depressive, and now this is what you are. There's only one life and you missed your chance of enjoying it. You're the worst kind of human being. You'll never, ever be happy. Your suffering will extend beyond when you die.
>You've never weared a smoker.
>You've never got your own state.
Huh? What are these even supposed to mean?
>You've never been good at any sport.
>You've never won any competition.
>You've never had a loving family.
Are the only ones true of me, and I'm still a miserable NEET disaster.
Last thread hit bump limit.
Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
cont of >>37092360
>how many matches
>how many respond
>how many girls you fucked
Anyone had more success?
>ITT: Post your most unpopular opinion
I think the legal voting age should be raised to 30
>I think the legal voting age should be raised to 30
I'd be fine with it being 21, but you'd have to get a licence to vote, to get the licence you'd have to score over 110 at an IQ test, and a second test about basic political knowledge and history
unpopular on this webzone at least,
>alt-rights are SJWs that are just as bad as the people they constantly complain about
>there is literally nothing wrong with feminism
>/r9k/ should be made into SFW and all frogs should be banned and restricted to /b/
>eating meat is wrong (but I totally still do it anyways)
>the internet is bad for you
>smart phones and social media didn't ruin society.
The last two I can at least speak on from personal experience since I'm old enough to have been aware of the time when those didn't exist.
Prophets, including Jesus and Mohammed, of all religions suffered from some form of schizophrenia. That's why they could hear gods voice, or claimed to be God themselves like Jesus.
By stating the obvious connection between schizo and religion, I don't want to discredit religion though, to the contrary, I think it makes religion very real, and all I'm saying is that one should pay more attention to what people who experience religious psychosis, are saying, they aren't as crazy as society makes them out to be.
Another free edition. Anything goes.
How you faggots doing?
How do I find fellow gay robots in my area? Don't care about looks anymore, just someone to be with.
anything about a psych ward you'd like to share, doesn't have to be funny. Feel free to stick around to answer questions.
I was about to make a reply, saying I was glad that this thread was freed from the attentionwhoring roastie slut of the last thread, but then I realized that the same attention whore was the op of this thread, jumping ship from their dying thread to a new thread.
If I see you post one more fucking time, I'm calling the Jimmy Hale mission and telling them a description of you so that they can have you committed.
>If I see you post one more fucking time, I'm calling the Jimmy Hale mission and telling them a description of you so that they can have you committed.
Please don't do this, nice trips
Fembots what's your opinion on horsecocks? Would u succ?
oh i forgot to answer the last question
would not suck no penis, thats disgusting