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How hard is it to get a job as a programmer at pic related? I want to stop being a neet.
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>>38432500
Very hard. Google only takes turbo normies who are also really, really good technically. Also enjoy your 100 hour work weeks. At least you get free lunches!
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>suicide rates will skyrocket in your lifetime
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>>38432493
That's a good thing. People are waking up and freeing themselves.
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That sailor moon cat pic is so chill
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>Clickbait articles posted all over the place: "Why is this happening?"
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>enter engineering program at my community college
>freshman level courses require me to take 2-3 prerequisites each
>passed the entrance exam with flying colors
Should I just give up?
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Only give up if you have a very good and detailed plan for what you will do with yourself if you drop out.
Don't leave with the idea of 'seeing what comes up', that's a sure fire way to get fucked
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Will you ever leave the internet?
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>>38432300
Can't find a reason to while I'm alive
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>tfw no pochtecatl bf
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What does pochtecatl mean op
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Im now too fat too see my penis when i look down, i used to be happy when people can you see your penis and i could say i can but now cant even say that
IVE HAD ENOUGH ROBOTS IM GONNA GET /fit/ AND BE A CHAD, SO IM NOT GONNA BE SAD LIKE THIS
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>>38432214
good on you OP for deciding not to be a fatfuck but you will never be a chad
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>tfw you're skelly and built like a girl
Is this the worst type of body to have?
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>tfw 80% of men can easily intimidate you and you can't do anything about it
>tfw inferior genetics
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>you will never look like this :(
>tfw wear long sleeve jackets and shirts to hide your wrists even in hot weather
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>>38432277
this is the worst feel. knowing that i wouldn't be able to do shit if someone really wanted to fuck with me.
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>no matter how many motivational threads you make on /r9k/, you'll never save the robots from their inevitable suicide
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>>38432098
https://www.pornhub.com/users/stuglyfeofficial
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>>38432098
A very motivational post.
Bravo!
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>he holds his breath when he goes underwater in a video game
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I'm trying to beat my character in a breath holding contest
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>>38432089
I do this in movies to check if it's realistic.
Post your best ones
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Who the fuck takes pictures of their captcha?
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>>38432070
I do
Not from many since most are just normal
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This was from earlier /pol/ days
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>he leans his head on his palm
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>did that as I saw this post
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>>38432030
I feel like these threads will soon evolve into
>He breathes
>He Blinks
>He has a Heartbeat
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When I shit, I spread my cheeks to minimize streakage. Today I pulled too hard. I ripped right through the skin at the top of my cheeks. This is the first time in my life ripping ass doesn't mean farting. Has anyone else done this?
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>>38432007
I do exactly what you do except I've never ripped anything, don't think I'll continue doing it now because it sounds fucking painful
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>get /fit/
>still scared to leave my room unless it's pitch dark outside
woah
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We are dwellers of darkness. It is not in our nature to be in the light. The light is filled with more terrors than the dark. It is ok to let the darkness embrace you.
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Ninjas in this thread
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me and big sister sleeping
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Tell me about the worst experiences you've have in college
>be me
>be hard of hearing
>poor so at community college
>teacher is a 60 y/o Indian guy who can hardly speak English
>made these god awful power points that you could hardly read
>tests in broken English
>failed class
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