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>got a text from a girl
>she's coming up to for dorm for sex
I'm an awkward virgin robot. I'm super nervous.
What do I do /r9k/?
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>>36392936
Brush your teeth
Take a shower
Trim your pubes
Make sure to have condoms
Make sure your door room doesn't look like complete shit, and that it doesn't smell weird
Buy some drinks
Have some chill music at hand, in case the walls are thin
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>>36393025
>door room
*dorm room
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>>36392936
Sperg out I guess.
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Just so you know, if I'm a Chad I will beat every single one of you losers up.
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Yea, "if" you're a chad.
But, luckily, you're not, m8, so I reckon we're pretty safe.
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1v1 me right here rigjt now niqqa you aint got nuthin on me boi
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>>36392920
proving your worth by beating up other people probably just proves how worthless you truly are (very)
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Who else beat the system?
>26
>neet
>live in apartment with low rent bc im a failure
>rent out extra room for 59 euros a night on airbnb
>make 1200 euros on average each month doing the summer
>earn around 800 for the rest of the year
Plus sweet neetbux
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>>36392833
who the fuck saves a thumbnail?
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>>36392833
Give us your budget anon?
How much are your monthly rent, groceries and other expenses? What do you get for neetbux?
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>>36392875
Yes, we need more details and a general area where you live.
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Has a girl ever told you you have a nice dick?
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>>36392825
They might think so if they ever saw it.
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>>36392825
Yes, quite a few times.
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yea check it out
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Edgey normie thinks he is arrogant meme lord 2017-04-19 02:02:21 Post No.36392770
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Edgey normie thinks he is arrogant meme lord
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What is the most fucked up thing that I can send him to freak them the fuck out?
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>>36392770
A meme making fun of the Joy Lane guy probably.
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Facebook killer
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>>36392770
>him
>them
???
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>How's your friend, Anon, there? Anon, what's the matter? You don't talk too much.
How do you respond?
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>>36392662
>How do you respond?
Show them my painting
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>>36392662
Ah, mah, I'm sorry. I hit a deer on the way ova here and mah, its hoof, it's poor hoof got stuck in the tire. Yeah, yeah, I gotta barrow this to get it out, y'know? Oof!
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>>36392699
>Oof!
what?
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Post Eyes so you can tell everyone why your eye color is superior to everyone elses.
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>>36392642
Are you girl ? If yes you need to leave.
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>>36392675
Having a dick doesn't make me a boy...
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feel bad for eyelets
this board is just pretend right? Like we pretend to be autistic and lonely for the lols right?
There's no way you people could be this much of losers
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the real autists dont like it when you talk about it. but yeah of course.
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>>36392566
Y-Yeah dude, we're totally pretending bro. XD lol n-no one is that much of a loser, r-right dude man?
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Well, I wouldn't say it's completely pretend, but yea, I'd say 90% of things here are extremely exaggerated and 10% (or more) are outright lies.
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Does any robot run a biz ? I actually dont expect it but it might be possible.
If so tell us anon, Greentext your biz story.
How do the other robots make money besides neetbux ?
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I do a chi thing. It's all bullshit but people like it and I have fun.
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>>36392590
whats a chi thing ? can you explain anon
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>>36392641
Like I go around their house arranging furniture and shit and trying to improve the feng shui of their lives, and do wacky magic crystal chi aligning and healing.
I have two employees now, it's kind of fun and makes money. People with money are silly.
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>It's "I'm turned into a loli slave by an older man and his harem of lolis" episode
>again
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>>36392500
End ur existence
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>>36392500
dont you post lewd electronic music on the 4x2chan?
if not, i just recognize that pic you posted.
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Why can't traps stay on /lgbt/ and instead shit up this board?
>at work
>finally muster up the courage to ask out the girl I have a fat boner for 24/7
>"___", wanna hang out sometime after work?
>yeah, sure!
>I don't know w-what you like to do so how bout we go waste money somewhere?
>hahahah sounds great!
>she kisses my cheek
>wake up
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>>36392394
Tell moar pls mang
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>>36392451
it must of felt like an hour of conversation in the dream, it was fucking great
i actually woke up shaking, because in real life I have never talked to the girl.
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>wake up
i know exactly how that feels anon. i still dream about the girl that dresses like it's the 1950s from my geology class even though we had less than three conversations and i haven't seen her in a year
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Why do girls do this? They are ASKING me to rape them.
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But you wont do it you pussy
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It's not for you it's Chad.
You just happen to be an unwanted observer.
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>>36392416
The fuck. We need rape equality.
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Why is the board so slow right now? Are murrikans still sleeping or going to work/school?
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>>36392343
>going to work
on r9k
Its more likely they killed themselves
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>>36392343
/r9k/ is slow when America's asleep.
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Their starting to wake up and go to work/school
t.east coast fag
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>wake up
>5'5
>you are from spain
just kill me lads, i dont wanna live in this normie country anymore
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>>36392319
well i mean
if it makes you feel better, there are people shorter than 5'5"
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I hate this shitty country too, pessimism is death here name a single philosopher of it from our shitty country you can't
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>>36392319
Cayetano! I cried when you died in El Internado. :(
Anonymous
>Be 25 yr old obese NEET 2017-04-19 01:25:33 Post No.36392296
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>2 years pass, no longer obese NEET
>All available women are jaded single mothers who "don't want to play games"
You just cannot catch up once you fall behind in life
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>26 year old fatass living with my mom
>got a cute pure 20/yo gf with a nice body who loves me
Fix your attitude buddy, it goes a long way
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>>36392296
I hate this. I cannot have a decent fuckbuddy. I don't want a gf yet.
28 years old I am
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>>36392316
>>26 year old fatass
Stats. I find it hard to believe that you have gf.