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Gucci Mane has an IQ way above the level of genius.

For entertainment, he watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. Long known as an avid reader of philosophy he has mentioned Baudrillard, Dubord, Hegel and Sartre among his inspirations.

He understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and street culture and has exploited it to become a millionaire.
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>exploited it to become a millionaire.

He is also being exploited to make other millions. The second his fame drops they will drop him and hire a new person. So I guess he isn't that smart.
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>>38002771
yo bro how u could be this stupid like lol who is they he got his own label like lol come on bro gucci been on the scene since 00 get ur shit straight lol
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>>38002771
Nigga his fame isn't gonna drop until several decades after he dies

I'm not even into rap and I know this

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Any other robots skate here
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>>38002648
i jump on my skateboard and go down the bottom steps on our case of stairs sometimes theres only 4 stairs

i tell me mum im doing tricks she tells me off every time because every time i do it i chip the wood

Sometimes when shes in work i take a chisel to the wood and make it worse and I just say I was doing my tricks hehe pure mischief
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>>38002648
yessir newfag skater here
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Me

I can't land anything though. Still fun

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I turn 20 in a few weeks and look like I'm 14. Nobody takes me seriously, girls ignore me, and guys make fun of me. All my "friends" are mentally ill (they're the only kinds of people willing to associate with someone as rock-bottom as myself) and even they fuck with me and don't respect me. I hardly ever get included in anything social and rarely have an excuse to leave the house. I'm in college studying accounting and have decent grades but I feel tremendously unfulfilled and let down by the world -- what's the fucking point of getting any kind of professional degree when I just know nobody wants to hire someone that looks like an immature child. Life is suffering and it's been that way ever since I was 11 and started falling behind on the development spectrum (had to take T shots to onset puberty when I was 16). I want to kill myself just about everyday but the thought of living and dying for nothing makes me sick. I'm not an idiot but I have no faith in myself to do better because nobody - not ONE person - ever has shown that they believe in me. My parents are old fucks getting ready to retire to California and just assume I'm fine because I never express my true feelings and have always tried to remain positive but god damn I'm nearing my rope's end.

Someone, anyone help me contain these feels ;_;
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I think people who are 20 are still kids desu.
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>>38002557
i think people who are over 30 have brain scleration that prevents them from making good art
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>>38002527
i turn 20 in july

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Hey /r9k/ I need your help
my family is getting new doorknobs and we're looking at all the different kinds. We're now thinking about the faceplates for the doorknobs. Which one does /r9k/ think we should get?
Pic is of the first option. Second option will be below.
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second option.
The first option is called "camelot"
the second option is called "round rose"
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>>38002484

this one for sure
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Looks don't matter unless you're paying over 1500 per door
Just get basic brassnobs for a wood door and a contrasting color for painted doors

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Has anyone else actually given up on women and realized that they are pretty much all just whores after your money and social status if you have one. There used to be times for me too when I complained all the time "tfw no gf" and thinking getting one would fix everything. I have no idea when it happened but for quite a long time now I couldn't give a shit about women, I actually despise them and I don't even want to be involved with them, other than sex maybe if I truly could without having to deal with any other bullshit. I do get sexual urges but fap or two in a week keeps them in control, couldn't care less about women for a while after that. I don't want to be in any relationships or other shit, and marriage seems to be always a lose situation for a man. Am I being bitter for never getting any attention or anything positive from them, only shit from them, or what happened to me, I just despise them now and couldn't give a shit what they think about me and I don't want to be involved with them. My mother is literally the only real woman I care about
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>>38002389
fuck, you are just like me
nice comfy pic
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yes at some point, I had accepted and was content with being alone forever and figured all women are useless whores. it's easy to do when all the girls you've ever interacted with were either trash or completely disregarded you or made fun of you.

then for the first time ever I met one by pure luck who was amazing and made me slowly fall in love. then I let her get away because I took for granted how rare it was to find a girl like her. so I'm back to being alone except now I can't accept it because I had a chance to not be and I ruined it.
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>>38002616
I don't mean to be rude. But it's a very complex concept. I don't think anyone really gets it. That's just me though. It's a mythology I invented.

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>unambitious
>asocial
>clingy
I longed for a loner comfy gf for so long without realizing that they are social, hypergamous, and look for an independent partner and would be as miserable as I am with them if they had to cope with the real me.
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>>38002337
yea your screwed unless you have friends
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>>38002379
I dont, I'll be 23 soon and only misery awaits me
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>>38002337
If you have such specific requirements for your girlfriend you don't really want one. You lack confidence and character, you really should work on yourself first.

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/r9k/ what is your opinion on BasedShaman?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_uggscguzs

I dunno.. What do you wanna listen to Anon? What do you like?
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>>38002197
ugly mullato
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>>38002197
I enjoy him, it's nice to see a normie who is as obsessed with Elliot as we are

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Wageslavebots, please explain to me how you got your jobs. I'm going to start applying to places, but I'm 21 and I literally don't have any prior experience or references - I don't even have friends or family members to pretend to be. What the fuck do I do? I'm already resigned to a low-paying, laborious job, but how the fuck do I get it? The whole application process seems to discriminate against the socially skilless. How do robots ever get past it?
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>>38002139
>how the fuck do I get it?

You don't. NEET time is more toxic than prison time on applications/resumes.


You'll literally have to start with telemarketing or AM package handling at UPS. Those jobs will hire anyone with a pulse.
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>>38002139
go to myperfectresume.com and use their autoformat stuff. make up 3 jobs with 4 bullet points of bullshit. Shoot for low paying shit at large retail stores and grocery stores. Stocking, cashier, overnight, they will take anyone for these positions. when i was an overnight stocker at target i worked with felonious niggers who didn't have home addresses (probably wont be your experience unless you live in niggerville). Keep the job for 8mo-1 year and then apply for something alittle higher up the chain.

>me
>overnight stocker at target for 8 months
>11.50hr
>apply to be merchandiser
>16/hr FT + OT
>hoping for an even better position
here's the important part OP
>prior work history was fabricated, lengths of tenure embellished, and i REHEARSED my bullshit answers by googling 100 most frequently asked interview questions. make a google doc and keep repeating you answers until they come off naturally and you can somewhat improvise the answer. believe your own lies.
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>>38002198
don't do package handling. its literally slave labor. i did it for a week and quit. its absolute dogshit and your pay is crap

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Why don't you get yourself a nice black GF?
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i find them vile .
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I have only encountered one (1) "nice black" girl in my entire life.
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BECAUSE I CANNOT GET ANY GF
WHAT ABOUT THIS CONCEPT CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

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Need some advice, lads.

>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform

I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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>>38002066
can't see anything going wrong here go for it OP
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Do it and report back on how it went.
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>>38002066
Horrible idea.

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Anyone committing suicide/ doing anything special to celebrate?
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owo wahts this
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I mean... No matter what I do I can't get a girlfriend, and I'm already way past my last straw.

I can't even get the unwanted ones, guys. Said she's too busy for a relationship and it seems like that's true with her ill mom and all that... I know it would've ended differently had I been Chaddier.

I feel faceplanted into the dirt but guys, just do not even try this shit unless you're Chad. Too low odds on the dice rolls, too much heartbreak.

Sorry, this is /r9k/, I don't have a silly response this time. Just how much of a man do you have to be for girls to accept you these days, JFC.
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>>38002239
It seems like you are trying to date only one or two girls. Why not forget about them and try to date another person.

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Normies don't seem to get it, but the more time passes the happier I am that one day all these worries, my heaviness of my consciousness will be taken from me. To redraw back into anonymity, to merge anew with the universe. It's not even suicidality, and this angers the norman.

Here's what I want to be played at my funeral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqv0qL0gc7k

One day, anon, we'll all be free.
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Who's gonna play that at ur funeral, anon? But yeah I get it. Im slowly freeing myself from all of this. It's so beautiful it legit makes me want to cry
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>>38001938
I don't know my man. I feel like it will always be hell, be it wageslave or afterlife as I'm rotten and selfish. I sure hope there is no god so the misery ends after 50 years from now on
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>>38001938
>Normies don't seem to get it

Normies don't think about you at all.

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Does black women like white men?
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Average african american is 25% white (paternal y dna).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQl6HVMPkck

It hurts to live
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I walked up to a random black girl in a bar the other night. Spoke like 2 sentences, told her I'm leaving to the bar now and she should give me a kiss on the cheek, she did, I said my turn, gave her a kiss and then I said now it's time for a proper kiss and yeah it happened. So I'm thinking yes they do...

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I am so lonely and everyone skips me please come to omegle and put r9k as an interest
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>>38001754
What the fuck.

That anime bitch.

She looks almost exactly like my ex.

Lack of boobs, small waist, thighs everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make a good story for you retards if I post it some day.
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>>38001903
that isnt from anime you mong, it is star from star vs the forces of evil
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>>38001754
how does a conversation on omegle usually go?

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>tfw too autistic for discord
if you have never been banned or bullied out of a discord group you are NOT a robot and you need to LEAVE

i have either been bullied or BANNED out of 3 groups so far and that number is rising significantly
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iktf OP

It's a funny sign when other robots think you're a faggot and they can't even see your face.
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>>38001649
>joining a discord

Sure is some low level social anxiety you got there normie scum.
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Most groups are pretty fucking gay

They're only good when it becomes a close knit group of <5 people

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