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Does anyone here keep a text document they ramble in? I find it really fucking relaxing to just put all my feelings into words. If someone bothered me that day or if I get fucked over by someone I just write about it and it helps me feel better.I also talk directly to the person sometimes so that way this can double as a suicide letter and they can feel bad
I also have rules for it. It has to be the date and then followed by the entry. Once I start typing, I don't remove anything I've said unless it's a typo. You guys should try it out tbqfhwyf.
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>>36553292
Show us an excerpt.
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>>36553292
>I also talk directly to the person sometimes so that way this can double as a suicide letter and they can feel bad
Made me chuckle for some reason
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I just ramble on 4chan. I look for people here to take my anger out on. /r9k/ has many worthy surrogates for all the people I hate.
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Robots, tell me about the best orgasm you ever had.
>Reeee das gay!!!
It doesn't have to be. It can be funny or relatable, or just feels good to know that a story ends with a ridiculous release. It's all how you tell it.
>Couple years back
>Got tired of plain ol' fapping
>Felt like more of a chore than anything else
>I built up a couple of months of no fap
>Eventually started to get the urge back, and was back in business
>Decided before I would actually cum, I'd buy a Fleshlight for the first time to try it out
>In the days it took to deliver it, I would edge a little more each day. Got to where I was pre-ing a lot, which turned me on even more
>Eventually, it got here. I followed the instructions for heating it and started to watch some porn in the meantime
>Edged for nearly two hours, until I had almost cum a couple of times
>Was watching some fat, THICC Asian getting defiled on a bus
>Decided it was time. I toyed with my head against the soft, warm opening of the Fleshlight for a little bit
>Just as the guy on screen was pushing his cock in, I inserted myself
>It felt incredible. I cannot express how good it felt.
>I put the Fleshlight between the cushions of the couch and started to fuck downward into it
>I lasted less than 10 pumps before I came so hard that it hurt
>Orgasmed for about 20ish seconds
>Had to pull out at a snail's pace, still twitching and cumming as I did so
>Took me five minutes to calm down afterward.
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>on school trip in high school to DC
>high school gf is on trip too
>all week the sponsors or parent guides are on high alert to prevent anyone from sneaking into rooms together
>try to get some action in a stairwell day 3 and that doesnt work
>everyone is constantly trying to find ways around it all
>last full day in DC, have not cum in a week because absolutely no privacy.
>Get out of shower to someone knocking on door, its my GF looking very hot (size one 105 pound olive skinned dance team chick)
>we have maybe one minute to do anything at all
>she gives me a BJ right then and there and I last maybe 30 seconds
>normally swallows but I cum so much that she champs it out until the end but has to spit.
>She deposits at least a shot glass of cum and spit in the sink
>easily had an orgasm that lasted 10 or more seconds, good seven roper.
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>>36553280
Cheating on my wife with my gfs sister she was 18 me 25 she rode me in gfs bed while riding me ask my wifes name came inside her best ever, they both got preg and aborted fuck it
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Phone sex with my ex internet girlfriend while I was on Celexa. It's hard as fuck to get hard when you're on ssris. Even if you do it takes ages to cum. When you do you cum buckets, it lasts so long and it comes in waves. I came so hard and I felt chills down the back of my neck. Never felt anything as good. Not even in the actual sex I had.
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Self improvement general.
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This is a thread for all tips on self improvement so we can finally achieve normiedom and stop crying ourselves to sleep everyday.
>Fitness tips
>Motivation tips
>Hygiene tips
>Social skills tips
>Dating tips
>Study tips
>Job tips
>Self steem tips
Post material, be it books, videos, on all topics listed above
Post progress.
Remember to support each other, we're in this together
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If you do drugs, don't.
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If you want to lose weight, eat less calories than you use.
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>>36553171
I just don't see how I could improve, I always feel so tired, so estranged from the rest of society and so addicted to Vidya and internet surfing....
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So are you losers still all sad about being losers?
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I laugh everyday. There's nothing sad about being a loser
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I don't really care anymore. I'm trying to change it but I know how to live comfortably as a loser. If I fail I can fall back on that.
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>>36553156
Nigga, We'll see how superior you are when you'll be on your deathbed
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Just deleted my 3d porn folder; the deed is done. Had a pretty nice "Asian" folder too. Now I just need to get /fit/.
>Tfw you ascend to the next level
Take me higher, Lord.
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>>36553150
you got stairs in your house op?
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>>36553230
No, but I have stairs that lead to my apartment. I live on the second floor of an open complex (Kind of like those dorms you see in anime.).
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>>36553318
I was going to say try going up and down for 5 min straight, you will be back on your pc looking how to recover your images
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If you could eat one fast food meal right now what would it be?
For me it would be a Big Mac Combo with a side of sweet and sour.
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>>36552999
Never had a bigmac 33 too
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Black pussy
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Spent a while trying to think of any I'd particularly like, but I can't. Fast food is something I eat when I have no other choice.
Maybe just some fish and chips, I guess? That probably counts.
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Consciousness consists of supercharged waveforms of quantum energy. "Quantum" means a summoning of the infinite.
The universe is radiating vibrations. The goal of morphogenetic fields is to plant the seeds of choice rather than selfishness.
Only a prophet of the world may manifest this revolution of sharing.
You and I are travellers of the galaxy. To walk the vision quest is to become one with it. We exist as electromagnetic resonance.
Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is manna. Transformation is the driver of life. By summoning, we grow.
Imagine a blossoming of what could be. We are being called to explore the quantum soup itself as an interface between inseparability and nature. We must learn how to lead endless lives in the face of desire.
The canopy of spacetime is now happening worldwide.
Soon there will be a redefining of balance the likes of which the infinite has never seen. It is in unfolding that we are re-energized. It is a sign of things to come.
Humankind has nothing to lose. We are at a crossroads of joy and turbulence. Who are we? Where on the great story will we be awakened?
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i like jacking off to japanese futa drawings
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>>36553056
How the fuck is "i like jacking off to japanese futa drawings" an original comment? This is 4chan.
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This post really made me think
Original post
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Who /Esoteric/ here?
>tfw studying up on hexes to put on Chad
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I came to R9K for cringe, and boy, did you deliver.
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Is this the final form for robots?
Where can I find a tasteful wizard hat?
Tell me about the hexes you want to learn.
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Put a hex on me too you dumb faggot
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WW3 is about to start and I still haven't seen in a fucking vagina outside porn videos
I'm gonna die a fucking virgin
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> he fell for the "sex is important meme"
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>>36552923
Gain some courage faggot. If the the world ends up in ruin because of WW3, why even fear social ramifications if they will fade away anyways. Realize that women are humans too, and it becomes easier to talk to them.
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>>36552997
Yeah, because women will just accept someone who doesn't meet her standards, even to be only "friends"
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What are some over the counter pills that will make me stop giving a fuck and make me stress free?
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There is no such thing.
But notice how you seeming aren't able to choose to not give a fuck, and aren't able to choose how stressed you are.
Really makes you think, doesn't it? How much control do we really have, if we can't choose to not give a fuck?
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>>36552785
Dextromethorphan is good for that
But don't expect to be able to move around for a while
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>>36553947
If I was to go to the doctor how can I convince him to give me something to help me? What would I say?
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>people actually believe cut cocks look better than uncut cocks
its literally like tearing a huge fucking scar on your arm and saying it looks better...
im cut
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>>36552753
>"literally like"
Do you even know how to use a simile?
Also, scars on your arm look badass. Maybe you shouldn't obsess over cocks so much.
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It's like having your fingers cut off, but finding some weird obscure way to hold things while taking pride in it. Then thanking the doctor who cut your fingers off because everyone else has theirs cut off just like you.
That's the cut mindset.
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>>36552849
im used to seeing literally literally everywhere on the internet and it has literally been embedded in my brain to use literally, literally.
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>So anon, where are you taking me for our date?
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She's really cute. I would have coitus with her if it were legal to do so.
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This place called "lolcow", you're gonna love it!
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thats a dude in a wheelchair...
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If reincarnation existed, how many of you guys would an hero over and over until you reincarnate into a chad? I feel like this would be a interesting scenario to think about.
>suicides spike up at an alarming rate
>The human population is decreasing due to a surge of beta males offing themselves, in hopes to become chad.
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Why not just put work in and alpha up?
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>>36552588
Op here, I forgot to mention an interesting addition to this scenario...
>one robot an heros to see if this theory is true, and he keeps his consisness as a chad.
>he tells others about this posibillity and everything goes downhill
>government tries to crack down on suicide, but it barely scratches the surface
>stacies and chads are freaking out at first, but aren't bothered to save them because they are beta virgins.
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>>36552588
In this scenario, do all people keep their memories? How would they know that they'll be reincarnated, and why would the robots believe a chad telling them to kill themselves?
>just kill urself bro it'll work bro i swear
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Hello, meatlets.
I'm just checking in to see why the fuck you people are still falling for the red meat meme? Or the any meat meme in general to be honest?
You sick fucks don't even know how meat is MADE. They kill innocent animals who are captured and bred AGAINST THEIR WILL - and for WHAT? For a little bit of nourishment and the slight sensation that your tastebuds feel?
Anyone who eats meat is a complete scumbag in my book, and I hope they die a horrible death.
Since none of you morons will listen to the ethical side of things, I'll bring some science into the matter - it has been scientifically proven that eating meat increases your chance of cancer to 128%, and that men who eat chicken meat in their young years have the smallest penises on average. On top of that, you're scientifically a fucking asshole if you even let meat TOUCH your tongue.
Fucking meatlets make me sick!
Oh, and you know the best part? Cuckold fetishism is found EXCLUSIVELY in meat eating males.
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oh here we fucking go
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This post made my mouth water
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>mfw while eating a delicious champagne shaved ham with roast beef sandwichits a weird combo because im poor
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>fell for the lower your standars bruh meme
>tried fatties, trannies and orcs and they all turned me down
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lowering your standards that low is a meme, people that disgusting usually have high standards
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>>36552743
>people that disgusting usually have high standards
what???????
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>>36552751
look at literally every fat person on tindr ever