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There is no futa, only trannies.

>>39444348
>My futa girlfriend fucked me in the ass after our first date
Sounds like the title of a hentai manga. Also it's clearly your fault for being such a slut and wanting it.

>>39444407
I said didn't want to, but she still forced in me regardless. She said lots of mean and degraging things to me and I started crying halfway through. She eventually stopped and cuddled with me until I calmed down.

when he tries to contact you, pretend he has the wrong number. he'll assume it isn't you and that you gave him the wrong one.

>>39444334
Kill yourself you nigger loving whore

>>39444334
I'll go out with you on Saturday
Do you live in the US?

>>39444330
tfw no one even likes chess

>>39444330
You could take one of those two beautiful female chess pieces for a waifu. I've read sadder things on 4chan.

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>>39444901
but they don't have a penis

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"Forever and always daddy's violet-blue eyes"

Isabel, 18

>>39444272
>daddy's violet-blue eyes
she was probably raped

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Why do all the cute guys have to kill themselves.

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i want to like them

>>39444180
That is a man u queero

>>39444152
Same here fampai
The feminine penis meme starts getting me, I know one irl and want to fuck her(male) much more than regular girls

>get rejected by girl you weren't even attracted to
>self esteem drops to unforeseen levels of low

>>39444162
That could happen, and it would be extraordinarily shitty. She hasn't shown much interest (granted, it's only the second day), so it's entirely possible.

I guess I can take consolation in the fact that no matter what happens, some obvious skank in Math can't stop turning around and smiling at me.

>>39444150
No, don't do it.
They way you talk about her makes it clear that things certainly won't work out

Yesterday, goodbye hug

Turned a girl down who asked for my number because I'm into dudes.

Kissed my wife goodbye when I left for work this morning.

This is probably a good thing.

Gets you practice talking to girls and you learn about how they think.

>>39444165
I wonder if she knows that she's the only girl I've talked to in what's possibly a decade... Seems to me that her mind just doesn't operate at all on this level luckily.

I lie to her about my life though... making up jobs, gfs... I feel like an asshole for it.

>>39444213
There is absolutely no way this girl can empathize with your situation.

My view is that lying is only bad if it has negative consequences for the person who gets lied to, so I don't see a problem here.

I got beaten by my dad when I drove the quadbike through the fence and he decided to take out his divorce anger on me. Does that count?

>>39444039
When a guy I used to be with started freaking out and smashing a door during a party

>>39444039
it ws me

>>39443989
very naughty

yes we can all access pornhub

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i touch a boobies once

am i chad yet?

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>>39443941
Here's the template if you haven't done one yet

>>39443941
>Romanian
>Likes Hungary
I'm disappointed.

>>39444302
I knew that this opinion map would turn the thread into some /pol/ tier crap but this is how I found the template.

Hungary is a great country though, I like its culture and I usually appreciate all the empires that have actually done something throughout history. I am not assblasted and xenophobic over some unrest from centuries ago.

>>39443901
Blacks aren't racing to Asia like whites are and blacks aren't actually well liked there this is just a common porn whore doing her job

because since (beta) white males have claimed asian girls, it is an attack on us by our most feared enemy, the BBC negro, and thus asian males are getting payback in a way.

>>39443925
That's an Asian woman fucking 2 black dudes

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>textless posts are fake and gay

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shit in my earlobes

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cum in my kidney

>>39443861
what was the problem famalam?

>>39443980
Just in general. Last one was anime streaming sites buffering every couple of minutes. Could fix that, if my computer(s) weren't/wasn't broken in other ways that I've been too afraid to fix.

One of the main reasons I never watch anime anymore is that the websites are trash now. Yet the other video streaming websites are okay. Only anime streaming ones give me extreme issue.

At this point if I want to watch anything I'd download it from the streaming site, ironically, so it'd play without lagging and buffering. As it is I'm short on space and nothing is worth watching that bad, not anime anyway.

>>39444323
>At this point if I want to watch anything I'd download it from the streaming site
Just use torrents you absolute mongoloid.

>>39443856

ask them out and they will leave you alone

Girls love teasing
Just tease back

>are you a virgin haha
>well at least I don't give it to every guy that asks

>>39443922
I am afraid that if I do that they would date me in order to cuck me and spread rumors about the size of my dick.
>haha i sleep with anon gf and she told me he was small down there.