Why do gen-z kids unironically wear these google things out in public?
>>38462877
Maybe in your country.
Haven't seen any kids around here with retard goggles.
To be more precise, even the kids in his school would pick on him by wearing that.
>>38462877
My Asian friend wears this while we play football, maybe it's an ethnic thing. Either way it's quite smart and I should try it instead of getting my glasses broken.
They are marketed that it makes them look "sporty"
Act n: I
I need to put sperm in a female egg NOW
Shit you're speaking everyones wish on /r9k/ (some of them had it done,but ya know...) !
>>38462825
And go through the experience of raising a hyperactive human just so that they have to suffer through the hell its ancestors created for two decades
Remain satisfied with what you have anon
On the internet, no one knows if you're a wild Alaskan salmon.
>another tfw no gf episode
>jerk off
>feel even more depressed
Why does this happen?
/r9k/ in a nutshell, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46OmLAcB0hY
Does anyone else cry automatically? Like I don't mean to cry but tears just randomly run down my face whenever I think about how alone I am
They never stop
>anon, so what are we doing next?
>>38462588
>why are you soo quiet anon?
>be autistic but not socially inpet
>girls are nice, sweet, and you have funny conversations
>they wouldnt date you if you were the last man on Earth
>1am
>hear mom crying in her bedroom because dad left, i dropped out of school, and refuse to get a job
>text her and say "make me mac and cheese right now or i call child protective services again"
>she does it
heh, dumb roastie
>>38462524
Child protective services only come if you're a child
Well OP?
Bad bait if anything else
TFW live in the San Fernando Valley.
Every hot girl i see, i assume has done a porn scene
Why are femanons so heartless, robots?
Who gives a shit what they think? Why do you talk or give any attention to women here at all?
They shouldn't be here. Our goal should be simple, a campaign of attrition: don't pay them any attention for long enough and they will leave eventually
> used to be obese due to medical condition
> girls would poke me and grab my rolls while giggling
> "anon stop eating so many chicken nuggets"
> fast forward 10 years
> in good shape now
> same girls approach me one day at school and tries to coerce me into fucking them
> poke her in the stomach and tell her to stop eating so many chicken nuggets
> also the most alpha thing ive done
> pure bred
> virgin
> will do anything you want
she agrees to spend the rest of her with you BUT everytime you fuck her, you have to paint your whole body black and let her call you Tyrone. What will you do anons?
>>38462255
Yeah? We just wouldn't fuck that often?
>meet a really cute girl last week
>we're randomly paired to work together on a university assignment
>professor put the groups together so I'm super relieved at not having to try and find someone to work with me
>girl is actually really cool
>while we're introducing ourselves hobbies come up
>she's telling me how she's into music, I ask her what she listens to
>she says she's listening to Beethoven and Schubert right now
>asks me what I'm listening to right now
>snidely chuckle to myself and ask her if she just started listening to classical
>she gives me this weird look like she wants to laugh but it also disgusted
>tell her the music is laughably dated and she should listen to some real music like Schaeffer, Stockhausen, Subotnick, Tudor, or Lopatin
>she says we should just get to work
>treats me cold as fuck now
Why do women get so mad when you call them on their philistinism?
>>38462242
Because you did a snide chuckle, pulled a neckbeard "my taste>yours", and called her taste "laughable".
>>38462242
>lets talk about interests
>interest
>* SNORT* why would you ever like <perfectly reasonable thing to like>?
>>38462242
God I hope this is bait. Take a hint and realize she was just trying to come off as smart, composed, and peaceful by listening to classical music.
She would appreciate it if you listened to something hardcore like most people on this board more than being a faggot by listening to these weird ass niggas
do you have the same girth and lenght when you are watching porn or when you are having sex with a qt girl?
just asking because i will die a virgin and i wanna know
had sex for first time last week with 8/10 qt3.14 dick was not all the way hard and kept getting soft to do me having to take a shit lmao but she would succ to keep it hard so win ig? Never nutted tho ran out of time after an hour , 7/10 cause i got to hit it raw for 30 secs OP. Dont worry you can still change and smash some puss
>>38462233
anecdotal evidence says its actually not diamond-tier erect that often during sexytimes except right before orgasm but it is diamond-tier hard when watching porn. i'd have to find the article and study again but the standing theory is either minor performance anxiety, fatigue, or something about porn just gets the brain juices flowing better.
>>38462559
>>38462559
I'm not quite sure if raping the English language counts as having had sex.
>what's the matter, anon?
>can't handle a real woman?