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MENA girls are lovely.

Just be careful about converting. It's not like Christianity where you can just show up on Easter and Christmas.

What's her ethnicity? Are you white?

>>35769242
I dated a Muslim. Had to be a closeted relationship because her parents would have executed her for dating an infidel. However, her pussy was the best I've ever had. Literally worth all of it for that napalm pussy.

>>35769228
can you give me a blowie too?

>>35769228
Am i a big guy?
Am i a big guy?
Am i a big guy?
Am i a big guy?

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>doesn't account for my accidental 2000 calorie sessions

i hate it when doctors are too simplistic. I bet he was the dumbest doctor in his med school.

It's pretty cute how this was apparently the most defining event of your life. This guy really left an impression on you.

>>35769321
>t. The guy

"Omg ur whole life is defined by this post on r9k!!!11!!!

>not op but lol dude

>>35769321
Oh nvm forgot this is that one spam threadat keeps showing up, I rescind my ill-deserved retribution

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>tfw people constantly recommend this book to me

>>35769057
That book caused mine.

>>35769057
nope. shit's useless unless you're already a normie.

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>>35769020
It's your life after all, do what you have to. It won't effect anyone else but those remotely close to you. If any at all.

>>35769047
Stop trying to convince people to commit suicide.
>>35769020
So move to Osaka.

>>35769020
you have shit taste my friend.

They're attracted to big guys (4 u yes yes). The dumb thing is consequential

>>35768982
Of coursh. The fire rises

>>35768982

How do you know that guy is dumb?

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Holy fuck every time
>House to myself
>Time to get freaky and have an elaborately set up wank with no risk of intrusion
>Put on some real good shit like thicc or /ss/
>End up cumming to traps obliterating their assholes or shemales jerking off or something

i want off mr cocks ride

Stop being such a raging faggot
Origunne

>>35768956
Whose Faceb*ok is this from?

>>35768956
The real question is why doesn't any girl keep her room tidy?

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>>35768956
i wna fuck a girl pusy

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>>35768908
>he doesn't know about flow
>tfw will never be featured on "Best Hockey Hair"

>>35768908
Better how? Is it more comfortable? Wouldn't you get a sunburn on your head in the summer?

>>35768908
>blading

>>35768874
I think you forgot to plug a link to your YouTube channel, isn't that something you've been forcefully advertising everywhere?

>>35768938
he's got a channel? wut? suce?

>>35768938
My you sure are salty.

Upped 4 vids and you just can't stop bitching.

my philosophy is you can always say more, but you can never say less. Think about it, do you really listen to that one person that can never shut up? After a while their words lose their value.
Listening is just as important as talking

Social interactions with most people are mostly vapid and pointless anyway

I've found that 90% of the talking don't mean shit.

>>35768766

anxiety in my case.

I realized today that when I actually relax, I can be pretty outgoing.

Don't drink right now

>>35768726
>Legal in the US
>Psychedelic component (noticably)
Factually incorrect

>Its like comparing hash to weed, when we are dealing with alcohol
>You're mood is lifted the next day
[citation needed]

That said, absinthe does have the best kind of drunkenness. All of the positives with none of the negatives.

>>35768802
Its way better than drinking, You are lucid, but you are drunk, its like smoking weed and drinking, but you arent dissy with a clouded head, perfect balance. Its not like drinking at all.

If you stop in Phoenix I will show you around

>>35768732
Stop by Tucson as well buddo.

>>35768690

I went to a massage parlor in Las Vegas and I had a QT mexi-chinese girl. Cute af and I got to fuck her raw, unfortunately, when I googled the address, it says its been replace by a chinese restaurant

Paging Jazz.

Saw your post.

>>35768668
Are you fat? What state/country?

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>>35768668
Another fembot here
>I'm KHV, with autism, and zero friends.
Same. pic related is me:)

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>tfw fell for the squats meme

another stay inside shill. these people don't want you to do anything except lay in bed and stare at the ceiling. If you wanna lift do that shit, fuck these shills on a Chinese image board. most of these faggots get paid in hotpockets and dinobites. niggas don't leave the house and ackt like they know shit. if you wanna do something do that shit

>>35768684
This is sexy. I'm a dude, though.