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What did robots used to be before the internet? Like what were the robots of the 90s and 80s?
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>>34885807
bookworms
tabletop games
internet caffeteria nerds later
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>>34885807
I read a lot. Mostly fantasy and scifi books, a lot of trashy pulp scifi adventures, Star Wars books etc.

Played a lot of Nintendo and Sega games, Playstation and N64.

Collected a lot of toys, mostly Transformers, Beastwars etc.

Watched a lot of Saturday morning cartoons. Drew comics for myself.

Played outside daily.

It feels like a million years ago.
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>>34885807
Many of them already used the internet in the 90s and some even in the 80s (except in the US where it was extremely obscure until 2007 when Apple and Facebook brought it to everyone, as we all know). Another activity in the 70s-90s period was video games. Around the same time and before that they also watched TV, played and created tabletop games, read, wrote, drew, and collected things.

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I JUST WANT TO JERK MY WIENER TO A PORN VIDEO OF SOMEONE WATCHING HIS MOM GETS FUCKED AND JERKS HIS WIEN TO IT AND THERE'S LOTS OF DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE MOM AND SON WHY ISN'T THERE A FUCKING VIDEO LIKE THAT
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I bet there is something like this already but don't expect mom and son to be real relatives though
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Bring forth your mother and we shall create such a video
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>>34885784
i've looked far and wide

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> Years ago, have been hanging out with her basically every day
> I don't look bad, I'm a 7 at least. She SEEMS to like me back
> We decide to date but she decides she's not ready exactly 2 days later
> Whatever, feel heartbroken but I'm still young, promise to myself I won't get mad at her like a tard and be pals with her because she still matters to me
> Worst fucking decision of my life
> Few weeks later she gets a bf. I congratulate her despite feeling sad, but I'm sure I'll find somebody too
> Her bf is a fucking asshole. The sort of guy that just LOVES making you insecure
> Jealous as shit too
> Literally makes her stop hanging out with me, she's not answering texts and the last text I get just says something like "My bf doesn't want me to see you anymore, and I don't want to either"
cont.
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Quit being such a faggot. Quit that bitch and go out and meet new friends. Don't give a fuck. Failing at meeting new people can't be worse than crying over a 7 year cunt who shacks up with another dude.
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>>34885668
> I don't look bad, I'm a 7 at least. She SEEMS to like me back
> We decide to date but she decides she's not ready exactly 2 days later
>Few weeks later she gets a bf

Stopped reading right there.
No reason to continue, you just got played, should've forgotten about her already.
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>>34885668
>She SEEMS to like me back
stopped reading
you were wrong, pin point where things went wrong with the story there is the moral of the story. you dont need to keep on with the story unless you got nudes to share

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If you see this while scrolling Chad will tell you about how he smashed your crush on their valentines date but only if you reply: Hello Cucko ; in this thread.
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>>34885563

Hello cucko, links to this video
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Hello cucko.
Her name is lana rain. She's quite the cam hoe.
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>>34885659

I know her name, I want a link to this video.

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What are some examples of dressing like an autist?
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There's none. If you look and act weird, no clothes will help. Conversely, Chad can wear whatever the fuck he wants, and he'll still look great.
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>>34885492
Exactly. Being an autist is all in posture and mannerism, clothing doesn't do shit.
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>>34885492
>>34885536
nah, clothes might not make you a chad but dressing with a fedora and cargo shorts is much worse than just wearing some slim jeans and a shirt

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Hey fembots, how did your valentine's day go?

Also: Do you spend much money on skincare and makeup, and how elaborate is your whole "dressing up and getting made up" routine if you're going out for an evening?
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Just sat at home and played LoL
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Found out my bf dated a trap once. Very confused the entire day but made up some point in the evening.
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>>34885209
>-bots
>dressing up and going out for an evening
Saged and reported.

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So what women have to offer except ass, tits and a wet hole where I can stick my dick into?
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Babies


Guess that's it now though
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>>34885188
>>34885188
There's this independent girl that I know, she has money to offer, the only thing is she can't write so she has no use to me besides sex
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>>34885188
What men have to offer beside dick?

Bear in mind that we live in 21st century.

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>born in upstate ny
>poor as fuck family
>entire place is so poor even 40 year olds can't afford used cars
>-70 degree wind chill
>the wind blows 80 mph every day for hours on end
>constantly a shit storm of snow so thick you can't even see
>no drugs or weed
>forces people into alcoholism
>people here go even crazier from drinking
>no way out except wait until you're 30 and go be impoverished in a small city or go be homeless
>would rather kill innocent in a gang than be here
>forced to spend my whole life in a room
>the whole world is partying and do drugs while I stare out a window and see nothing but an open field and blizzards
>can literally drive for 80 miles and see nothing but one wide open field
>literally not a single person outside anywhere you go
>no stores or clubs or anything fun
>can't even buy shit if by some miracle you have money
>people here collect cans on the side of the road as a primary source of income
>forced to worship Satan
>average income here is 14k a year
>all the houses are broken down old and filled with mold
>nothing but death and sadness
>people here can't even afford basic needs let alone something luxurious that costs 2 dollars
>everyone here is inbred mentally ill and waiting to die
>the only work around is farming and tree cutting
>neighbors have stupid ass barking dogs every morning before the sun is even up
>also there's only like 5 hours of sunlight
>winter doesn't end it just stops for 2 months
>if the inbred cousin club doesn't like you there's nothing to do but lay in bed and sigh
>hint they don't like you
>nothing to do but hunt and fish which sucks
>forced to kill animals for fun
>been sighing and begging for death since I was 7
>forced to hang out with creepy crazy country retards and no one else
>every single person I've met here only sleeps and sits inside
>you can't go to parties unless you're in the inbred cousin club and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE YOU GO
>go to a town 80 miles away and still meet the same people
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Damn son, you're making me feel suicidal just reading this. Southern CT seems real comfy after this! God speed, catch a train to the city and don't look back!
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>>34885086
Should I be homeless?
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Seems cozy desu. Do you have any pics of the town? I wanna see what it looks like. Kansas is also a shithole too and I want out.

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What are some of your happy and sad stories?

>Starting last year of College. Thinking back on high school.
>Remember when I lost my virginity
>At high school prom
>My girlfriend (of about 3 months) and I won best couple. Essentially prom King and Queen.
>Whole year level loves us. It's great.
>Go back to her place after the after party and we had sex for the first time.
>It was a great night and even though we've been broken up for a while now I still remember her fondly.

I miss high school
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my dick is HUGE

IT'S SO FUCKING BIG
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>junior year of high school
>crushing on girl
>Start hanging out with her friend to learn more about crush
>Talk a lot, learn about each other
>Walk her home most days just to talk
>Split up from my friends to walk her home one day
>One of them yells "you better make a fucking move"
>Face is red and hot
>She overhears
>She laughs about it and tells them to shut up
>Walk to her house like normal
>Get to her house
>Say good bye and turn away
>"Aren't you gonna make a move?"
>O fuck
>"Here"
>She grabs my face and kisses me
>Have a panic attack because I don't know what the fuck is going on
>Keep it cool tho
>"I've been thinking. I know I'm not (girl I had a crush on) but, would you like to go out with me instead?"
>Say yeah
>Kiss again

And that's the story of my first love. It was K
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>>34885028
Fuck I miss high school as well. It was alright at the time but in retrospect I had it pretty fucking good. Good friends, decent grades. I'm at uni now which is fine but it's all just kinda surface level with people. I don't have any of those good true friendships with many people anymore.

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I finally made it blackbots I got the girl I wanted, we're all gunna make it brah
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>>34884722
Goob job Anon, I hope it works out for you!
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>>34884722
It Looks like a man though
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>>34884735
Thats me, good bamboozle though

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THIS IS WHAT FEMBOTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>34884578
It's funny because it symbolizes that she's still the same slut deep down.
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>>34884578
revesre this to be a bimbofication fetish
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>>34884578
DELETE THIS

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

FUCKING LIES.. BETA MALES GTFO

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>Draw every night for a general on 4chan
>Someone tells me to drink bleach
>Don't even say anything inflammatory
>Cry IRL because I just want to make people happy, but I'm just a nuisance
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>>34884466
You make me happy anon don't worry about that other fag.
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>>34884466
What kind of drawings Anon?
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>>34884466
post some drawings

orginalsfdas

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Where would you take a girl on the first date?
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>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
mc donalds
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thats pretty cute t b h
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>>34884430
>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
a jew camp

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What are some good countries to move to for an American refugee trying to escape a fascist regime? I am thinking of Sweden, Canada, or Japan.
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any western european nation filled with sjws and sluts
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Move to a country full of the 3rd world shitskins you love so much.
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>>34884332
Mexico! Try Sinaloa. You'll love it there, OP

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ITT:Songs that literally make you cry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVq0IAzh1A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcINmpMR7e4

Doesnt make me cry, but brings out strong emotions in me
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Come on /r9k/, make me cry.
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Most of the tear-jerkers for me seem to come from David Lynch movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry5vs331sMY

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