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i hate the bbc meme so much

im a 19yo kv black robot living in europe and if a girl wanna fuck with me she will expect a 8x6 dick and my dick is 6x5.5

stop the bbc and blacked meme please
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>>38436862
that's still pretty big you stupid negro
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>>38436996
5.5 girth is literally extra sized, i'm pretty sure you are just baiting
fuck off retard
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>>38437060
my dick is literally bigger than yours, you stupid nigger

I just wanted to tell you that it's not small in any way

also I'm pretty sure you are not even black only a mentally ill white guy larping as a nigger, end your life

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>bii mii
>6'1 , athletic, been rated between a 6 and 9 online
>also an advanced incel sperglord
>plenty qt3.14s have flirted with me, more than I even notice probably
>don't know how to move a conversation into sexual territory
>bitches think idc
>at work
>new 9/10 coworker, my age
>she's so hot I can't look away, and she knows
>she's all over me! She even wants me to walk her home!!
>we get to her apt door, she tells me there aren't any visitors allowed after 10 but she'd love to have me over during he day!
>she wants the d
>offer her a joint which I had in my backpack
>we smoke outside her apartment
>this is lit
>when she finishes the joint she just looks into my eyes and smiles
>we should kiss
>give her a big fucking bear hug
>lol I gooft
>read online that girls like when you touch them casually
>maybe I'll pat her on the back when I see her?
>nooope llol
>slap 3 fingers into her spine then walk away without making eye contact
>by the end of the day she complains to our boss that I'm creeping her out
>yep, she went from dtf to wtf in just a couple subhuman social interactions
>punch a hole in a bus stop on the way home
>then a random window
>then my wall
>down like 5 shots worth of skyy and cry masked to schleep

I love the 21st century
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>>38436819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlKf8WoLyJI
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>>38436856
Nah I'm not schyzo, more like 18th century spergo boy
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>>38436949

Scizoid is not the same thing as schizophrenia.

>schizoid personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, and apathy.

>affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world.

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Have you noticed how all (ALL) guys say they wouldn't fuck their moms "because she's ugly"?
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Eh, mine isn't hot but we still humped.
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>>38436801
I wouldn't fuck my mother because I am not a degenerate.
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>>38436801
Yeah, people here with hot moms to find them attractive but are too beta to seduce them.

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Which vidya, film, manga/animey made you cry?
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The Smiths - I know it's over
The Vanishing
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Easily Kingdom hearts part 1. Kingdom hearts part 2 was good but not as emotional as part 1. My parents never understood my autistic emotional response to that games story.
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Fucking Guilty Crown when the chick who's crushing on Shu dies.

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How do you find ambition to do things? I don't want to be a depressed sack of shit anymore and actually want to go out and improve my life, but everything is so daunting to me through my shit tinted depression goggles that I end up laying in my room for hours doing absolutely nothing productive.
I just want to be self sufficient and lead a life where I can wallow in self pity in peace and quiet and blame my lack of success on factors outside of my control.
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Bump, would like to start my life and gain confidence and not be terrified when I think of the future
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take your meds or suffer
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>>38437018
I've never bothered going to a therapist to try and score SSRIs or anything similar, my older brother took them and it turned him into an (albeit independent) emotionless asshole.

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A lot of you guys are posting about how miserable your lives are and how ugly you guys are. A lot of you are doing absolutely nothing about it. Let me tell you what I did about it.

So I was born into a poor family that couldn't afford braces or any orthodontics, but as a teenager I planned to get my overbite corrected and teeth straightened. This was one of the major flaws in my look. Thankfully I'm 6'1 though.

>When I was 20 I started doing clinical studies that payed about 3k, I did them once a month

>I started my braces journey then, and awaited my jaw surgery to correct my overbite

>At this time I thought this was all I needed, and that the jaw surgery would fix my shit tier profile, I was wrong.

>The jaw surgeon did barely anything to fix my profile, but aligned my teeth, but even then there was a slight overbite that the orthodontist needed to correct

>This almost made me kill myself because I had to suffer through a year of waiting for the jaw surgery and then the jaw surgery recovery itself, which was really hard. I had a double jaw surgery.

>I didn't let this stop me from making it though, I knew it could be corrected. I decided to do yet another Jaw surgery. I waited again and then suffered through another recovery, but this time my jaw profile was perfect.

>However I noticed a flaw that gets overlooked by a lot of people, my cheek bones weren't well developed.

>Fortunately with my face fillers worked great, and it was a quick and easy fix.

>I also started to notice hair loss along this journey which I corrected with finestride

After all that has been done, I went from an objectively 3/10 to 6/10 after the first surgery, to 8 out of 10 after the second surgery and fillers.

I went from getting barely any matches with very selective pictures on tinder, to getting hookups with qt's weekly and most importantly a relationship with one too.
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>>38436714
cool, do you want a medal or something?
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before and after pics then you fucking incel virgin
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>>38436714
too bad they can't surgically remove that deep seated insecurity

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What kind of life do you want for yourself?
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Traditional family and stable job.
It's still possible in my country, albeit still a low chance to achieve it.
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I want to make serious money film making / editing
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>>38437226
boresville!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean I have seen too many people settle for this life too early.

My Dad says anyone who has kids before like 30 something has no plan. Strive for something greater.

I want to be a very influential character artist at a huge studio, I also want to travel to various studios in various countries

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>last message sent by the girl who died after getting electrocuted while using her phone in the bathtub
You can't make this up.
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>>38436644

Evolution finds a way.
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>her bathroom didn't have GFCI outlets

Embarrassing
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I love it when people die

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does anyone else here suffer from depersonalization\derealization? I remember seeing a thread here a few months ago that got a surprisingly decent amount of replies.

also mental illness general thread.
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>>38436583
I used to get depersonalisation a lot when I was a kid. I remember telling a teacher about it when I was 7. Haven't been able to do it since I was around 14 (I could disassociate if I thought about it for long enough). It almost happened when I had a slight breakdown about a month ago though. I even have visual snow and used to get tinnitus, they say the three go hand in hand. I wish I could do it again and make it last
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yup, triggered by a bad weed trip twice.First time it went away slowly and i forgot i had it.This time around i feel worse, hah another reason to off myself
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>>38436583
>I wish I could do it again and make it last

I'll swap places with you, have had it for seven years 24/7! ;-;

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Can white bois compete when black men look like this?
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Absolute truth

Trans BBC is the elixir of the gods
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>>38436493
Does that thing look big to you?
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>>38436541

lmao touche

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>muh muh muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's just a plant muh plant muh plant
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>>38436402
I don't even do drugs but it seems like you care way to much about what other people do.
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I agree that most potheads are degenerate, but seriously what's up with this shitposting? I've seen threads exactly like this at least a dozen times over the past few days.
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It's just a plant,

You sound retarded faggot

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What is the SMV of my fellow Robots? I scored -5, or lesser beta.

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/
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-11. Wow, what a shock, I'm useless, like I didn't know that before.
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>>38436382
This test is absolutely bullshit. The options are retarded and a lot of this stuff strongly depends on the people involved.
>Your target blurts out NICE PINK SHIRT ARE YOU GAY
Like are you fucking kidding me?
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The bathroom one is baffling
"Say nothing and walk away"
+1 point
Who the fuck wrote this

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Why do you defend and make apologies for these evil, sadistic fucks?
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Uhhhhhhh, we don't?

Get lost on the way to /pol/?
Here's your link:
>>>/pol/
www.4chan.org/pol/
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>>>/his/3094815
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https://youtu.be/x4obeqaxhRs

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>fucking with that 30yo qt asian milf
>'hurts hurts stop your dick very big hurts'
>tfw my dick is 6x5.4
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>>38436330

shove it in her ass to show her what's actual pain like
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>>38436330
Is she a hooker anon? If so I don't think she's being honest
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>>38436330
6x5.4 is way above average

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i've nothing to do on my day off so why not start a /comfy/ thread.

if you could live anywhere where would it be? i would probably live somewhere in northeast us in a large cabin of some sort in the woods but not too far off from civilization
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Tokyo Japan because of the bitchin arcades and cute girls
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>>38436325
would be cool if you had enough money just o fuck around and not work
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do any of you anons think Kowloon walled city would be comfy? i think it would

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