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>going swimming at the beach
No
>Going outside
There's your problem

>>38911292
It's just normal. Your problem is that you are pussy.

>>38911401
>Getting bleeding feet from swimming in any water is normal

Australian?

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>>38911273
Religious conspiracy theories thanks to a culture of societal and familial-enforced Evangelical echo chambers, pretty much.

Either belief as we do or we'll kick you out of the house.

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>>38911273
Also here's another questioning dragon loli for you, friend.

>>38911273
It's called "American education". Basically Americans had a crazy idea of running education like a business and having politicians, who represent mostly businesses and stupid people, influence it. They suffered as a result of it.

i want someone to use me as an onahole

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>>38911250
I want a girl to hold a onahole while I insert a dildo into it and we fuck each other's sex toy.

I want onahole to use someone on me

Jeans and plain t-shirt

>>38911213
What's with the skin-tight suit trend? Shit's ugly as fuck

job appropriate
If you want a manager job, you get into that suit.
To be a wallmart greeter you just put on a clean, ironed shirt&pants, clean your face and hands, have some decent hairdo and a smile

okkk!!!!!!

:)

making original comments is a struggle

Daily reminder that thicc or big breasted girls represent mothers.

Lolis represent daughters.

If you're a child, you want your mother. If you're a man, you want a daughter.

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That's cutee anon

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>"Ugh, what a terrible day it is. And I haven't even finished my coffee yet. If anyone comes in and tries to talk to me, I'm calling security."
>*sips coffee loudly*

>>38911203
Yes daddy. I'm sorry daddy. Please forgive me.

>>38911203
I'm up for the challenge dad I should've done this ages ago let's go find me employment and find a few good managers to give a hard firm handshake to I wanna hear the words you've got the job you Son a bitch

Meet me in a year and i will kill you if you want. Itll have to be in neveada though.

Microdose heroin

>>38911172
>drink coke every day
been doing that since i was fucking 6 and im still alive

Yep, it's hell. Get out of there as soon as you can and cut off all contact. It's the only way to get better.
BPDs are manipulative, emotional leeches on anyone they can get their claws into. It should be illegal for them to have kids.

When my mom isn't drunk or if she's too drunk she acts like that

>>38911357

I'm out of the house now but she still causes drama and all the anxiety comes flooding back. I've also clearly got a lot of unresolved issues. It just makes me sad that I will never have a normal mother.

>>38911388

I'm sorry to you both anons, that you have to deal with these issues too.

>>38911125
Still like them somehow, I stick to the indie market but I wish there were some AAA games that interested me and wern't shite.

Tera online and kingdom hearts are the only games that interest me. I just wish i could make my own games. Thatd be nice

>>38911125
Everything is artificial, derived and/or skill-gap compressed to oblivion without any attention to details and the nuances that made games wild success in the past

Sales can safely rely on the Youtube and Twitch hype train to drive pre-orders and release sales for the majority of sales thus a good launch but shit game does well economically and is easy to produce every cycle

There's no incentive or reason to develop a good game but there is in developing a game that fools people into thinking they're getting a good game

I don't enjoy new games; the only games populated in Australia are assfaggots, CoB and Pubg, the second a sequel is released every prior game dies overnight

wow random melodies on midi, so deep

>>38911049
Burzum's midi albums suck. You're not misunderstood, you just need to grow up.

>>38911465
t. Roastie getting toastie
either that or your an ass bandit faggot.

>>38911038
Fuck a coconut

>>38911038
Hire a fucking prostitute dude.
You robot cucks want to date some virgin fucking princess that doesn't exist. Girls don't want you betas that treat them as if they can't say anything wrong.

>>38911338
I'm not even after the sex, i just want someone to cuddle with, play games together and then have sex.

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>>38911022
B-but it has clover!

I recently spent the last month not contacting anyone because I mainly wanted to be left alone.

The number of people who initiated contact with me: 0.

>>38911022
>someone finally texts you
>you don't see it for a week because you never look at your phone

>>38910951
They probably won't care/still love you. Well, if they're worth it they will.

>>38910979
but am I just inflicting myself on them never going to make them happy with this thing

>>38910951
How small is it, OP? Is it too short to go in?

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The fuck is this?
Do not hurt imoutos!

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>>38910947
It's not hurt.

It's love

>>38910924
Little sisters are so great from the ages of 2 to 8/9. Even as babies they're still fun but it's harder to play with them.

After and during puberty they become bitches. You can't even deal with them until they matured some time after college.

>>38910845
>that kid who only shits naked

>>38910845
>that kid who locked himself up in a room with bouncy balls during class and broke everything in it and then got sent to a retard school
Alan, if you're there, you were fucking hilarious as a kid.

>that special kid who fucked the hot homeroom teacher in front of the class and got away with it