Does anyone else order chicken fingers from Arby's for the sole purpose of shitting them out? I'm being serious here. Whenever I eat them and use the restroom, my poop comes out really smoothly and it feels nice.
So what does Arby's put in their chicken strips that makes them so shittable? Do they sprinkle ground-up laxatives into the breading as opposed to using pepper? Is that what those tiny dark spots are? Either way, I keep a few bagged in the fridge in case I'm ever constipated/have diarrhea. They're like an alternative to relief meds that you can get on the go.
I hope someone knows what I'm talking about.
have you not heard of caffeine or a proper diet?
>>36608651
If fast food chicken tenders are the only thing that keeps you regular then you need to see a doctor.
>>36608748
KilI yourself normaIfag
A thread inspired me. What "fembots" here have been molested? How did it happen? Does it still fuck you up?
I have.
I get paranoid discussing details even though it's really generic and strangers on the internet don't natter, but alas.
It " fucks me up" in that I can't really talk about it ( see above). I don't have PTSD or triggers, but certain cases that are similar make me feel bad, so I generally avoid them. I'm not really phased by rape jokes or anything like that. I watched Irreversible and it didn't phase me, lol. I do have sexual dysfunction, but I had that before my molestation and I think it has more to do with strict religious upbringing than anything.
I want to clarify about the not talking about it thing. I am super paraboid about people knowing what happened to me. I was bullied a lot in highschool and the idea of the Chads and Staceys that ridiculed me having that on me too aggravates me. Oh well, I graduated two years ago. That will probably fade as I get older. Basically, I don't want what happened to me to be used by people I hate. I don't want my vulnerability exposed - that would probably truamtise me more than the event itself.
If any other anons ( male or female) wanna talk through stuff, I'm here.
>>36608979
Talking about it would help callous it over time. Just take it one step at a time, baby steps u kno?
>>36608979
Was it creepy Uncle? Stepdad?
There have been some seriously fucked up anons here.
>be me
>be 22
>bro was diagnosed with type one diabetes at 13
>don't think much of it, feel for my bro
>recently went to the doctor's
>turns out i'm at high risk of getting diabetes
>feels bad man
>seen my bro's shitty lifestyle, don't want to live like that
>conflicted on ending it all
>what do?
>>36608580
Why kill yourself now, retard? If you're going to kill yourself, wait until you actually HAVE diabetes.
Nigga its one of the easiest managed long term illnesses. Don't be a pussy. Its nothing.
Plus stem cell therapy soon
>>36608660
of course i'm gonna wait, but the problem is that i have a high possibility at getting it in the future, which is making me super fucking stressed
Is it more cost-effective to buy weed from a dispensary than a drug dealer?
It's more cost-effective to quit now and never look back.
>supporting normalfags by buying their drugs
No
dealers typically sell it cheaper if you know them well
>>36608574
it's more cost effective to negotiate a large deal with those wanabe "ghetto" white kids and just kick their asses and take the weed and the money
Will anime ever be real? Reality sucks.
>>36608565
Bumping for answer (original and a half)
>>36608565
if sao happens first then we can become anime but anime can never become real.
>>36608565
hope this helps you anon, god speed
Has anyone ever typed exactly what I'm typing ITT on this board before?
>>36608509
why doesn't the snipper snapper want to share the noodles with me?
>>36608542
OHHHHH YYYEAASAAAAAGH MR KRABS
>>36608509
What in the fuck is that? Is the crab dead? If not thats one hell of a decoration.
DINGDINGDINGDING IT'S PAYDAY BOYS!!!!!
Get those balances in here.
>$2500 in spending money
>in college
>tuition and board is paid for
I mean it's good for right now I guess. Don't need to worry about bills and have $2500 in spending money but am going to save at least half of it.
>>36608475
the number hasn't changed from last time dip-shit
>>36608475
$0.42
if you don't check your balance every day because you struggle to have any money you need to kill yourself
>completely bald in early twenties
I never had a chance
Where my baldbros at
I started going bald at 17. I just shaved it all and grew out my beard.
>>36608500
My beard comes in all patchy
I can't even grow hair on my face well
>>36608461
>>36608500
wow that's pretty bad.
Are vegans the worse kind of normie? Fuck these obnoxious little cunts.
Cows don't have name nor can they talk
>be in grocery store
>see package of hotdogs that got vegan-tagged like this
>have little picture of sad piglet that says "Holly 2015-2016"
>buy hotdogs
>cook hotdog
>moan Holly's name while eating hotdogs
>when I finished up the package I stick sticker on fridge door instead
>laugh every time I see it
Thanks, Holly.
It's already dead and packaged, might as well eat it at that point.
Do you think calling me a "nigger" is funny?
My people's blood is behind that word.
That label is physically degrading to me and if you ever say it in public I'll personally enact justice on behalf of my ancestors
>>36608448
k whatever, boy.
>>36608448
>posted by a white kid
>bored at 1
>from his comfy suburban bedroom
I fucking hate Steve Harvey, he's a stupid fucking nigger.
Hey any of you guys know chinese?
gfghdrd
Ching Chang ping pang ping pong ding dong
>>36608406
>Hey any of you guys know chinese?
wo hui shuo zhongwen desu
Why wont grills ever love me?
>>36608396
Is that you OP? your nose is half your head
You look like a kike
>>36608396
Hello Fageddit, would you kindly stop shit posting these fake threads all over r9k please
try /b/ that like this shit
eat shit and die
I love oneitis so much I don't care if I have to be her beta orbiter or her sissy boi cuck slave. I just want to be physically with her. I would die for oneitis I would buy anything for oneitis I would kill for oneitis I would shelter oneitis from authorities I would self mutilate for oneitis. Nothing else really matters
>>36608377
I know that feel. Stay strong anon.
>>36608377
And thats why you can't have your oneitis.
>>36608407
She doesn't live anywhere close right now but if I was I'd do anything I'd even beat up people trying to harm her and her bf if she had one. I don't care I'd follow her (them even) everywhere. How do I go on until I see her again?
Autistic people can't tell what she is saying
>>36608324
She's puts on extra makeup even though she's just going to work as a cashier
>>36608351
congrats, normieposter
>>36608324
It's because she's talking about makeup. You're not autistic because you don't know about makeup. I don't think most guys do
Everybody masturbates. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
What's embarrassing is WHAT you fap to. So what do you fap to, robots?
>>36608291
My pocket pussy.
two hours of dry bating and this silicon hole does it in half a minute with everything shaky.
>>36608291
Came to http://hentai2read.com/after_playing_house/ about a half hour ago.
I fap to the pic in the OP, routinely.