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can't see anything, but at least she isn't a whale, so good job there.

>>38183214
She looks like a ghost but would still invoke her /10

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Shes very out of focus op 10/10
Here is my wife

Have money and be Chad

>>38183193
Stop being such a disgusting piece of shit. Why would any woman choose you over someone else?

>>38183687
you don't need to be chad. But you do need money.

She will cheat on you with younger, better looking chads, but she might offer up the pussy once a month.

>>38183143
>How are normies able to have female friends?
They typically don't its a meme. The only exception to this if one of them is already taken or is repulsed by them in some way

>>38183143
what if she was ugly and had been with other people?

>>38183209
She'd grow on my thirsty ass and there's a hole

>>38183137
it's scary how true the lowest common denominator of thought can be.

Nice facebook post, retard

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connieposter confirmed boy
sage shit thread its just a gay guy

>>38183115
The idea of physical intimacy makes me feel terrified, so I can vibe on this

>>38183115
no, because i'd be far less degenerate if I wasn't

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>>38183115
Not having STDs is super comfy. Not having to worry if you're being cheated on is comfy. Not having to burn all your money on dates and booze just to smash is comfy. Virginity is comfort for me.

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>>38183042
>ever
>thinking

don't you get it? ever agent is an agent of chaos, and every agency is an agency of chaos
for there is no perfection greater than the perfect chaos, so perfect as to include it's own inverse
hail eris!

>>38183042
damn Jared leto looking greasy

>>38183017
I would but I heard it's quite expensive. Also I heard the natives are very racist towards whites to the point of violence.

Also I'm white and pale so would bake in the sun.

Saving up the money to move there and get a place, with enough to last me till I found a job pretty much. Actually, that's the only reason I haven't even moved out of my hometown.

>>38183017
>What are the downsides?

You would technically be American.

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>have opportunity to talk to people and make friends
>go to act on that opportunity
>quickly realise that I'd rather be alone
>but when I'm alone I feel lonely and want to have friends
It's a never-ending cycle

>tfw alone
>tfw literal friendless retard would rather be alone than play smash with me

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>>38182997

>Be depressed for a while
>Start taking positive steps in my life
>make money, see progress
>Depression creeps back in
>Hits me hard, everything feels similar again

This whole time, I may have just been ignoring the truth. I should have killed myself years ago

No, who do you think I am

>>38182889
Yup. Two. Still with the second.

As a prank a few times

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>>38182864
Here's something that might cheer you up, also what's wrong exactly?

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>>38183034
>tried to do the right thing
>end up feeling empty inside
>been improving myself over the past few months, passed a few goals and looking towards getting a job
>have to delude myself to feel happy
>nothing to look foward to in the future, gave up on having children or a gf

>>38183092
I can offer some advice that has helped men all over time and space to rise over those feelings.
> don't overthink shit and just wing it.
Not sure what you want to in 20 years time, fuck it and go do something you want to do next week. Women overthink, men don't think
Thats what women do,

*is


fkek

bumping up to the heavens.

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>Feel sorry for him
Haha yea.... poor guy a-am I right?

>>38182848
Thats meme magic son, theyre onto you

>>38182848
Something very similar happened to me when I tried to open a glass bottle of ginger ale the other day. What I think happened is that it wasn't completely frozen and the center was still moving around which made it look like it wasn't frozen. After I dropped it, it cracked the ice around it, making it visible. But something that doesn't completely add up is that the bottle was in there for 2 days which should have been plenty of time for it to completely freeze.

>>38182848
Water has some interesting properties. Take this a sign to educate yourself, brainlet

Because we are programmed to want a gf and especially to have sex.
Being deprived of this is only one tier above being deprived food, water and shelter.

>>38182842
They're still coming to terms with it.

>>38182875
That's bullshit, we are not wild animals.
Just do something productive with your life, you'll not find the right person in that way.

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>>38182822
>milfags UNIRONICALLY getting mad at others for wearing their cloth cuck tokens

Hey, I've got a bigger award than any of you, I was smart enough not to have to join the military.

>>38183025
>enlist in navy at 19
>4 years of living in san diego
>2 deployments to asia
>out now
>now getting my degree for free
Boy I sure regret it. What a nightmare.

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>>38182822
>modern US milfags get paid to fight hopeless ragheads with AKs while using the most advanced military tech known to man
>act like they have same amount of Valor as WW2 vets who went through hell against the German and Japanese super powers

>>38182769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU thread theme (0:48 - end)

i cant. it's one of my favorite movies alongside reservoir dogs and one flew over the cuckoos nest. definitely the most robot like though.

>>38182769
No


I Won't, go back to dumb frogposting.